Mar 19, 2016 7:19 PM GMT
I'm not talking about the old naked guy or the young towel dancer. I mean seriously unusual.
bro4bro saidGosh, where do I start?
There's the guy who did bench presses with a duct taped phone book resting on his chest...
The guy who did "action poses" in the mirror - he'd literally run up to the mirror and freeze in a Spiderman-like pose, over and over again...
The guys (yes, plural) who don't bring a towel to the gym and instead dry themselves after the shower with 30 or 40 paper towels...
The guy who went through his entire workout with a 25 lb plate hanging from his neck on a thick chain...
The guy who worked out with a stocking cap pulled low, a scarf wrapped around his face, sunglasses, long sleeves, gloves, and long pants so that not a single inch of skin was visible...
Unusual enough?
Tawrich said"The guy who worked out with a stocking cap pulled low, a scarf wrapped around his face, sunglasses, long sleeves, gloves, and long pants so that not a single inch of skin was visible..."
It sounds like he was trying to rapidly cut water weight
javelin7 saidI saw a guy in his late 50s rubbing his nipples while on a stationary bike watching youtube videos of Ronald Reagan giving speeches.
Jockbod48 saidOne time a few years ago just after January 1st, I saw a guy in his 20's all decked out in a brand new outfit, all coordinated in yellows and white, with piping and ruffles, and it all matched what his mother was wearing. The mother was leading her somewhat unwilling, disinterested pupil around the gym showing him how to lift. It was kind of pathetic. The poor little guy was not into lifting, and did a huge amount of staring at the rest of us. This is a serious, industrial gym, without frills like fancy mirrors, molding, silk trees all over the place. The guy and his mom really were odd, and I never saw them again.
jackedgamer said- A super skinny, super flamboyant black guy who always wears black spandex shorts/tank with rainbow designs. He dances around while he curls super light weights.
- An old lesbian who wears a hoodie over her head so that she probably can't even see who makes up her own nonsense exercises like holding onto a handle from a cable machine while standing on a box and then point at the ceiling. She moves her hands around like she's casting a spell or something.
- An old anorexic-looking, overly-tan guy who wears a midrift tanktop (that has been cut down to as little fabric as possible) and spandex who is always doing cardio whether I'm there in the morning or at night. I think he just does cardio all day long.
- There's this super skinny old guy who every morning spends his whole shower hacking up phlegm and making weird grunting and moaning sounds... clearly hoping to attract attention.
sunjbill saidBeen a while, but a guy used to always wear the breathing mask while working out, i know he thought he was cool and sophisticated, everyone else thought he was a retard
bro4bro saidTawrich said"The guy who worked out with a stocking cap pulled low, a scarf wrapped around his face, sunglasses, long sleeves, gloves, and long pants so that not a single inch of skin was visible..."
It sounds like he was trying to rapidly cut water weight
Except he worked out like that every single day. And he was already fairly thin. And that doesn't explain the sunglasses...
I thought maybe he had some horrible skin condition or a facial deformity and was embarrassed to show himself in public... but I saw him once gearing up in the locker room and he looked "normal".
strapguy saidI guess a guy in my old gym used to inject his sac with saline or silicone or something like that. His nuts were HUGE - like the size of a softball. And of course he always wore brightly colored lycra shorts when he worked out, just to make sure everyone noticed. Sometimes he'd go into the sauna after his workout - completely naked - and stand in the middle of the room, proudly displayed for all to see.