My Weird Dreams Continue - The Latest Are Nude

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    Dec 30, 2015 5:26 PM GMT
    And no, I hadn't been drinking, or doing anything else. In fact, I dream most when I drink least. I've been having strange dreams several times a week all this month. Holiday pressure?

    So last night in our bed I dreamt that I've kicked all the covers off me. In the dream I woke naked & shivering. I imagined I took my iPhone from the nightstand and texted our gay friends to let them know, no idea why I'd do that just because I found myself chilly.

    "Bare butt & balls became blue because blanket batted beside bed."

    I think I'm the only person I know who creates dreams in alliterative format. Not good alliteration, but still... Next I had this fear that the iPhone's camera was sending images of me naked to strangers. I put the phone away, but oddly didn't cover myself, and shortly afterwards I woke up.

    And found out that I was in fact uncovered naked in bed and shivering for real, blanket on the floor, the thermostat having automatically lowered the A/C to its nighttime temp. I guess I created that dream to try to explain what I was feeling in my sleep. I pulled the blanket up and went back to sleep.

    For the next dream I was in a swimming pool with a bunch of men. Someone issued us bright colored bathing caps, and divided us into 2 teams to play water polo, the Blues and the Yellows.

    Then we were told to strip off our swimsuits before we played. Fact is, decades ago some men's water polo teams did practice nude, and even competed that way at all-male high school and college meets. And I swam naked in some men-only indoor pubic pools.

    So that aspect of the dream didn't seem disturbing or unnatural to be, or even erotic. What did bother was the water being cold. After a few volleys I decided I'd had enough of this dream and woke up once more. To find myself shivering naked a second time with the blanket again on the floor.

    This time I put on a shirt and slept dreamless until dawn. I think the alliteration is what makes me laught the most, that I was actually creating that silly but elaborate text in my dream, and entering it on the iPhone. And also that these recent dreams are so vivid, and that I'm remembering them so unusually well.
  • venue35

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    Dec 31, 2015 6:30 PM GMT
    This dream isn't sexyicon_neutral.gif
  • Suetonius

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    Dec 31, 2015 6:30 PM GMT
    southbeach1500 saidHere we go again.

    SB, if there was never a nude man in any of your dreams, you aren't gay. (Or maybe you never professed to be anyway?)
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    Dec 31, 2015 8:16 PM GMT
    Suetonius said
    southbeach1500 saidHere we go again.

    SB, if there was never a nude man in any of your dreams, you aren't gay. (Or maybe you never professed to be anyway?)

    Most of us realize that SB isn't gay, just a disruptive straight troublemaker who comes here to damage a gay social site.

    I think years ago he "professed" to be gay, but it was a laughable. And I can't recall him attempting that fail again.
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    Jan 03, 2016 12:15 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    Suetonius said
    southbeach1500 saidHere we go again.

    SB, if there was never a nude man in any of your dreams, you aren't gay. (Or maybe you never professed to be anyway?)

    Most of us realize that SB isn't gay, just a disruptive straight troublemaker who comes here to damage a gay social site.

    I think years ago he "professed" to be gay, but it was a laughable. And I can't recall him attempting that fail again.


    Yeah, he normally refers to us in the disdainful third-person. A few months ago when he was trying to shit on another of your posts he awkardly referred to himself as "same-sex partnered", but he uses the terms as if fumbling through a dictionary.

    Then again, I finally put him on ignore about that time, so maybe he's finally reverse-engineered gay terminology since then. I only occasionally read his posts using the "open in private window" trick, and they just look like a lonelier version of the usual as far as I can tell.
  • MarvinMartian

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    Jan 03, 2016 1:04 AM GMT
    It seems to me that discussing your dreams might better be done with your partner or a therapist than a website full of strangers. But maybe that's just my English reserve.