Most odd thing you've done drunk

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    Feb 07, 2009 4:11 AM GMT
    First thing, i dont drink often if at all......

    1. ate all friends cheese and didnt remember doing so
    2. couldnt figure out how open fridge and took off door hand on accident
    3. I tried to make fun of strippers and danced on friend at strip club. I held on to a pipe on the wall and took it off along with the wall attached,
    4.some girl was all over me while drunk. I had no idea she was in my right arm straddled my side. I walked away and forgot she was on me and i totally tossed her accross the room... oops
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    Feb 07, 2009 4:17 AM GMT
    Too many to account for.

    The most recent one was my roommate and I found a baby stroller on the side of the road and thought it would be fun to push each other while intoxicated around Chicago @ 4 in the morning, Including on the El (Chicago's subway system.)
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    Feb 07, 2009 4:52 AM GMT
    In pooped in someone's shower.






    It was on purpose though....
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    Feb 07, 2009 7:57 AM GMT
    Vomited all over my friends shoes. I didn't remember doing this; the next day, I noticed he was wearing dress shoes, and I asked why.

    Not my finest momenticon_eek.gif
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    Feb 07, 2009 7:58 AM GMT
    Motor boated my friend on the dance floor, O gosh I'm turning red thinking about it lolicon_redface.gif
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:00 AM GMT
    Posted on realjock at 2am.

    (Glug, glug, glug)
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:01 AM GMT
    I was told that I kept groping my friends boobs when we were both drunk. She groped me down there too but I couldn't remember any of it. Apparently, I also gave her a lapdance that night and found a $20 bill on my right pocket the very next day. icon_eek.gif

    This happened a two weeks ago when I was celebrating a friend's birthday at a lesbian bar in West Hollywood.
  • JayneCobb

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    Feb 07, 2009 8:01 AM GMT
    I don't think I really do anything strange.

    My roommate on the other hand gets trashed, then rummages through my closets and drawers for no reason when I'm trying to sleep lol.
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:01 AM GMT
    Told my Native Canadian friend I was sorry my people stole her land, then grabbed her hand and ran with her through the trees singing "colours of the wind" while we were camping last summer... many others.. but i'm not going to go there..icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:06 AM GMT
    Sean_85 saidTold my Native Canadian friend I was sorry my people stole her land, then grabbed her hand and ran with her through the trees singing "colours of the wind" while we were camping last summer... many others.. but i'm not going to go there..icon_eek.gif

    hahahaha sooo non-PC, love it! icon_biggrin.gif

    can't say i've ever been drunk enough to do anything quite like that. all my stories of intoxication are boring in comparison.
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:07 AM GMT
    Well I have a couple of things....

    First, a long time ago when I was "still Straight" I barfed in the back seat of my girlfriend's to be car. She never let that go. LOL Obviously that was along time ago. icon_lol.gif

    Second, I used to work at a bar here in Omaha called the Max, me and a couple of friends would think it was funny to call each other "whore" or "slut" after a few drinks(not even that actually). But one night after a few drinks and during a full moon, I was standing at the entrance calling everyone who walked into the bar a whore, haha. I was drunk as fcuk, and no one ever saw me that drink before, but hey, they still let me work there. LOL.

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    Feb 07, 2009 8:08 AM GMT
    I got so drunk one time during high school that I couldn't understand what anyone was saying. I could hear them fine. They put me in another room to sleep and I remember getting up opening the door to rejoin the party and then nothing. I don't remember anything and nobody would tell me. *bastards* I know I had sex with at least one of the guys though.
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:10 AM GMT
    whore! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:10 AM GMT
    Sean_85 saidTold my Native Canadian friend I was sorry my people stole her land, then grabbed her hand and ran with her through the trees singing "colours of the wind" while we were camping last summer... many others.. but i'm not going to go there..icon_eek.gif


    That made me laugh so hard I started crying! LOL
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:11 AM GMT
    Maverick75 saidwhore! icon_lol.gif


    It's bad that I don't remember any of it though!
  • junknemesis

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    Feb 07, 2009 8:11 AM GMT
    Back when I used to drink... the weirdest thing I did was play the PS2 and get all new High Scores in my games that kept track of scoring somehow. Funny thing is... I can not beat my drunk scores!!! I don't drink anymore.
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:12 AM GMT
    getfitrick saidMotor boated my friend on the dance floor, O gosh I'm turning red thinking about it lolicon_redface.gif


    What is motorboat in this case?
  • cg220

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    Feb 07, 2009 8:25 AM GMT
    These are great stories, I am like most that have too many to care to remember, but one always sticks out:

    I was doing a summer college semester abroad in Salzburg Austria. One night a few of us were out and drinking WAY too many liters of beer at this great beer hall... the next thing I know I wake up in Innsbrook which, if I remmeber correctly, is several hours away by train. Do not remember the train nor checking into the hotel... AND happened to miss a final that day back in Salzburg... think I still passed the course...regardless, great night out! Although I do not think the professor was too impressed.

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    Feb 07, 2009 8:30 AM GMT
    um right now im drunk and texting asshole "bf" while best friend is having a three some in other room.


    I feel odd lol
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:36 AM GMT
    theonslaught saidum right now im drunk and texting asshole "bf" while best friend is having a three some in other room.


    I feel odd lol


    Go make it a foursome brother! lol icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:37 AM GMT
    cg220 said
    theonslaught saidum right now im drunk and texting asshole "bf" while best friend is having a three some in other room.


    I feel odd lol


    Go make it a foursome brother! lol icon_lol.gif




    lol i don have sex with friends and I have a guy, a jerk sometimes but i love him
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:40 AM GMT
    theonslaught said
    cg220 said
    theonslaught saidum right now im drunk and texting asshole "bf" while best friend is having a three some in other room.


    I feel odd lol


    Go make it a foursome brother! lol icon_lol.gif




    lol i don have sex with friends and I have a guy, a jerk sometimes but i love him


    Very good rules to live by! But does this mean you are drinking alone? lol
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:42 AM GMT
    I once and only once got blind drunk....yes it is possible from tequila....I stood in a shower, water running, for hours trying to keep myself from dying.
    I couldn't even smell tequila for years afterward without feeling sick.
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    Feb 07, 2009 8:59 AM GMT

    I don't remember.
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    Feb 07, 2009 9:08 AM GMT
    I couldn't drink vodka or be around it for a while. Had to call in sick to work because I woke up still drunk.

    Another time I had a friend come out from San Antonio. We had the entire weekend planned. Hippy Hollow (nude lake area in Austin) and some other stuff. Friday night we got so trashed that we couldn't do a thing the next day. We literally had to hold ourselves up and walk/stumble out of the bar. Never touched Goldschlager again. The thought still makes me gag after 10 years. I do remember for some reason watching the movie Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the next day. I kept making fun of it and my friend ran to the bathroom because he was laughing so hard he threw up.