Feb 26, 2016 2:54 AM GMT
Fresh from a big victory in the South Carolina primary, America's fascist Fabian Donald Trump arrived in Las Vegas on Monday to fire up his true believers ahead of today's Nevada Republican presidential caucus.
A huge turnout was expected to rally for Trump at the South Point Arena, the popular equine center where visitors are never surprised by the sight of an impeccably groomed horse's ass....
...Trump isn't a candidate. He's a comb-over Mussolini...
...And if he should prevail in November, I suggest Trump quickly make good on his promise to build that wall he's talked so much about.
How else will he keep us from escaping?