Jun 25, 2016 1:19 AM GMT
I visit Santa Monica a lot, and there was this hot guy who came out a store as I was passing by. He was wearing a USA cap and tank top and shorts. I think he must have been an athlete because of his vibes and body. Anyway I followed him to the traffic light in the 3rd Street Promenade. He stood at the edge of the street waiting for the light to turn green. I sort of stayed a few feet behind him entranced. He noticed. I crossed the street and kept walking and got a boner. He was walking in the middle of the street. I kept trying to hide my boner. Then I walked past him for the final stretch and my boner disappeared and I went into Barnes and Noble. I went to the third floor and found a book on Asperger's syndrome. I saw that the guy came up the escalator too. I just kept skimming through the book. He came closer and looked at the books. I gave him a look and kept on reading. He went back down the escalator. I followed him to the second floor. He went to the escalator down to the first floor. I went to the LSAT study guide section. Shit. How do I find him and ask him if he's gay?