would you change the colostomy bag of the guy above you?

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    Feb 05, 2009 7:02 AM GMT
    i'm sure as hell not changing my own... someone help me out?
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    Feb 05, 2009 7:09 AM GMT
    dancerjack saidi'm sure as hell not changing my own... someone help me out?


    NO!!....But I would make sure that nurse diesel took real good care of you.....
    As for me...... I am no longer any good....I would fly to the north pole and it won't be to see Santa. I will sit near a polar bear camp and let them have their way with me.
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    Feb 05, 2009 7:11 AM GMT
    oh my... that raises far more interesting questions than the one i just posted...
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:19 PM GMT
    uh..... if someone who knew how to would show me how.
    i have no idea how to do it.


    this has got to be the weirdest question i have even been asked!
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:23 PM GMT
    Only if you gave me 15% of the income from DVD sales (things like this sell big in Brazil and Germany)
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:49 PM GMT
    Oh my lord..... what kind a forum is this, i love it oddly.


    Id do so if i was dating the guy and in love with him. When there are health problems, you stick by you're loved ones no matter what happens to them.

    So yeah if i loved the fucker above id change that shit bag, other wise fuck naw
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:08 PM GMT
    i think some of you are missing the tongue-in-cheek-humor of this thread...
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:10 PM GMT
    oh no i got it, jack.... i think you might be missing some of our togue-in-cheek responses icon_lol.gif

    we love ya anyway

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    Feb 05, 2009 5:10 PM GMT
    Yeah. Unless he had egg salad beforehand. I would try to resist the urge to molest his stoma.
  • SeaMichael

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    Feb 05, 2009 5:11 PM GMT
    True story:

    When I worked at Planned Parenthood, I got wind of a woman who came in and tested positive for Gonorrhea in her colostomy hole.

    Ewwww.

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    Feb 05, 2009 5:12 PM GMT
    ewww
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:12 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidi think some of you are missing the tongue-in-cheek-humor of this thread...


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    Feb 05, 2009 5:20 PM GMT
    Sure I would change it for Guerilla! But I wouldn't just change it. I would do it with just my mouth, all sexy like.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:22 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidSure I would change it for Guerilla! But I wouldn't just change it. I would do it with just my mouth, all sexy like.


    Hot! Is that corn in your teeth?
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:23 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    MunchingZombie saidSure I would change it for Guerilla! But I wouldn't just change it. I would do it with just my mouth, all sexy like.


    Hot! Is that corn in your teeth?


    It is if that is corn dripping out of the hole in your gut.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie said
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    MunchingZombie saidSure I would change it for Guerilla! But I wouldn't just change it. I would do it with just my mouth, all sexy like.


    Hot! Is that corn in your teeth?


    It is if that is corn dripping out of the hole in your gut.


    Why yes it is! Oooh, look. A peanut!
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:37 PM GMT
    oh fantastic!! i just love collaboration!! i invited charlitos to post on this thread, but sadly he hasn't yet...


    guerrilla i would so totally exchange colostomy bags with you. (but only if you don't already have the clap in your bag hole)
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:39 PM GMT
    Is it premature to bring "gut fucking" up in this thread or should we wait until the poop jokes die down first?
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
    Colostomy bag-changing orgy at DancerJack's!
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:43 PM GMT
    dancerjack saidoh fantastic!! i just love collaboration!! i invited charlitos to post on this thread, but sadly he hasn't yet...


    guerrilla i would so totally exchange colostomy bags with you. (but only if you don't already have the clap in your bag hole)


    No, the tetracycline cleared that up real good.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
    MunchingZombie saidIs it premature to bring "gut fucking" up in this thread or should we wait until the poop jokes die down first?


    Can't we combine them?
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 05, 2009 5:48 PM GMT
    OK we just crossed the line with the "above you" threads.
    This is ridiculous...

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    Feb 05, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    mmm, delicious.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:52 PM GMT
    Hey, is there a drawstring on this thing? It's getting kind loose and sloppy.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
    I got yer bag. Stop squirming, it's starting to leak.