Donald Trump / Erotic gay novel is unexpected hit on Amazon

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    Jan 26, 2016 10:04 PM GMT
    Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy, by comedian Elijah Daniel, zooms to No 1 in Amazon’s gay and humorous erotica charts

    ‘He can make America great again one bellboy at a time’

    http://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/jan/26/donald-trump-erotic-novel-temptation-billionaire-bellboy-elijah-daniel-amazon
  • tazzari

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    Jan 26, 2016 11:45 PM GMT
    I appreciate the humor, but I don't want to think about Trump an anyone.
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    Jan 27, 2016 9:43 AM GMT
    ^
    It's okay to be repelled:

    “the door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair”,

    and:

    “He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest.”
  • jeepguySD

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    Jan 27, 2016 3:24 PM GMT
    Ex_Mil8 said^
    It's okay to be repelled:

    “the door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair”,

    and:

    “He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto, his hair unkempt and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest.”


    Okay, these excerpts are pretty funny!
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    Jan 27, 2016 3:35 PM GMT
    Just as Trump spells the end to the GOP, Trump erotic novels spell the end to erotic novels.
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    Jan 27, 2016 3:44 PM GMT
    I wonder if the bellboy will be the first lady if he gets elected. icon_lol.gif
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    Jan 27, 2016 11:30 PM GMT
    theantijock%20engage%20stalker%20reducti

    paulflexes saidI wonder if the bellboyhop will be the first ladyboy if he gets elected. icon_lol.gif


    fixed

    Meanwhile, the thought of Trump in gay porn? I thought conversion therapy was illegal. This is cruel and inhuman.
  • psustud

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    Jan 28, 2016 5:08 AM GMT
    I am definitely long forward to hearing he audio book version read allowed by the hired Donald Trump impersonator!!!!
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    Jan 28, 2016 5:08 PM GMT
    woodsmen saidJust as Trump spells the end to the GOP, Trump erotic novels spell the end to erotic novels.
    some of this trending political mombo jumbo has to be planted. Just betting; erotic images of Trump are few and far between when republicans bottom.
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    Jan 28, 2016 5:37 PM GMT
    Funniest thing I've heard in a while. I can just seem him slamming his fist down on the desk about it LOL. icon_razz.gif
  • metta

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    Jan 28, 2016 7:13 PM GMT
    I hope that second book takes place in Oregon...with the 50 pounds of lube and a bunch of dildos/militia.
  • metta

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    Jan 28, 2016 7:20 PM GMT
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  • metta

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    Jan 28, 2016 7:23 PM GMT
    The 9 Steamiest Excerpts From Donald Trump Erotica Novel 'Trump Temptations'


    http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/a41503/steamy-donald-trump-erotica-excerpts/
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    Jan 28, 2016 7:26 PM GMT
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    ummmm flap jacks!
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    Jan 29, 2016 12:35 AM GMT
    Now I can't unread what was read. Trump in my brain forever.
  • KissTheSky

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    Jan 30, 2016 5:59 PM GMT
    Rated "V" for vomit-inducing.
  • metta

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    Jan 30, 2016 6:42 PM GMT
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    Jan 30, 2016 6:53 PM GMT
    Sounds more like a vomit-inducing horror show...