Slang or Invitation?

  • Wendigo9

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    Apr 10, 2016 12:23 AM GMT
    If a gay man says "kiss my ass" or "suck my balls" or other stuff like that, does it sound mean to you or somewhat tempting? Sure it's word play but think before responding, can be quite funny icon_razz.gif
  • Timbales

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    Apr 10, 2016 12:27 AM GMT
    I think an acceptable response to "Suck my dick" is "Here? Now?"
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    Apr 10, 2016 1:02 AM GMT
    Timbales saidI think an acceptable response to "Suck my dick" is "Here? Now?"

    Or as the snarky size queen would respond, "I want a meal, not a snack."
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    Apr 10, 2016 1:08 AM GMT
    Lumpyoatmeal said
    Timbales saidI think an acceptable response to "Suck my dick" is "Here? Now?"

    Or as the snarky size queen would respond, "I want a meal, not a snack."
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    Apr 10, 2016 1:34 AM GMT
    Do guys say this nowadays? Or is this a Canadian thing?

    Way back when I was in the Navy, in the 1970s, that kind of joking was extremely common. This was long before Don't Ask Don't Tell and when being gay was not just unacceptable but it got you booted out of the Navy. There were two frameworks so to speak; you were obviously engaging in a homosexual act if in real life you got your dick sucked by a guy, but in joking it was completely acceptable to make jokes like this where the implication was that the guy doing the sucking was gay and the recipient was not. Being a closeted gay I thought it was very strange.

    And it was a very casual type of joke; for example, if you ran with a guy and normally did 5 kilometers, and you suggested a 10 kilometer run, instead of saying "No way" he could say, "Suck my dick" and it wasn't really offensive or a put down.
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    Apr 10, 2016 8:44 AM GMT
    Wendigo9 saidIf a gay man says "kiss my ass" or "suck my balls" or other stuff like that, does it sound mean to you or somewhat tempting? Sure it's word play but think before responding, can be quite funny icon_razz.gif

    Doesn't really turn me on. Just makes me think the guy has been watching a lot of Beavis and Butthead reruns. icon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 10, 2016 3:12 PM GMT
    The dick will not suck itself.
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    Apr 10, 2016 3:18 PM GMT
    Wendigo9 saidIf a gay man says "kiss my ass" or "suck my balls" or other stuff like that, does it sound mean to you or somewhat tempting? Sure it's word play but think before responding, can be quite funny icon_razz.gif



    I've never heard anyone say that in a mean way. It's always a lighthearted thing someone says and meant totally as a joke.
  • nice_chap

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    Apr 10, 2016 3:34 PM GMT
    xrichx said
    Wendigo9 saidIf a gay man says "kiss my ass" or "suck my balls" or other stuff like that, does it sound mean to you or somewhat tempting? Sure it's word play but think before responding, can be quite funny icon_razz.gif

    Doesn't really turn me on. Just makes me think the guy has been watching a lot of Beavis and Butthead reruns. icon_neutral.gif


    I don't think Beavis and Butthead said "suck my balls" it's more of a Cartman thing.
  • Wendigo9

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    Apr 11, 2016 12:00 AM GMT
    There's always "go fuck yourself" which unfortunately some guys know how to do, and I never watch bevis & butthead.