Into Shitting?

  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 4:13 PM GMT
    It's everywhere in our culture.

    There are very few words that can literally be used to mean anything, making context very important.

    These words are Gay, Sick, Shit, and Fuck.

    Are you...The Shit?

    Pissing sections on most porn sites but no shitting!

    I'm an old fashioned family man who believes in strict monogamy.

    I just also am into shitting.

    I think it's hot to watch guys eat it out of the other guy's ass but don't think I would unless science could prove it's healthy. I heard the bad bacteria doesn't get there until 5 min after.

    Anyway, there are a lot of really toxic unhealthy sexual fantasies out there, I just laid down the law on some other post tonight. This is not unhealthy despite the opinion of a really awesome dude I've met here. Thicker shits are signs of a healthy body, and I am way more turned on by thick logs!

    I would ask you to think about this and am curious to listen what the general counsel on the matter could be.

    See, I've always known I get really turned on by the thought of shitting. As far back as I've blown loads I've discovered if I am loosing interest in the ass--anything less that infinite interest, imagining it shitting brings the interest back up! To <><>.

    Some neighbors who are gay said bareback never because poop in the urethra can be bad. I've also watched this video where dude do that and think it's HOT AS FUCK.

    I am patient for science to guide me.

    Have any?

    May you only seek a one and only.

    May you only have sex when there is love.

    Friends isn't so bad is it?

    Bust nuts solo until you meet The One

    Love,

    David
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    Apr 29, 2016 4:29 PM GMT
    I really am keen with some of your words in today's thread ,
    Family is important
    Monogamy should only the way in a relationship
    If you are having sex , always be cautious about the cleanliness of your partner , prepared and protected .

    I am not into fetishes as many of us aren't either but lets not judge our "neighbours" for what they do in their bedroom , don't mock or condemn their fetishes as long they aren't endangering their and their partner life .

    I didn't see or read your deleted thread , so i cannot give my opinion about the moderator's decision .
  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 4:36 PM GMT
    Good thing the old one was still open on my screen so i could just copy and paste it here.


    Thanks dude, so awesome to hear you agree that monogamy is the only way!

    The problem is, as far as the parental fetish goes, it has EXTREME bad effects on all lives impacted by it. It's in hetero culture more so, look no further than drop it like it's hot "When the pimp's in the crib, ma--drop it like it's hot"
    It's something in our culture that is unhealthy that we need to eradicate. This isn't about being worldly and cultured and thus respecting differing views.

    Morality is universal, and this fantasy is always as acid to the sacred realm.

    You have kids growing up in a world where our stories aren't being told and sometimes the only gay character they see for a week calls some random guy he meets papi? Dear God, please make it stop.

    Blessings.

    There is no otherside to this issue.

    So drop the unhealthy fetishes like they're cold.

    And drop a hot hot log. Dude.
  • venue35

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    Apr 29, 2016 8:31 PM GMT
    Shit is disgusting. It smells..like shit and the only place it should be is in the toilet.
    If i saw a guy eating somebody else's shit i would puke on both of them and get the fuck outta there
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    Apr 29, 2016 8:35 PM GMT
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  • venue35

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    Apr 29, 2016 8:39 PM GMT
    The op seems serious.
    I thought he was so cute for a long time...untill thisicon_neutral.gif
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    Apr 29, 2016 8:40 PM GMT
    A friend of mine's 40 year old gay son is living with her. He lost his house when the economy tanked. He recently got very sick. I don't know exactly what bug he had but he had chronic diarrhea and he lost a lot of weight until she finally convinced him to go to the ER where they took a stool sample and found the bug, which they said was from unsanitary food preparations or something like that.

    I haven't talked to him yet but when I get the chance I'm going to bend his ear about rimming, which I would bet is where he got it. Gay men say that rimming is safe but ask any doctor and they'll definitely explain to you why it's a health risk.
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    Apr 29, 2016 8:41 PM GMT
    venue35 saidThe op seems serious.
    I thought he was so cute for a long time...untill thisicon_neutral.gif

    WTF, you thought all people with weird fetishes are ugly?
  • venue35

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    Apr 29, 2016 8:47 PM GMT
    Ofcourse not but it's not something that you hear about very often. icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 29, 2016 8:49 PM GMT
    Bad thread humor:

    Shouldn't this thread be in Food & Recipes?

    The OP should change his name from FirestormDavid to ShitstormDavid.
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    Apr 29, 2016 8:50 PM GMT
    venue35 saidOfcourse not but it's not something that you hear about very often. icon_confused.gif

    If you look at enough porn pictures on the web you'll eventually come across some with it. URP! You'll wish you'd had one of those plastic keyboard protectors.
  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 9:08 PM GMT
    Dude if you'd use the word cute to describe a guy you're into you're not my type any way. No offense. So basically because I say something you don't hear about...I loose your respect eh?

    Why is pissing cool but shit isn't?

    I used to be like you. Only had one serious relationship, 8 years ago, and only wanted to rim him in the shower after washing. Now I'd rather be able to smell a lil yknow? Dude shit is earthy, It's food Haha this does belong in food too. It belongs any where people are willing to speak honestly about what turns them on.

    You know maybe I would have been spineless and gone with the herd mentality not to bring this up. First time I watched shit porn I was embarrassed that I liked it because we go through a lot of shame conditioning around shit in our culture. You know when it was in my history I thought "If I get hit by a bus that would be bad if someone saw that in my history" Forget how messed humanity would be without my love patience and Coming Great Works. I was worrid aobut what people would think of me because I get off to shitting.

    But I love that guys shit, it's so hot.

    Hahahahahaha ShitstormDavid. I like it. Who doesn't love a good storm?

    Dude you would never just haha...walk in on a dude eating another dude's shit. Because only duos ever have sex in private, and perhaps a camera recording (I wish)

    Many of you guys watch group sex, which is disgusting. So sad. Looses the strength of the duo dynamic. Direct contact one to one.

  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 9:13 PM GMT
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    dang that's so hot even though there's that pic of that frog.

    hey dude i saw you enjoyed gangbang porn.

    How much you wanna bet when we get to Heaven we ask God about which is sacred between shitting porn and gangbang porn?

    I'll give you a hint. It's usually following some hot juicy farts.

    Haha you gotta respect what's cleary aight.

    Really how is this not more common I don't get it. Pissing on so many porn sites.

    I hear lot of Texans will tell everyone publicly the think they should secede. But in the privacy of solitude it may be another matter.

    I think some of you who don't know how to think of this are being guided by the pack.

    Have strong convictions for your own love passions if you can deem them feasibly sacred.

    Your first thoughts are usually what you were conditioned to think, your true feelings lingering somewhere later on.

    Be open minded. I didn't say I eat shit but there could be food poisoning from anywhere dude. There need to be studies about eating shit haha.

    Can you see the university study ads? Shit eatig grins all around. "Eat Shit?" "Come help us study its effects and earn"
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    Apr 29, 2016 9:23 PM GMT
    Despite your unusual fetish, you know I think you're an awesome guy. And although it's hard to imagine someone enjoying this, there are worse things you could be into. At least you're not intentionally harming anyone. I believe whatever two consenting adults agree to do in the privacy of their home is okay, even if I might be revolted by it. Hell, I'm revolted to know so many people eat pussy! icon_neutral.gif

    But for your own safety, you should know that "eating someone else's shit can greatly increase your risk of parasitic, bacterial, and viral infections. This does not mean that eating feces is necessarily poisonous, but it can make you very sick.

    If you eat human feces, the most likely outcome is that you will become extremely ill from bacterial or viral infection by one or more of the following:

    E. Coli
    Hepatitis A
    Hepatitis E
    Viral Pneumonia
    Polio
    Influenza
    Shigella
    Campylobacter,
    Salmonella
    Parasites such as: Amebas and Giardia

    So just know the risks before you do anything, but I'm sure you will. You're a smart guy.



  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 9:25 PM GMT
    Dang if only these dudes in these amateur videos i watch cold post follow up videos with their doctors. I don't even know if I would like it, I'm just open minded.

    The main event, first and foremost, is the ass, bare. the farts, hopefully. the first sighting. The shit is beautiful, perfect when, in the sign of a healthy man, it is as a perfect sphere dome, rising from between the two bigger spheres, he bending over, nuts smaller spheres and penis center sphere in full deep dangle. The Shit, a massive train, drops.
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    Apr 29, 2016 9:26 PM GMT
    i just used the "ignore" buttonicon_biggrin.gif
  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 9:30 PM GMT
    haha well you're voting for an establishment puppet that only "gives a shit about our honor"/is in favor of gay marriage because it can get her votes.

    No need to be rude ha Ouch. What will I do without the attention of someone who is swayed and lured by the ignorance of the masses
  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 9:34 PM GMT
    oh shit my bad dude didn't see it.

    i really hope you have more imagination and respect for the power of duo love.

    you are so much better than that.

    haha that sounds hot even though specifically the thought of us doing that being that i haven't looked into your eyes is pretty out there.

    more the fucking the shit out of part than eating shit, ha more hot to watch another.

    luckily for me, i don't believe in bad breath. Love all the smells of the body usually. Except when there's too much eggs...and some harsher cuisine ehh....if it makes you have diaraa naaa

    really though i just don't understand how you think gang bangs are okay, your health, man!

    I want to feel humbled and honored by your future monogamous love.

  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 29, 2016 9:53 PM GMT
    YOU HAVEN'T! Ahhh thank God man. I used to think they were hot too. more ass, how could it not right? wrong. because porn is very intimate. We breath in those we cum to all day long. For them to be in a setting that

    prioritizes

    their sex

    over their soul, eyes, the connection of a duo..unlike any other bond in the universe...so much stronger than...

    you have the heartbreak and degradation of their un-right act with you and in you.

    many don't value sex, they are taught to devalue the object of their desire. And they wonder why the love doesn't bring them higher.

    the whole "poly" love thing is a fallacy against what romance is. You have to find The One. Iron sharpens Iron, and if it's a close call, call yourself lucky and go for the best one, because a lot of us are waiting for the one. Open relationships don't last.

    Perception is reality so I believe purity in porn is very important. I think it should only be amateur, between two, with no one making money, no camera man.

    But hey, that's just me.

    COUGH and God haha ;)
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    Apr 30, 2016 12:29 AM GMT
    pellaz saidi just used the "ignore" buttonicon_biggrin.gif


    Ditto
  • venue35

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    Apr 30, 2016 1:23 AM GMT
    FirestormDavid saidDude if you'd use the word cute to describe a guy you're into you're not my type any way. No offense. So basically because I say something you don't hear about...I loose your respect eh?

    Why is pissing cool but shit isn't?

    I used to be like you. Only had one serious relationship, 8 years ago, and only wanted to rim him in the shower after washing. Now I'd rather be able to smell a lil yknow? Dude shit is earthy, It's food Haha this does belong in food too. It belongs any where people are willing to speak honestly about what turns them on.

    You know maybe I would have been spineless and gone with the herd mentality not to bring this up. First time I watched shit porn I was embarrassed that I liked it because we go through a lot of shame conditioning around shit in our culture. You know when it was in my history I thought "If I get hit by a bus that would be bad if someone saw that in my history" Forget how messed humanity would be without my love patience and Coming Great Works. I was worrid aobut what people would think of me because I get off to shitting.

    But I love that guys shit, it's so hot.

    Hahahahahaha ShitstormDavid. I like it. Who doesn't love a good storm?

    Dude you would never just haha...walk in on a dude eating another dude's shit. Because only duos ever have sex in private, and perhaps a camera recording (I wish)

    Many of you guys watch group sex, which is disgusting. So sad. Looses the strength of the duo dynamic. Direct contact one to one.

    Yes you look more cute than ruggedly handsome-even with the shaved head. Anyway i'll survive the crushing reality of not being your type. As for this shit fetish just the smell of it would make almost anyone throw up so im confused as to how someone would like something that smells so bad....
    Just the thought of rubbing shit on your body or eating it is really kind of sick!!
  • Import

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    Apr 30, 2016 1:39 AM GMT
    Let us know when u get hepatitis.
  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 30, 2016 3:20 AM GMT
    Ruggedly handsome. Yeah like Russell crowe, that's what I feel like on the inside, only any ethnicity.

    My soul is not connected to this ethnicity any more than any other. You see there is a film by legendary filmmaker Akira Kurosawa called Ran. In it, I believe this is a shakespearian play or some shit. A dad must pass his empire off to one of his three sons. All japanese cast. When I looked in the mirror after watching it I thought HOLY SHIT WHAT's WRONG WITH YOUR FACE haha. asian bone structure diamonds at a different angle ratio and my Russian Norwegian features were a shocking fright. Same thing happened when I binged the first season of Empire. Mostly black cast. And when i didn't have African America features I was all WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

    It's okay you can say it, I'm pretty. Look at my mom and you'll know my bro and I were doomed haha. I think it's fate that my dad's favorite bird is the Loon because unlike most birds the male and female look the same, and I'd make a hot female I'm told.

    But alas, my ballsack hangs low and I have skills as a public speaker...influence...so strong because of my core underlying comedian artistic talent, that I can be a Mozart of sorts. Wild guy, he used to play the piano for swanky crowds through his legs bent over and then fart when finished. I can afford to say what many think but are afraid to say because no matter what you are going to love me. I'm just that good. And loving. I can literally print culture. I'm so awesome and my social weight is so heavy that I have not even the smallest concern that any of you may be grossed out.

    Everyone loves smelling their own brand. Had a neighbor chainsmoking cigs. Besides the fact that it's the leading cause of death I was most unhappy I couldn't smell my brand of ass through his tobacco.

    The same way many lash out at gay guys when they themselves wonder about their own true desires, to relax their panicking conscience while really their words harm primarily themselves, you all who are so keen to display your disrespect and distaste are likely those who would be into this most. Public displays of disapproval are so often the tactics of one struggling with the way of things. Homophobes get the most aroused watching gay porn. You lot who are so quick to kick ash in my eyes may well be the biggest shitsuckers in town.

    Now I say shitsucker loosely, in the realm of fantasy. I've never sucked or eaten it but greatly appreciate the sacrifices of health laid down by the amateurs in the videos I see. ONLY DUOS. Sacred shit yo. Don't get snagged on the eating of it. Shitting in itself is the throne. To many parsley is just there to look at but if you are a Jew you may eat it for passover. Many are just into watching the shit. The Show. Not all would eat it. Haha not comparing eating shit to being Jewish, I'm just comparing the one specific instance.

    It is profoundly beautiful, the completion of life. We are consumers. It's all about recycling. I'm David, a Jew. And you can see the Star of David hidden in the center of every recycling symbol. If one were to eat shit it would be recycling haha.

    But alas, science asks us not to. Smelling farts and watching dumps will have to do.

    How is it that we can call everything The Shit, say it's my shit, with gys shit is a wildcard word for everything. If a guy is saying something that makes him feel vulnerable many times he'll add "and shit" to feel secure in the man colony.

    Shitting is pure. And I will have your respect.

    I have the voice of James Earl Jones, I'm ripped, and I can gauran fucking tee that you would NEVER disrespect me like this in person.

    I didn't always think the smell of shit was hot.

    People change.

    Show some understanding and acceptance for what is human, what is Earthy.

    God knows that degradation can harbor the most foolish acts of man.

    Do you feel that my fantasy reflects badly on you, that it degrades your dignity? So yo want to insult mine?

    Dignant shitting is the only kind my cock responds to.

    Watch, when it becomes cool to want to watch your dude take a dump, maybe glass table over you...you'll be all like "I am excited to partake in this activity with the committed loving individual I have been blessed enough to meet"
  • Allen

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    Apr 30, 2016 7:23 AM GMT
    ^^ You are certainly one weird dude.
  • FirestormDavi...

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    Apr 30, 2016 7:27 AM GMT
    haha thanks yo