Alabama Governor Robert Bentley blames affair on same-sex marriage

  • metta

    Posts: 39078

    Apr 05, 2016 5:54 AM GMT
    Alabama Governor blames affair on same-sex marriage

    (SATIRE)



    "Alabama Governor Robert Bentley released a statement today blaming the federal government’s defense of same-sex marriage for the failure of his 50-year marriage.

    Bentley is currently enveloped in a scandal surrounding an alleged extra-marital affair with his former top political aid.

    “The federal government’s actions prompted the devaluation of my holy union which forced me to withdraw my investment while there was still any value left,” said Bentley. “Dadgum Obama!”

    Bentley also added that he didn’t see what the big deal was.

    “Considering the legal context of my actions and my moral hypocrisy, it is truly a miracle that it wasn’t one of them homosexual affairs,” said a somber Bentley. “Y’all should really be thankin’ me.”


    http://stubhillnews.com/2016/03/31/bentley-affair/
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 05, 2016 2:27 PM GMT
    metta saidAlabama Governor blames affair on same-sex marriage

    "Alabama Governor Robert Bentley released a statement today blaming the federal government’s defense of same-sex marriage for the failure of his 50-year marriage.

    Bentley is currently enveloped in a scandal surrounding an alleged extra-marital affair with his former top political aid.

    “The federal government’s actions prompted the devaluation of my holy union which forced me to withdraw my investment while there was still any value left,” said Bentley. “Dadgum Obama!”

    Bentley also added that he didn’t see what the big deal was.

    “Considering the legal context of my actions and my moral hypocrisy, it is truly a miracle that it wasn’t one of them homosexual affairs,” said a somber Bentley. “Y’all should really be thankin’ me.”

    Is this something from the Onion?
  • tazzari

    Posts: 2923

    Apr 05, 2016 4:57 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    metta saidAlabama Governor blames affair on same-sex marriage

    "Alabama Governor Robert Bentley released a statement today blaming the federal government’s defense of same-sex marriage for the failure of his 50-year marriage.

    Bentley is currently enveloped in a scandal surrounding an alleged extra-marital affair with his former top political aid.

    “The federal government’s actions prompted the devaluation of my holy union which forced me to withdraw my investment while there was still any value left,” said Bentley. “Dadgum Obama!”

    Bentley also added that he didn’t see what the big deal was.

    “Considering the legal context of my actions and my moral hypocrisy, it is truly a miracle that it wasn’t one of them homosexual affairs,” said a somber Bentley. “Y’all should really be thankin’ me.”

    Is this something from the Onion?


    Onion or not, it's typical right-wing blame it on someone else BS.
  • Menergy_1

    Posts: 737

    Apr 05, 2016 5:17 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
    metta saidAlabama Governor blames affair on same-sex marriage

    "Alabama Governor Robert Bentley released a statement today blaming the federal government’s defense of same-sex marriage for the failure of his 50-year marriage.

    Bentley is currently enveloped in a scandal surrounding an alleged extra-marital affair with his former top political aid.

    “The federal government’s actions prompted the devaluation of my holy union which forced me to withdraw my investment while there was still any value left,” said Bentley. “Dadgum Obama!”

    Bentley also added that he didn’t see what the big deal was.

    “Considering the legal context of my actions and my moral hypocrisy, it is truly a miracle that it wasn’t one of them homosexual affairs,” said a somber Bentley. “Y’all should really be thankin’ me.”

    Is this something from the Onion?


    Yeah, I had to check the date, too - thought it was
    April Fools' Day!
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 05, 2016 9:38 PM GMT
    Nice .
  • FRE0

    Posts: 4862

    Apr 06, 2016 6:25 AM GMT
    The governor is grasping at straws to find an excuse for his behavior.
  • ASHDOD

    Posts: 1057

    Apr 06, 2016 7:25 PM GMT
    thats amazing how people so so stupid get elected.
  • Destinharbor

    Posts: 4433

    Apr 06, 2016 7:57 PM GMT
    Ashdod saidthats amazing how people so so stupid get elected.
    They're elected by people who are so so stupid. Down here we call them Republicans.
  • KissTheSky

    Posts: 1980

    Apr 07, 2016 1:04 AM GMT
    Satire or real? I can't tell any more with the Republicans. icon_rolleyes.gif
  • ASHDOD

    Posts: 1057

    Apr 07, 2016 12:45 PM GMT
    Destinharbor said
    Ashdod saidthats amazing how people so so stupid get elected.
    They're elected by people who are so so stupid. Down here we call them Republicans.

    Here they come in diffrent names all right wing religious nuts, Likud ,Habait hayehudi,Shas agudat israel
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 07, 2016 1:03 PM GMT
    KissTheSky saidSatire or real? I can't tell any more with the Republicans. icon_rolleyes.gif

    Well, I'd certainly agree with that. The Republican Party has become totally surreal. They seem to have moved into an evil alternate universe. Or perhaps a premise of the Star Wars saga, the "Dark Side", is closer than we realize in our own galaxy and time.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 07, 2016 1:08 PM GMT
    theantijock%20engage%20stalker%20reducti

    It's funny because it's true (to form).
  • roadbikeRob

    Posts: 14295

    Apr 07, 2016 1:08 PM GMT
    KissTheSky saidSatire or real? I can't tell any more with the Republicans. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Well the democrats are no damned better. Both major parties are shit.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 07, 2016 4:07 PM GMT
    I think it's April Fool joke.
    I google it but I couldn't this comment from the Gov. anywhere other than on OP's link.
  • Destinharbor

    Posts: 4433

    Apr 07, 2016 4:59 PM GMT
    roadbikeRob said
    KissTheSky saidSatire or real? I can't tell any more with the Republicans. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Well the democrats are no damned better. Both major parties are shit.

    That's bullshit. Democrats are talking policy and compassion. Republicans are passing and signing laws to discriminate, forcing their backward religion on others, pretending climate change isn't real, going to war over lies, gutting the middle class through greed, just being ugly and stupid.
  • tazzari

    Posts: 2923

    Apr 07, 2016 5:33 PM GMT
    Destinharbor said
    roadbikeRob said
    KissTheSky saidSatire or real? I can't tell any more with the Republicans. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Well the democrats are no damned better. Both major parties are shit.

    That's bullshit. Democrats are talking policy and compassion. Republicans are passing and signing laws to discriminate, forcing their backward religion on others, pretending climate change isn't real, going to war over lies, gutting the middle class through greed, just being ugly and stupid.


    Very well said!!!
  • roadbikeRob

    Posts: 14295

    Apr 07, 2016 5:56 PM GMT
    tazzari said
    Destinharbor said
    roadbikeRob said
    KissTheSky saidSatire or real? I can't tell any more with the Republicans. icon_rolleyes.gif
    Well the democrats are no damned better. Both major parties are shit.

    That's bullshit. Democrats are talking policy and compassion. Republicans are passing and signing laws to discriminate, forcing their backward religion on others, pretending climate change isn't real, going to war over lies, gutting the middle class through greed, just being ugly and stupid.


    Very well said!!!
    Very well said garbage because the democrats are no damned better. DestinHarbor is just another blind, brain dead sycophant to the Democratic Party.
  • Posted by a hidden member.
    Log in to view his profile

    Apr 07, 2016 6:23 PM GMT
    Ronar2 saidI think it's April Fool joke.
    I google it but I couldn't this comment from the Gov. anywhere other than on OP's link.


    It's not an April Fool's joke. The entire site is satire. I am guessing NWA didn't send a cease in desist to Sanders for using Fuck the Police.