If Elected She Would Be In Charge Of Her Own Criminal Record

Stop us if you've heard this one before.

An anti-gay, Republican, "family values" candidate in Texas has turned out to be a total hypocrite.

Shocking, right?...

Sisson is — not surprisingly — running on a platform of "Christian family values," and allegedly conducting a "whisper campaign" targeting Towers' sexual orientation, according to The Texas Observer. But Sisson's criminal history reveals that she's made a habit of ignoring those inconvenient Bible verses that condemn stealing.

Sisson was charged with theft 12 times ...