Hey Babe, Whats Your Sign?

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    Feb 05, 2009 8:49 AM GMT
    After reading the Virgo entry no wonder I usually get bored during sex. I usually find terrible sex partners who just want to lie there and do nothing.


    AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical, making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

    PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA. You have some influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. Underneath it all you lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.

    ARIES You are the pioneer type and have strong leadership tendencies, but you regard others with contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and don't take well to advice. You are a prick.

    TAURUS You are down to earth and persistent. You are determined and can work like hell. Most people think that you are a pig headed shit. You're probably a fucking communist.

    GEMINI You are quick and intelligent - a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual, You are also a cheap bastard, expecting everything for nothing. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

    CANCER You are extremely sensitive by nature and very caring. You are a wimp, You are hopeless at making decisions and that is why you will always be on welfare and you will never be worth a shit.

    LEO Leo people are born leaders but most people think they are just pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. They are thick a**holes who break down under honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo People are thieving bastards who kiss mirrors a lot.

    VIRGO You are the logical type and detest disorder. This shitpicking makes your friends sick. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

    LIBRA Librans are lucky in employment and financial matters. You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male then you are probably queer. Most Libran woman are whores. All Librans die of V.D.

    SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will reach the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect Son of a Bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

    SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic with a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always f*cking things up.

    CAPRICORN you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basic chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance, you should kill yourself.
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    Feb 05, 2009 9:11 AM GMT
    lol Im gemini but trust me....Im not bisexual lol
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    Feb 05, 2009 12:15 PM GMT
    SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic with a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always f*cking things up.

    sad, i do fuck up a lot of times, but people dont laugh at me...at least i don't think so.... ¡_¡
  • BerkleeBoy118

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    Feb 05, 2009 12:16 PM GMT
    well christ...this is a bit much. lol. I find myself to be trustworthy...I can be bitchy...but im not a total bitch like this description seems to say lol. but then again none of them are very nice lol
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    Feb 05, 2009 12:18 PM GMT
    growingbig said
    AQUARIUS You have an inventive mind and are a progressive thinker. You also lie a lot and are inclined to be careless and impractical, making the same mistakes over and over. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.


    So.... everyone thinks I am a fucking jerk.
    What they think of me is none of my business, but my life depends on what I think of them.

    THAT, my friends, is NOT a lie.


    growingbig, where did you find these?
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    Feb 05, 2009 12:22 PM GMT
    growingbig saidCAPRICORN you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basic chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance, you should kill yourself.

    haha icon_biggrin.gif love it! reminds me of weird al yankovic's horoscope song.
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    Feb 05, 2009 12:24 PM GMT
    I've never screwed a little animal icon_confused.gif
  • Sayrnas

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    Feb 05, 2009 12:39 PM GMT
    PISCES You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA. You have some influence over your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. Underneath it all you lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.



    Son of a bitch!!
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    Feb 05, 2009 12:39 PM GMT
    Where did this come from? I'm a Virgo and I have NEVER fallen asleep while shagging! lol
  • zakariahzol

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    Feb 05, 2009 1:03 PM GMT
    Scorpio.. Yes I am mysterious
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    Feb 05, 2009 1:16 PM GMT
    CAPRICORN you are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basic chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance, you should kill yourself


    please dont tell my bf!! He says I am an exhibitionist, daredevil and a smart ass, plus he says I am the black one in the relationship and show my black ass when people piss me off...thats hardly being chicken shit....lol....

    I think all of those horoscopes are hilarious!!!

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    Feb 05, 2009 1:33 PM GMT
    HEY NOW!!!

    I'm a Virgo too!

    My sex life is far from orderly and logical!
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    Feb 05, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
    Scorpio. YAY!
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
    woohoo libra icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:45 PM GMT
    wait wait wait im a leo....

    im not arrogant, a bully, or a theft


    the rest is oddly true... I dont kiss mirrors though, i just beat of in front of them
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    Feb 05, 2009 2:46 PM GMT
    im a capricorn, ::aims gun to head...::

    wat a stupid chart
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    Feb 05, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    cancer.

    but i'm surely not a push over and i'm great at leading teams and decision making
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    Feb 05, 2009 4:28 PM GMT
    /facepalm
  • Delivis

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    Feb 05, 2009 4:31 PM GMT
    I'm a Capricorn, and we Capricorns are on the whole too skeptical and rational to believe in nonsense like Astrology.
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    Feb 05, 2009 4:33 PM GMT
    growingbig said SAGITTARIUS You are optimistic and enthusiastic with a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. Most Saggitarians are drunks or pot heads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always f*cking things up.



    AWW HELLL NO!!!!!! I am optimistic and enthusiastic with luck but i'm not talentless. And i don't "F" things ups. lol.
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    Feb 05, 2009 4:33 PM GMT
    GEMINI You are quick and intelligent - a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual, You are also a cheap bastard, expecting everything for nothing. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Well one of my fantasies is to be with twins! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 05, 2009 4:55 PM GMT
    VIRGO You are the logical type and detest disorder. This shitpicking makes your friends sick. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

    I think somethings wrong with mine.
    You should fix it...




    The nitpicking thing might be right. I'm I enjoy a good mess. I also am pretty out there with my emotions... I'm like, always happy. It's not a cover for anything...

    I don't drive buses, and I disapprove of pimps.

    I wouldn't say I'm the logical type. I just like thinking.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:01 PM GMT
    growingbig said

    LIBRA Librans are lucky in employment and financial matters. You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male then you are probably queer. Most Libran woman are whores. All Librans die of V.D.

    SCORPIO You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will reach the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect Son of a Bitch. Most Scorpio people are murdered.


    Well then, im screwed, im a cusp so I'm going to die of V.D. WHILE being murdered.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:13 PM GMT
    I am born on the cusp Gemini Cancer.


    GEMINI You are quick and intelligent - a thinker. People like you because you are bisexual, You are also a cheap bastard, expecting everything for nothing. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

    I do not want to screw my brother or anyone one else in my family. Well there is that distant 6th cuz in arkansas. And it is called being "frugal" not cheap.



    CANCER You are extremely sensitive by nature and very caring. You are a wimp, You are hopeless at making decisions and that is why you will always be on welfare and you will never be worth a shit.

    Yes I am wimpy, But I just need a little push in the right direction. We crabs have a problem of going in circles. Welfare never. I amke enought to satisfy my needs.
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    Feb 05, 2009 5:14 PM GMT
    I'm a Libran, but trust me I am not lucky with employment or financial matters! I am not looking forward to dieing from V.D. either. The rest is pretty true.