Fountain of Youth Found...

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    Feb 05, 2016 12:48 PM GMT
    http://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grapevine/2016/02/mother_and_twin_daughters_have_the_internet_going_crazy_trying_to_figure.html

    Do you just have to be black?
  • bro4bro

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    Feb 05, 2016 8:33 PM GMT
    When str8 guys ask me how I manage to stay so young-looking, I just tell 'em sucking cock is the Fountain of Youth.

    "Try it!"
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    Feb 05, 2016 9:16 PM GMT
    i would never ever want to have any other skin color, I love mine
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 05, 2016 10:32 PM GMT
    A combination of sunscreen and moisturizers has been my "fountain of youth."
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 05, 2016 10:33 PM GMT
    bro4bro saidWhen str8 guys ask me how I manage to stay so young-looking, I just tell 'em sucking cock is the Fountain of Youth.

    "Try it!"

    Whenever I see your posts, I'm disappointed that you don't show your face.icon_sad.gif
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 05, 2016 10:33 PM GMT
    Bonifacius saidi would never ever want to have any other skin color, I love mine

    Better nourish and protect it then, if you want it to last longer!!
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    Feb 05, 2016 11:07 PM GMT
    They don't give the mother's or daughters' ages. For all we know the mom had them when she was 15 and now she's 30 and they are 15. My mom and my best friend's mom looked young and beautiful in their 30s too. Recently at my friend's funeral I saw his mom as a woman in her 60s or 70s and she still looked good for her age.
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    Feb 05, 2016 11:40 PM GMT
    Bonifacius saidi would never ever want to have any other skin color, I love mine


    You won't hear an argument from me. So you should be. You should be proud and own your looking like a prune when you are 35
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    Feb 05, 2016 11:42 PM GMT
    UndercoverMan saidThey don't give the mother's or daughters' ages. For all we know the mom had them when she was 15 and now she's 30 and they are 15. My mom and my best friend's mom looked young and beautiful in their 30s too. Recently at my friend's funeral I saw his mom as a woman in her 60s or 70s and she still looked good for her age.


    if the daughters are half the mother's age and yet they look as old as she does, then would this not indicate that black does crack? would this not indicate they have aged badly, which would be contradicting the article?
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    Feb 06, 2016 5:17 AM GMT
    HottJoe said
    bro4bro saidWhen str8 guys ask me how I manage to stay so young-looking, I just tell 'em sucking cock is the Fountain of Youth.

    "Try it!"

    Whenever I see your posts, I'm disappointed that you don't show your face.icon_sad.gif

    He doesn't want any flaming homos to approach him while out in public.
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    Feb 06, 2016 5:56 AM GMT
    Blondizgd said
    Bonifacius saidi would never ever want to have any other skin color, I love mine


    You won't hear an argument from me. So you should be. You should be proud and own your looking like a prune when you are 35



    fuck of piece of shit, you ugly prune
  • bro4bro

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    Feb 06, 2016 6:02 AM GMT
    xrichx said
    HottJoe said
    bro4bro saidWhen str8 guys ask me how I manage to stay so young-looking, I just tell 'em sucking cock is the Fountain of Youth.

    "Try it!"

    Whenever I see your posts, I'm disappointed that you don't show your face.icon_sad.gif

    He doesn't want any flaming homos to approach him while out in public.


    Hmm, that seems kinda harsh and uncalled for...
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    Feb 06, 2016 8:22 AM GMT
    White people have the shittiest skin ever.

    and whoever is proud to be white makes me want to vomit.

    it's all about having good genes.

    or you can moisturize the shit out of your skin with GOOD serum & Retin A. Trustworthy brands like Vichy. otherwise you might just end up buying dove feces for all you know.

    Nivea is bad as sin. If you're already using anything that has this brand on it a) get rid of it asap & b) never tell anyone you used it unless you want people to know you know shit about life.

    & you have to consume tons of antioxidants.

    pure lemon lemon juice in the morning is good.
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    Feb 06, 2016 8:38 AM GMT
    Mark Twain said it first after seeing Africans and Native Americans:

    Mark TwainNearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare....Where dark complexions are massed, they make the whites look bleached-out, unwholesome, and sometimes frankly ghastly. I could notice this as a boy, down South in the slavery days before the war. The splendid black satin skin of the South African Zulus of Durban seemed to me to come very close to perfection....

    The white man's complexion makes no concealments. It can't. It seemed to have been designed as a catch-all for everything that can damage it. Ladies have to paint it, and powder it, and cosmetic it, and diet it with arsenic, and enamel it, and be always enticing it, and persuading it, and pestering it, and fussing at it, to make it beautiful; and they do not succeed. But these efforts show what they think of the natural complexion, as distributed. As distributed it needs these helps. The complexion which they try to counterfeit is one which nature restricts to the few--to the very few. To ninety-nine persons she gives a bad complexion, to the hundredth a good one. The hundredth can keep it--how long? Ten years, perhaps.

    The advantage is with the Zulu, I think. He starts with a beautiful complexion, and it will last him through. And as for the Indian brown--firm, smooth, blemishless, pleasant, and restful to the eye, afraid of no color, harmonizing with all colors and adding a grace to them all--I think there is no sort of chance for the average white complexion against that rich and perfect tint.


    http://www.twainquotes.com/Complexions.html
  • AMoonHawk

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    Feb 06, 2016 9:03 AM GMT
    Are you serious that you can't tell? Mother is on the right ... It's better known as getting pregnant young
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    Feb 06, 2016 10:01 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidAre you serious that you can't tell? Mother is on the right ... It's better known as getting pregnant young


    She's actually on the left and she had them when she was in her late twenties...
  • HottJoe

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    Feb 08, 2016 11:27 PM GMT
    That Mark Twain quote was interesting, in an old timey way.... I do think fair skin is harder to take care of, and that fair-skinned people aren't adapted to the sun in the southern states of the US.

    Most people don't think twice about stepping out into the sun to run errands, walk the dog or grab lunch, but the cumulative results are early skin damage.

    Then there are fair-skinned people who purposely go tanning to try to darken their skin, which is as idiotic as smoking cigarettes to make the inside of your lungs look more gorgeous.

    Bottom line, yes, fair skin can age faster, but it's preventable if you put in the effort to cover up!!
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    Feb 09, 2016 12:09 AM GMT
    HottJoe saidThat Mark Twain quote was interesting, in an old timey way.... I do think fair skin is harder to take care of, and that fair-skinned people aren't adapted to the sun in the southern states of the US.

    Most people don't think twice about stepping out into the sun to run errands, walk the dog or grab lunch, but the cumulative results are early skin damage.

    Then there are fair-skinned people who purposely go tanning to try to darken their skin, which is as idiotic as smoking cigarettes to make the inside of your lungs look more gorgeous.

    Bottom line, yes, fair skin can age faster, but it's preventable if you put in the effort to cover up!!

    cool story bro. can u tell it again?
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    Feb 09, 2016 2:24 AM GMT
    The secret is lighting.

    I'm at that sweet spot where in the right lighting I look 30 years younger, while under gym fluorescents my face looks like a young man made up old with stage makeup. (Disconcerting to say the least.)

    Lighting aside, I'm also at that spot where I can go from muscle daddy to boy by shaving a day's worth of scruff.

    I've said before that nobody escapes 55 - we all hit the wall then and can never pass as a kid again - but my cousin, two years older, CAN with the right combination of lighting and ANGLES. Sometimes she looks completely unchanged from 30 years ago; the rest of the time she looks like Candy Clark in the gun-toting sex scene in "The Man Who Fell To Earth:"

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    Just last week she invited me to join her and her husband for an impromptu high school reunion for the classes of '77 thru '82 at an outdoor bar at dusk. I'm seated at a table and her friend, a woman across from me, asked (and this was NOT a commentary on my social skills) "Did you just get out of college?" When I said no, she said "What are you, 28?" My cousin bawled with laughter screeching "You just made HIS night! He's 52!" To which I replied "Actually, 53." The woman turned out to be 54 with a 26 year old son.

    Actually, later my cousin and her husband shared this intel - almost every woman at the reunion asked what my deal was. Apparently I'm a hit amongst the 50-55 female set. Lucky me!
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    Feb 09, 2016 5:59 PM GMT
    Blondizgd saidhttp://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grapevine/2016/02/mother_and_twin_daughters_have_the_internet_going_crazy_trying_to_figure.html

    Do you just have to be black?


    You can be Asian too. Asians are known to look younger than their age. icon_biggrin.gif