Lousy Pick-up Lines

  • Rookz

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    Feb 10, 2009 5:26 PM GMT
    Hey Gents,

    So anyone else used lousy, lame, stupid pick-up lines? I didn't use them till I met my boyfriend, as a way to add more dorky moments. My favorite is...

    If you were a ray gun, you'd be set on stunning!

    Bring on the lousy pick up lines!
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    Feb 10, 2009 5:54 PM GMT
    Seriously? The worst: "Wanna fuck?"

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    Feb 10, 2009 6:24 PM GMT
    A/S/L......................
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    Feb 10, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    Here's one for you guys: "Are you a top or a bottom?" Yes, I was asked this in front of my friends at a bar in Augusta!
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    Feb 10, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
    "Voulez vous coucheez avec moi?"

    And rememeber this was in a bar in France.
  • boilerup_82

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    Feb 10, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    Tapper saidSeriously? The worst: "Wanna fuck?"




    I totally agree with this one.


    Also, "hey nice ass, you wanna go on a date?"


  • Rookz

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    Feb 10, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
    This is for fun, nobody asked for your negativity.
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:01 PM GMT
    Hey, did you fart? because you blew me away!

    Come over here. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

    If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
  • Rookz

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    Feb 10, 2009 7:03 PM GMT
    LOL! That's a good one sluggo!

    And thank you!
  • swimbikerun

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    Feb 10, 2009 7:10 PM GMT
    "Sup?"
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:10 PM GMT
    Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:18 PM GMT
    A ten ton polar bear.....well I needed something to break the ice..

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    Feb 10, 2009 7:24 PM GMT
    metafor saidIt wasn't negativity. Just because I hold myself to a higher standard doesn't mean I'm negative.
    Oh bullshit. You crapped on a fun thread with your "standard."
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:40 PM GMT
    metafor saidIf you say so, but I don't see it that way.
    Maybe seeing isn't your strength. And this isn't the first thread during your new membership on this site that you've attempted to derail with your pleasantness.

    I even watched you derail your own thread. Start a frickin' thread and stick with it. Jesus, yer a pain.
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:46 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said
    metafor saidIf you say so, but I don't see it that way.
    Maybe seeing isn't your strength. And this isn't the first thread during your new membership on this site that you've attempted to derail with your pleasantness.

    I even watched you derail your own thread. Start a frickin' thread and stick with it. Jesus, yer a pain.


    agreed


    aaaand back on topic:

    ooo...mating call. (after someone farts)
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:52 PM GMT
    metafor said

    I would never use a pick up line. It's sleazy, idiotic, and immature.


    DONĀ“T FEED THE TROLLS.

    I love "Do you come here often?" used in totally random places (gas station, the beach etc)

    Classically bad. Gotta love it.


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    Feb 10, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
    "Wanna play 'Bush & the Constitution'? I'll be Bush, you be the Constitution."
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    Feb 10, 2009 7:58 PM GMT
    metafor said...what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
    Are you still here? You're such a drag.
  • SeaMichael

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    Feb 10, 2009 8:01 PM GMT
    mickeytopogigio said
    metafor said...what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
    Are you still here? You're such a drag.


    No no no...he's a 22 year old philosopher who has already figured it all out! How frickin' adorable is that! icon_smile.gif
  • SeaMichael

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    Feb 10, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
    metafor said
    mookie5381 said
    mickeytopogigio said
    metafor said...what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
    Are you still here? You're such a drag.


    No no no...he's a 22 year old philosopher who has already figured it all out! How frickin' adorable is that! icon_smile.gif


    I'm not a philosopher. I'm simply misanthropic when it comes to gay men, and I will make it known.


    Ohhh...such a big word! That's such a good little boy!!! Does someone have a treat for this queen???
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    Feb 10, 2009 8:05 PM GMT
    Zzzzzzz.

    If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_test

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    (thinks to self... must work out good line for MickyTopoGigio...)
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    Feb 10, 2009 8:07 PM GMT
    Yum Yum!
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    Feb 10, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
    "You have very nice eyes they are very magnetic". Grant it was dark as night in the bar and full of smoke to boot! They still allow smoking in the bars here in Atlanta. EWE! I Rolled those very magnetic eyes and moved right along..LOL!
  • SeaMichael

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    Feb 10, 2009 8:10 PM GMT
    metafor said
    mookie5381 said
    metafor said
    mookie5381 said
    mickeytopogigio said
    metafor said...what are you going to do about it? Hit me?
    Are you still here? You're such a drag.


    No no no...he's a 22 year old philosopher who has already figured it all out! How frickin' adorable is that! icon_smile.gif


    I'm not a philosopher. I'm simply misanthropic when it comes to gay men, and I will make it known.


    Ohhh...such a big word! That's such a good little boy!!! Does someone have a treat for this queen???


    It's only a big word to those who aren't familiar with it, so thank you for giving me a taste of your own ignorance. I'm savoring it, bitch.


    Oi...that didn't even make sense. I don't believe I in any way indicated a lack of understanding of "misanthropic". *meh*, you gave me nothing to use to continue fucking with you. Besides, I gotsta get to the gym and get less fat. I'm sure I'll have plenty to respond to when I get back...in fact, I very well may start a threat for the sole purpose of fucking with you. It will be fun. I promise. icon_smile.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • SeaMichael

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    Feb 10, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
    I've always been partial to something along the lines of "My lord, those shoes are adorable! Mind if I suck you off a little?" icon_smile.gif And it works with just about any article of clothing! hehehee