The Guy Above You......

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    Feb 09, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
    Would you choke the guy above while banging him in a hot tub full of lime jell-o while Vern Troyer slaps your ass with greasy slices of fried bologna while he simultaneously indecently assaults a blind paraplegic hedgehog?


    .............I might.
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    Feb 09, 2009 9:24 PM GMT
    only if I choke you with licorice whips
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    Feb 09, 2009 9:25 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidonly if I choke you with licorice whips


    Make it red licorice whips and you gotta deal.
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    Feb 09, 2009 9:55 PM GMT

    Sure? ...now it wouldn't hurt to try it once, would it? icon_eek.gif

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    Feb 09, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
    ZiMsTeR said
    Sure? ...now it wouldn't hurt to try it once, would it? icon_eek.gif

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    Just be careful not to slip and fall ass down on the hedgehog.
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:03 PM GMT

    I plan to wear it!
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
    ZiMsTeR said
    I plan to wear it!


    How very Splendid of you!
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:25 PM GMT
    where do i sign up? ...but can we use turkey bologna? i don't eat meat. thanks tons. you're the best.
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
    umm....
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:33 PM GMT
    No. I like him too much - I prefer him non-choked
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
    LalaPaulooza saidwhere do i sign up? ...but can we use turkey bologna? i don't eat meat. thanks tons. you're the best.


    I've sure a vegetarian substitution can be arranged.
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
    uh.... yeah.
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    LalaPaulooza saidwhere do i sign up? ...but can we use turkey bologna? i don't eat meat. thanks tons. you're the best.


    I've sure a vegetarian substitution can be arranged.


    you're the best. i'm all tingly in my parts now.
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
    I nutted my pants just thinking of that scenario...
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
    LalaPaulooza said
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    LalaPaulooza saidwhere do i sign up? ...but can we use turkey bologna? i don't eat meat. thanks tons. you're the best.


    I've sure a vegetarian substitution can be arranged.


    you're the best. i'm all tingly in my parts now.
    I know what you mean. Wheat gluten gets me hard too.
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    Feb 09, 2009 10:54 PM GMT
    If by "choke" you mean press my black leather steel-toed work boot against his throat as he squirms at my feet, begging for leniency, then yes. Otherwise no. Oh, and Vern better be using kielbasa (smoked, not fresh) or I'm out.

    Woohoo!! My first Guy Above You thread. I'm glad I saved myself for a special one.
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    Feb 09, 2009 11:32 PM GMT
    madtown saidIf by "choke" you mean press my black leather steel-toed work boot against his throat as he squirms at my feet, begging for leniency, then yes. Otherwise no. Oh, and Vern better be using kielbasa (smoked, not fresh) or I'm out.

    Woohoo!! My first Guy Above You thread. I'm glad I saved myself for a special one.


    mad - if i may treat you equally as well, then we have a deal! ;)
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    Feb 09, 2009 11:43 PM GMT
    LalaPaulooza said

    mad - if i may treat you equally as well, then we have a deal! ;)


    If I'm going to be submissive, you need to be a little more dressed up. Work boots aren't going to cut it. If you're man enough to wear these then we are good to go.

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    Feb 09, 2009 11:49 PM GMT
    madtown said
    LalaPaulooza said

    mad - if i may treat you equally as well, then we have a deal! ;)


    If I'm going to be submissive, you need to be a little more dressed up. Work boots aren't going to cut it. If you're man enough to wear these then we are good to go.

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    if you can find 'em in a man's size 12, it's on!
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    Feb 09, 2009 11:54 PM GMT
    Darn, I just heard from Vern on Facebook. He says he lost the hedgehog. I didn't quite understand all the details, just that Richard Gere was involved somehow.

    Luckily liltanker has offered to send over a koala bear. Its deaf and suffering from postpartum depression but otherwise its in good shape. Hopefully no one will mind the substitution.
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    Feb 09, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    meh. i'm out. koalas are too soft. maybe we can scrounge up a badger or something. i was really looking forward to that hedgehog!
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    Feb 10, 2009 12:02 AM GMT
    100 points for creativity and originality
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    Feb 10, 2009 12:04 AM GMT
    cjcscuba1984 said100 points for creativity and originality


    who gets the points? guerilla? mad? or me?
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    Feb 10, 2009 12:21 AM GMT
    LalaPaulooza said
    cjcscuba1984 said100 points for creativity and originality


    who gets the points? guerilla? mad? or me?


    This isn't a contest. We are all winners here. Our attempts to mock the banality of the Guy Above You threads has reached the masses. Or cjscuba at least.


    screw that, pick me, pick me, pick me!!!!
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    Feb 10, 2009 12:26 AM GMT
    madtown said

    This isn't a contest. We are all winners here. Our attempts to mock the banality of the Guy Above You threads has reached the masses. Or cjscuba at least.



    screw that, pick me, pick me, pick me!!!!



    our work here is clearly not done...

    and no, PICK ME!!!