What do you do when you've been out all day and you can't take a shower before sex?

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    Apr 12, 2016 5:42 AM GMT
    I don't know if I'm explaining myself correctly.
    What I mean is this:

    Let's say you go to work in the morning and then you'll have a date at night. You can't go back home to clean up. You're a bottom and you took a shit in the afternoon. What can be done in situations like this one?

    I know this might sound like a troll post, but I'm really curious.
  • Apparition

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    Apr 13, 2016 5:26 AM GMT
    um...are you having sex in the street???!!

    Where exactly are you having sex that doesnt have a bathroom? I really can't think of many tops who would rather NOT have sex, than START sex in the shower.
  • spunkymark

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    Apr 13, 2016 8:12 AM GMT
    Well... do not have sex.
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    Apr 13, 2016 10:55 AM GMT
    Make the shower part of the sex... or at least part of the foreplay.

    strip each other down, wash each other's naughty bits, then once you're both squeaky clean, get down n' dirty.

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  • rnch

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    Apr 13, 2016 3:21 PM GMT
    Warn him and proceed on icon_exclaim.gif




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  • Destinharbor

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    Apr 13, 2016 3:51 PM GMT
    Throw a bottle of disposable douche in the car and borrow a bathroom. Summer's Eve is good.
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    Apr 15, 2016 4:54 PM GMT
    one4u2c saidSo, date = automatic sex afterwards?


    Well, sometimes it happens. I don't see the issue.
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    Apr 15, 2016 8:49 PM GMT
    Wet wipes are brilliant!!

    I always have some in my bag and you will be amazed how well you can clean yourself up with them

    I have been in the position you mentioned and they have saved me from having to turn down sex.

    Obviously a shower is best but who ever invented those wet wipes did us bottoms a favour

    Cheap ones work just as well in my opinion, just make sure they are a reasonable size and strong
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    Apr 17, 2016 11:27 PM GMT
    Gemmy saidWet wipes are brilliant!!

    I always have some in my bag and you will be amazed how well you can clean yourself up with them

    I have been in the position you mentioned and they have saved me from having to turn down sex.

    Obviously a shower is best but who ever invented those wet wipes did us bottoms a favour


    Great advice!
    Any brand you recommend?
  • Apparition

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    Apr 18, 2016 3:17 AM GMT
    Again, under what circumstances is this a problem?
    Are you having sex in the street on dates?

    If your top can't wait 5-10 minutes for you to stand under running water, he really is too impatient. what horny man would choose NO sex over sex in 5 minutes?
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    Apr 19, 2016 2:46 AM GMT
    Apparition saidAgain, under what circumstances is this a problem?
    Are you having sex in the street on dates?

    If your top can't wait 5-10 minutes for you to stand under running water, he really is too impatient. what horny man would choose NO sex over sex in 5 minutes?

    My ass must be extra dirty or I'm just really inexperienced because it takes me way longer than 10 minutes to clean
  • CubCasey

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    May 01, 2016 9:35 PM GMT
    There was a time in my life where because of financial issues, I was living out of a car... but I kept on with my life like normal. No one knew and I worked a construction job so I could be dirty at work. Sometimes, if I could sneak a shower at work I would or find a public restroom that I could lock and wash up in.

    If I was meeting up with a guy, I'd just say that I hadn't been able to get home to take a shower since the morning, I lived far away and would it be cool if I grabbed a quick shower at his place before we got down. I never had a guy who was opposed to it. Tell him to give you a few minutes and then meet you in there!

    If I could make it work in that situation, you can make it work in yours!
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    May 02, 2016 11:03 PM GMT
    What CubCasey said. Casually mention you haven't had a chance to shower/freshen up, most likely he'll let you shower there with him. I speak from experience. ;)