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What would u do if u wake up in bed next to the guy above you?
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Feb 11, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
Hi,

I'm trying to make up a new thread, a variant on the ones we already have.
Imagine this scenario. U were out on ur own partying and drinking. U drink a lil too much........

Next day u wake up next to the guy who posted above u and u just KNOW u had sex with him. What would u do?
-Would u stay in the bed with him?
-Would u sneak out?
-Other..........

(for the guy after me. I know i have a bad picture on my profile. Just post and ill unlock my pictures so u can see who i am and u can edit ur post, or not. AT least give me a chance )

have fun and dont insult too much
BodyWork4 Posts: 1925
Feb 11, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
I'd say GeeeeZues don't tell your dad he'd kill me
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Feb 11, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
who cares, ur hot :O I would stay in ur bed :p
BodyWork4 Posts: 1925
Feb 11, 2009 5:21 PM GMT
Then I'd say, go easy on me... I'm new at this.
Feb 11, 2009 6:09 PM GMT
I would jump his bones. He's hot!
Feb 11, 2009 7:59 PM GMT
Wonder if this will be round 2 or 3.
Feb 11, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
wonder how I wound up in Austin....
Feb 11, 2009 8:05 PM GMT
Praise Jesus
Feb 11, 2009 8:18 PM GMT
Stay..as long as the cats were out of the room.
ItMoons Posts: 81
Feb 11, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
ask which set of a children's television show we met on and how i can get more of whatever they were serving.
JayneCobb Posts: 538
Feb 11, 2009 8:21 PM GMT
Ask if he knows how to cook; I always love a good breakfast the morning after .
Feb 11, 2009 8:24 PM GMT
Be mortified because I could easily be his dad! Then check for cameras, mics and cops. Then nurse the hangover I would have based on the amount of booze I would had to have to go to be with an 18 year old (albeit, a cute 18 year old).

When I got over that, ask him to pull out his copy of FireFly he must own and watch the entire series again (in BluRay -- I could deal with just watching Serenity if there wasn't enough time).
Feb 11, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
blow him
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Feb 11, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
@ Aagerry

Be mortified because I could easily be his dad! Then check for cameras, mics and cops. Then nurse the hangover I would have based on the amount of booze I would had to have to go to be with an 18 year old (albeit, a cute 18 year old).

When I got over that, ask him to pull out his copy of FireFly he must own and watch the entire series again (in BluRay -- I could deal with just watching Serenity if there wasn't enough time).
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im 19, would u be fine with that?
I would stay in ur bed though... unless u kicked me out :p
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Feb 11, 2009 8:28 PM GMT
Quickly run to the bathroom, go pee...always have to do that...then grab a sleeping pill, because surely I wouldn't want to wake up from such a dream
BiGymGuy Posts: 582
Feb 11, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
I'd proceed to do to him all the things that I might have missed the night before!!! And take suggestions once he wakes up...
Feb 11, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
We'd probably laugh about it - then figure out how to keep it from our respective bf's - - - -then proceed to a Round Two - - - - since we're in deep trouble anyway!
WiryGuy Posts: 11
Feb 11, 2009 8:52 PM GMT
die happy
rtm903 Posts: 20
Feb 11, 2009 8:52 PM GMT
maybe stick around to see if he makes omelettes?
Feb 11, 2009 8:53 PM GMT
Milk him
Feb 11, 2009 8:54 PM GMT
Ask for a ride.
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Feb 11, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
Wake him up and ask for his name....and ask where's my Joshie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 11, 2009 9:11 PM GMT
anything he wants!
jhelling Posts: 116
Feb 11, 2009 9:11 PM GMT
I don't know what I'd do... I'd probably want to roll around in bed with him for a while though!
Woops... Thought I was posting for the one above him!
Feb 11, 2009 9:11 PM GMT
wonder how the hell i got to new orleans!
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Feb 11, 2009 9:13 PM GMT
TomiR1 saidWake him up and ask for his name....and ask where's my Joshie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ur Joshie? Is that a finnish joke or am i just the one that doesnt get what ur meaning?
I would stay in ur bed btw :p
Feb 11, 2009 9:15 PM GMT
I would help him find the head that's missing from his shoulders then find his other one
Feb 11, 2009 9:17 PM GMT
go get an aspirin for that giant headache he's going to have after downing so many of those giant vodka/cranberries he drank last night...

maybe steal a pair of underwear before he wakes up...maybe
Feb 11, 2009 9:18 PM GMT
I'd say "good morning" and blush.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 11, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
Press my booty firmly against tommysguns morning wood in invitation.
Feb 11, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
be genuinely surprised... then nudge him awake for round 2!
Feb 11, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidPress my booty firmly against tommysguns morning wood in invitation.


...well, that would wake me up for sure...though I honestly don't remember pulling out?!?
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 11, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
tommysguns2000 said
GuerrillaSodomite saidPress my booty firmly against tommysguns morning wood in invitation.


...well, that would wake me up for sure...though I honestly don't remember pulling out?!?


Yeah, the roofies will do that. Sorry.
Feb 11, 2009 9:32 PM GMT
Check to see if I still had both my kidneys
EricPrado Posts: 161
Feb 11, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
Take some money from his wallet, make myself a quick breakfast and then I'd leave.

Don't worry, I'll leave you some pancakes on the table
Feb 11, 2009 9:38 PM GMT
put some money in his wallet (or on the nightstand), and call a cab.
Feb 11, 2009 9:46 PM GMT
I'd haul Tommy into my shower, soap him up completely, then eat him out and make him moan to the heavens!
LongThinCock4... Posts: 74
Feb 11, 2009 9:51 PM GMT
bang his ass again
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 12, 2009 12:18 AM GMT
butt sex Pictures, Images and Photos
LongThinCock4... Posts: 74
Feb 12, 2009 12:40 AM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidbutt sex Pictures, Images and Photos

that is so cute
Feb 12, 2009 12:41 AM GMT
GuerillaSodomite vs. GigoloAssassin....So very XMen!
Two superheroes wake up beside each other the next day after a night of debauchery with other RJers. We looked at each other and laughed - and blame Zimster for throwing a great soiree. I get up, put on my clothes and fly out to get us some starbucks. Then i come back and we discuss plans to take over the world.
L0NEvvolf Posts: 128
Feb 12, 2009 1:16 AM GMT
I would be scared as hell. And run out of the house and try to figure out where the hell I was. Not because of how the person above me looks but dude come on I would think someone had kidnapped me or something. I like to get to know people before I sleep with them.
Feb 12, 2009 3:09 AM GMT
i would continue what we hopefully did the nite before.....
Feb 12, 2009 3:19 AM GMT
Put his hand on my Morning Wood and we'll just take it from there..
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 12, 2009 3:20 AM GMT
YeeeehawW Ride 'em Cowboy!

p.s. if I brand you it's just cuz I'm excited.
Feb 12, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
My imagination doesn't even come close.
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Feb 12, 2009 3:39 AM GMT
Praise God
Feb 12, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
tie him up again.

TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Feb 12, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
Lostboy saidtie him up again.



ooooooh, fun
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Feb 12, 2009 3:47 AM GMT
I'd say "round 2 anyone?"
nysexy Posts: 1518
Feb 12, 2009 3:58 AM GMT
First of all..i'd wonder how in the world i ended up in Canada. Then i'd stay in bed and go for round 2...maybe even 3 and 4.
Feb 12, 2009 4:08 AM GMT
I'd be excited to wake up in NY with this stranger, though I'm no stranger to NYC. Life has a tendency to offer some fun opportunities.
Delivis Posts: 1389
Feb 12, 2009 4:09 AM GMT
massage with oils
bwg77 Posts: 375
Feb 12, 2009 4:19 AM GMT
Hope he's got a boner and wake him up in my special way
Freddo Posts: 231
Feb 12, 2009 4:23 AM GMT
BWG77 - Dear Diary, JACKPOT!



*giggity*
Feb 12, 2009 6:48 AM GMT

give him cab fare.
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Feb 12, 2009 7:11 AM GMT
Make him breakfast.. boy needs to eat something.
junknemesis Posts: 646
Feb 12, 2009 7:24 AM GMT
Wonder what rabbit hole I fell down to wake up in such a wonderland. Of course, i would stay in bed and wait for him to wake up just to make sure it was real. When Sean wakes up, say hi, and refreash our memories of what happened last night.
Feb 12, 2009 9:33 AM GMT

Check his morning wood ...with my mouth. At least if we do not remember what happened the night before, I'll give him something he'll never forget in the morning.


I'M SUCH A DHIRTY-FWHORE, AREN'T I?
Feb 12, 2009 10:03 AM GMT
I'll go wash my face first, eat breakfast, change clothes (or wear clothes) ... then ask him how did he came here ???? I mean Dubay!!!!! ... man ?? Zim, this is insane man ... you gotta stop being here and there ... it's not funny ... at all .... really ....

It's starting to be scary ....

wagen22302 Posts: 186
Feb 12, 2009 11:08 AM GMT
What a hot 19 year-old stud! I'm hard just thinking about the possibilities.

Rounds 2 - 15 for sure though.
L0NEvvolf Posts: 128
Feb 12, 2009 11:27 AM GMT
Still would be scared wondering how I got there but those questions can wait until later. I was always told not to talk with my mouth full. ;)
shake_n_bake Posts: 194
Feb 12, 2009 12:33 PM GMT
I'd make him some breakfast and maybe some passionate kitchen sex lol.
Feb 12, 2009 12:40 PM GMT
Sean_85 saidMake him breakfast.. boy needs to eat something.


PSHHHHHHHHHT...Sean,




Don't hate man.
Feb 12, 2009 12:53 PM GMT
Would be chuffed
junknemesis Posts: 646
Feb 12, 2009 12:54 PM GMT
I would definatly stay in bed with him! In fact, I might wake him up in a good way, (use your imagination) and then we'd get to know eachother. (Again, refer to imagination) after that, I would ask him what he's doing that weekend, and see what we could make of it.

L0NEvvolf Posts: 128
Feb 12, 2009 12:59 PM GMT
to old 4 me sorry but I would have to drink some more to make me feel better about the situation
Feb 12, 2009 1:23 PM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidbutt sex Pictures, Images and Photos



OMG you crack me the hell up!! You always make me laugh with you posts. I just spit my food all over the keyboard laughing at that....too funny!!!
Feb 12, 2009 1:31 PM GMT
Kiss him for starter.....
Feb 12, 2009 1:35 PM GMT
Get down on my hands and knees and say "Thank you Lord Jesus!"
Feb 12, 2009 1:49 PM GMT
while you're on your hands and knees...
Sayrnas Posts: 665
Feb 12, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
...OOooo doggies!!!

*edit* Translation=head straight to the animals
Feb 12, 2009 2:45 PM GMT
IŽd wake him up by licking him

Sayrnas Posts: 665
Feb 12, 2009 2:48 PM GMT
And then you'd have to finish what you started mister
Feb 12, 2009 5:14 PM GMT
gladly.
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Feb 12, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
Get him to rail me again
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Feb 12, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
I'd want him to do whatever it was again.
Feb 12, 2009 5:24 PM GMT
I'd say "Jesus Christ. Please tell me you are 18"
withHonor Posts: 908
Feb 12, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
How the hell did I end up in Westport??
Feb 12, 2009 5:30 PM GMT
Say: "Thanks for the good-time... what was your name again?" :p
nysexy Posts: 1518
Feb 13, 2009 2:29 AM GMT
Cuddle, kiss, thank him. Repeat actions of last night then help him make breakfast.
lethe Posts: 20
Feb 13, 2009 1:09 PM GMT
I'd ask him to join me in the shower. Then, if we get excited again, repeat last night's activities!
Feb 13, 2009 1:37 PM GMT
I'd say "Oh GOD...NOT AGAIN!?!?"

then I'd hide the body and try to clean up any evidence I'd been there.
BodyWork4 Posts: 1925
Feb 13, 2009 2:10 PM GMT
I climb aboard and then say - "maybe you should let the dog out now, cuz this is gonna take a while..."
Feb 13, 2009 2:16 PM GMT
I'd say...

"Wait...did you have a Southern Accent last night?

I'm a yankee boy so roll over and show me some Southern Hospitailty"

HeyJude Posts: 183
Feb 13, 2009 2:21 PM GMT
i'de pull my harpoon from my dirty red bandanna, start playin soft while bobby sang the blues.......yeap, there's another guy there
Feb 13, 2009 2:22 PM GMT
I'd say, "Let's yank those red shorts off of you - 'cause you aren't going anywhere for a few more hours!"
Feb 14, 2009 4:36 AM GMT
I'd probably lock the door and throw away the key.... Let the love makin' begin and never ever end !




MMM,,,, handcuffs! Instant BONER !!!
Feb 14, 2009 4:39 AM GMT
handcuff him to the headboard and have my way with him
Feb 14, 2009 4:46 AM GMT
Teach he and his man the beauty of a 3 way with an experienced leader...
Pass me those handcuffs please... TIm... on your back.



MMM... I'd go willing ,, make those handcuffs tight please...
mattyrec Posts: 170
Feb 14, 2009 1:22 PM GMT
turn the tables and use those handcuffs on him...
Feb 14, 2009 1:28 PM GMT
Snuggle
mattyrec Posts: 170
Feb 14, 2009 1:37 PM GMT
a lot more than snuggle....
Feb 14, 2009 1:44 PM GMT
mattyrec saida lot more than snuggle....


Hmmm....That I could also enjoy
jock_1 Posts: 190
Feb 14, 2009 1:57 PM GMT
i'd wonder how the fuck i ended up in Norway
FirefighterBl... Posts: 1270
Feb 14, 2009 2:06 PM GMT
wow, uhm, any limits? ;-)
LittleDudeWit... Posts: 1378
Feb 14, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
It would be very cool. . . always wanted to wear one of those hats


Feb 14, 2009 2:12 PM GMT
jock_1 saidi'd wonder how the fuck i ended up in Norway


I'll help you out..I was on holidays in Milwakee and we met while I was taking the Laverne and Shirley tour, you came back to my hotel room.
triniboy Posts: 232
Feb 14, 2009 2:22 PM GMT
I would think I was laying next to a man with good taste.
L0NEvvolf Posts: 128
Feb 14, 2009 2:50 PM GMT
Put on some better music (looked at your profile), and go back to bed because the hangover would be killer.
nikeathlete Posts: 160
Feb 14, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
I would double check his ID....and then go at it again and again.
Latenight30 Posts: 340
Feb 14, 2009 4:14 PM GMT
whatever he'd like me to do
Feb 14, 2009 4:27 PM GMT
I'd show him a whole new meaning to the words, friends with benefits...
Feb 14, 2009 4:42 PM GMT
I wouldn't share with my bf.
Stephen415 Posts: 79
Feb 14, 2009 4:44 PM GMT
Try to figure out what the hell i drank last night to end up in Syracuse, New York.
then probably spoon
Sladex Posts: 120
Feb 14, 2009 5:35 PM GMT
How long you need to rest so we can go again?
Feb 14, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
Give him a good wrestle and a whole lot more.
Sladex Posts: 120
Feb 14, 2009 5:40 PM GMT
I hope you like to wrestle all night and a shower in the morning
Feb 15, 2009 5:09 PM GMT
Babe..I hope you find the ceiling interesting because that is all you are going to see for the next hour..with me on top of you
nysexy Posts: 1518
Feb 16, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
pinch myself to see if i was dreaming then have him wrap himself around me
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Feb 16, 2009 9:38 PM GMT
I would ask u to tour me around new york
Feb 16, 2009 9:49 PM GMT
roll over and spoon him, and just see what comes up...
nottingham_fe... Posts: 36
Feb 16, 2009 9:56 PM GMT
suck and fuck then suck again x
Feb 16, 2009 10:02 PM GMT
nottingham_fella saidsuck and fuck then suck again x


...then return the favor!
nottingham_fe... Posts: 36
Feb 16, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
I was hoping you would say that.

Muscl1 said
nottingham_fella saidsuck and fuck then suck again x


...then return the favor!
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Feb 16, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
Muscl1 saidroll over and spoon him, and just see what comes up...

I would like to take that offer
Feb 16, 2009 10:09 PM GMT
i'd say, you have an awesome t-shirt. and then probably spoon.
Feb 16, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
cuddle up and fall back asleep, I'll only wake up when the dream is over
jaronv Posts: 2
Feb 16, 2009 10:44 PM GMT
Muscl1 saidanything he wants!
dude Im with you on that one
jaronv Posts: 2
Feb 16, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
Niceguy1989 saidHi,

I'm trying to make up a new thread, a variant on the ones we already have.
Imagine this scenario. U were out on ur own partying and drinking. U drink a lil too much........

Next day u wake up next to the guy who posted above u and u just KNOW u had sex with him. What would u do?
-Would u stay in the bed with him?
-Would u sneak out?
-Other..........

(for the guy after me. I know i have a bad picture on my profile. Just post and ill unlock my pictures so u can see who i am and u can edit ur post, or not. AT least give me a chance )

have fun and dont insult too much


I'd check 2 c if he had a woody and suck it to begin round 2
FirefighterBl... Posts: 1270
Feb 16, 2009 10:58 PM GMT
i dunno, jaronv is unidentified as of yet ;-)
Feb 16, 2009 11:00 PM GMT
Attack him for some sweet lovin.
Feb 16, 2009 11:25 PM GMT
tickle him and see what happened
Feb 16, 2009 11:28 PM GMT
shave his chest!!
NJDewd Posts: 355
Feb 16, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
Have him take a pic of me and post it in privates
Feb 16, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
tommo... if you did that I would beat you until you cried.

I get pimples if I shave. Be warned.
Feb 16, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
Lostboy saidtommo... if you did that I would beat you until you cried.

I get pimples if I shave. Be warned.


Feb 16, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
Probably wonder where my car is. . .
Feb 17, 2009 5:34 PM GMT
IŽd be thrilled

Then IŽd wake him by licking him.

Or would I take advantage of him while he slept...? Choices, choices...

a1972guy Posts: 3008
Feb 17, 2009 5:35 PM GMT
Go to town on him!!!
Feb 17, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
I'd ask him if I behaved myself last night?!
Feb 17, 2009 5:47 PM GMT
I could tell that he'd be making laugh no matter what we were doing!
BiGymGuy Posts: 582
Feb 20, 2009 4:36 PM GMT
I would first make sure that his purple shirt did NOT snap under his crotch...
I use the taste test in such(k) cases...
Feb 20, 2009 5:07 PM GMT
roll over on him!
Feb 20, 2009 5:13 PM GMT
snuggle up closer, and let nature take it's course from there.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 20, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
Do very naughty things to him.
Feb 20, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
Leave behind a generous tip, cash.

Not forgetting to leave a sample of the cream he'll need to apply twice a day for a week.
flex89 Posts: 1400
Feb 20, 2009 5:20 PM GMT
Pray to god the condom didn't break and run to the nearest doctor's office for blood work, swabbing, and a broad-spectrum antibiotic.
chuckystud Posts: 4809
Feb 20, 2009 5:21 PM GMT
Um....it's fun.....and we both live together, and both have blood work that's spotless....LOL. If his blood sugar is to low, poor Kool-Aid down his throat to get him jump started. (Darn Type-1 diabetics.)
Feb 20, 2009 5:22 PM GMT
Flex: I'd remind him the condom did it's job and would be cleared out after he finishes his fiber-centric cereal.
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Feb 20, 2009 5:25 PM GMT
First figure out how I got to california..Second figure out how to explain it to the guy I'm dating...last rub my ass with a smile on it.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 20, 2009 5:34 PM GMT
ucla_matta saidLeave behind a generous tip, cash.

Not forgetting to leave a sample of the cream he'll need to apply twice a day for a week.


No thanks, I already got a cabinet full of it.

And the one above me? I'd make sure I still have my spurs on.
Feb 20, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
Ask him if he's ready for another round.
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Feb 20, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
Remember why I like mid west home grown men
Feb 20, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
Yeah I'd lassoo (spelling..I've never spelled lasso) him onto the bed and un tie him after I knew he was lovin' spending the day going at it with me
HTA49 Posts: 18
Feb 20, 2009 7:06 PM GMT
might be too exhausted to do anything
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 20, 2009 7:49 PM GMT
HTA49 saidmight be too exhausted to do anything


Hope he doesn't want to press charges and go another round.
Feb 20, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
'it puts the lotion on its skin'.......then bangs him again like an enrgizer bunny.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Feb 20, 2009 8:17 PM GMT
Tonyvoyager said'it puts the lotion on its skin'.......then bangs him again like an enrgizer bunny.


w00f
maximumrisk Posts: 522
Feb 20, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
for the first 2 secounds a little irritatet.. then going for it again
Feb 20, 2009 8:50 PM GMT
Wonder how the hell I got to Central America and oh..by the way...do you have any plantains to use for....................
Dave_F Posts: 23
Feb 27, 2009 5:58 PM GMT
Wake up tired and stressed with my usual hangover
Feb 28, 2009 4:11 AM GMT
Dave_F saidWake up tired and stressed with my usual hangover


Almost...headache from the continous crying you continued through the night when I wouldn't give you a ride back to your Mom's house after you came in your underwear the moment I we started having sex... Jeez...I thought your skate board would work for you...How was I to know that you were also afraid of the dark without your 'special blanket' Kids!
Sladex Posts: 120
Feb 28, 2009 7:39 AM GMT
We did the meet and greet thing, Now let the real fun begin............BTW what you said your name was?
NJDewd Posts: 355
Feb 28, 2009 3:11 PM GMT
Pinch myself cause I would think it was a dream!!
Feb 28, 2009 4:01 PM GMT
I'd chew quickly a Mentos (for my horrid morning breath), rub his gorgeous chest, rub him all over for that morning sex that is great and then while we we under the shower together, I would say -

"Wasn't this a forum topic on RealJock the other day?"

Doh! Way to kill the moment!
Mar 01, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
look at morning wood... and NOT waste it!
Mar 01, 2009 4:23 AM GMT
I'd wake up, turn over, and think "did i let him lick my ass"!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 01, 2009 6:48 AM GMT
Oh...the things i would do would make the best of your blush.
Sladex Posts: 120
Mar 02, 2009 2:42 PM GMT
Play with his nipples and say "So you ready for round two?"
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Mar 02, 2009 3:06 PM GMT
sladex...well since he has no main picture I can't say I would do anything more than get out of bed, shower and go on my way to work.

The rest of his pictures show me that I would probably do about the same. Sorry just not my type.
Mar 02, 2009 3:08 PM GMT
Make him forget his last boyfriend
Sladex Posts: 120
Mar 02, 2009 5:39 PM GMT
Cowboiway saidsladex...well since he has no main picture I can't say I would do anything more than get out of bed, shower and go on my way to work.

The rest of his pictures show me that I would probably do about the same. Sorry just not my type.



Believe me cowboi your not mines either
LongThinCock4... Posts: 74
Mar 02, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
probely be resting from the nite of hot sex
Mar 02, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
First..I'd check to see if I crushed him while I was asleep...I don't want to get a rap sheet for gay manslaughter at 43!!!!!!!!!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 03, 2009 5:14 AM GMT
Oh....the possibilities. This man will have a VERY GOOD morning to say the least if i get my way.
Mar 03, 2009 5:40 AM GMT
Not positive, but it would involve a shovel, a bag of lime, and possibly a wood chipper. I guess I'm kind of old fashioned that way.
surferdude110... Posts: 174
Mar 03, 2009 5:51 AM GMT
hey i'd stay and ask for more haha, he's HOT!
smartjocktex Posts: 12
Mar 03, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
aww he's a cutie, i'd stay in bed all day with him.
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 03, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
Dig_For_Fire saidNot positive, but it would involve a shovel, a bag of lime, and possibly a wood chipper. I guess I'm kind of old fashioned that way.


Ummmmm.....hmmmmm.


As for the guy above me....cook him breakfast so he can regain his strength for the next few rounds
secretlygay11 Posts: 26
Mar 05, 2009 4:31 PM GMT
Stay in bed, but we would sleep, that ofcourse is say we slept at all.
Mar 05, 2009 4:41 PM GMT
nysexy saidOh....the possibilities. This man will have a VERY GOOD morning to say the least if i get my w

ay.




Il est mon ' beau petit mignon'

D'abord, je prefere que je le prendre sortir au restaurant tranquille et puis...je mets ma main sous la table afin de sentir son. cul Ensuite, la chambre...........



Sorry...I am on a French kick today
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 09, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
id say "uh oh....well, did we have fun?"
Mar 09, 2009 1:03 AM GMT
Id ask him if it was his maple syrup or mine.
Mar 09, 2009 1:05 AM GMT
I would ask where his head is.... and then maybe go wakeboarding with him
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 09, 2009 1:12 AM GMT
scottycdn saidId ask him if it was his maple syrup or mine.


haha, awesome from one canadian to another, lol - maple syrup.

for you above me, id ask u to teach me how to wakeboard, after a second round, just so i get to see what i experienced drunk.

Mar 09, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
whosyourpaddy said
scottycdn saidId ask him if it was his maple syrup or mine.


haha, awesome from one canadian to another, lol - maple syrup.

for you above me, id ask u to teach me how to wakeboard, after a second round, just so i get to see what i experienced drunk.



triple threat - 3x times the canadian greatness, wakeboarding with both the boys above, beaver tails anyone?
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 09, 2009 1:19 AM GMT
omg how did u know, lol, ive been craving a beavertail from the ottawa canal the entire winter, lol, never made it there tho...

hmm, now i think id rather that than a second round with anyone
Mar 09, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
whosyourpaddy saidomg how did u know, lol, ive been craving a beavertail from the ottawa canal the entire winter, lol, never made it there tho...

hmm, now i think id rather that than a second round with anyone



haha, I was thinking on the boardwalk in Quebec City, but Ottawa would be nice, is there a Sens game coming up?

and "Damn, why's this guy covered in sugar and cinnamon"
Miasma Posts: 590
Mar 09, 2009 7:28 AM GMT
wonder if the guy was a good one or a bad one
feel bad i lost my virginity to a stranger
Mar 09, 2009 7:32 AM GMT
I would first ask where my boyfriend is...

Then we would start collaborating on a horror film.




Joe
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 10, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
Help him find his boyfriend while feeling VERY VERY VERY guilty.
HndsmKansan Posts: 5908
Mar 10, 2009 12:47 PM GMT
Well no doubt, NYSEXY and I would have alot to talk about.....
Rewaldd Posts: 2
Mar 10, 2009 1:06 PM GMT
i'd turn him over and give him hard wood!
Forsaken Posts: 19
Mar 10, 2009 1:22 PM GMT
id be speechles and just give him the best blow job!
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Mar 10, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
Scared to death, a headless torso in my bed..something out of a horror movie
NJDewd Posts: 355
Mar 10, 2009 2:47 PM GMT
Wondering how I am going to get out of being tied up
Mar 11, 2009 2:19 AM GMT
I'd wonder how you kept that flash in front of your while I fucked you last night and still in the morning...what's that all about?
fitman34 Posts: 16
Mar 11, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
I would show him how to put that camera down some time and live like animals....lol.... careless and free....

nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 11, 2009 3:25 AM GMT
I'd do LOTS of very naughty things to him...not all of them in bed
Mar 11, 2009 7:02 AM GMT
I'd wonder how I could have slept next to him. Then attack and hope for the best.
Mar 11, 2009 7:08 AM GMT
,,,id keep drinking


no offense

=)
Mar 11, 2009 7:36 AM GMT
demand another round
blakemonroe Posts: 89
Mar 11, 2009 8:00 AM GMT
fuck yea i would be happy and make him stay another night!
Mar 11, 2009 9:47 AM GMT
Lucky me!
how the hell did that happen?? wait, don't even think about it, I'd just savour the moment...

(And I hope it's a sunday with nothing to do but...)
guitarboi85 Posts: 175
Mar 11, 2009 10:32 AM GMT
wonder how vanilla ice got in my bed...then realize it wasn't him and i couldn't get any money
edmcntryguy Posts: 23
Mar 11, 2009 3:18 PM GMT
Hmmm! would roll over smile and hug and see what trouble I can get into again! Then again wouldn't mind any of the last 6 guys above me! How many is too much for the bed? Course could always stack 'em!
Mar 11, 2009 3:30 PM GMT
I'd grab him and fuck him with his 'dukes' still on.
Mar 11, 2009 3:32 PM GMT
I'd grab him - we'd hit the showers - and go for round two!
Mar 11, 2009 3:35 PM GMT
wait for him to wake up
say hi....
kiss...
and go for round two

NJDewd Posts: 355
Mar 11, 2009 7:25 PM GMT
Wonder where his partner was last night
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Mar 11, 2009 7:39 PM GMT
MJDEWD, tell him to put down the camera so we can get busy
Mar 11, 2009 7:40 PM GMT
let him tie me up!
Mar 11, 2009 7:45 PM GMT
thanks for the hot sex! can we be bfs?
Mar 11, 2009 7:45 PM GMT
Get back in bed
helium Posts: 328
Mar 11, 2009 7:50 PM GMT
Wanna go at it again for round #12???
Mar 11, 2009 8:03 PM GMT
Sure I'll just need to drink some gatorade first..
Mar 11, 2009 9:10 PM GMT
Ask him if he's ready for another round
Mar 11, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
massage his body...all over!
Mar 11, 2009 9:26 PM GMT
Play with his chest.
Mar 11, 2009 9:31 PM GMT
Command for coffee and a cigarette.
Mar 11, 2009 9:34 PM GMT
Stare at my beautiful blue eyes =)
jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 11, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
Tell him to roll over
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Mar 11, 2009 9:41 PM GMT
Praise the Lord and rip off his underwear
Mar 11, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
jcones80 saidTell him to roll over


And I thought that I was pawky. LOL
jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 11, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
go at it like rabbits
Sebastian18 Posts: 138
Mar 11, 2009 9:43 PM GMT
As his [ThelStrat's] bf if we could all relax the rest of the day in bed and call in for drinks on occasion.
jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 11, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
with three of us in bed I would need to get my rest at some point ;-)
Mar 11, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
wow this guy looks pissy
Jamesrific Posts: 413
Mar 11, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
" so, whos driving to SA?"
Mar 11, 2009 11:17 PM GMT
"strawberry milk shake or pizza?"
Sayrnas Posts: 665
Mar 11, 2009 11:18 PM GMT
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Mar 11, 2009 11:31 PM GMT
See how many licks it takes......

Mar 11, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
make him breakfast and .. to school
Sayrnas Posts: 665
Mar 11, 2009 11:38 PM GMT


There's an innuendo in there I assure you Thelstrat.

and krea...I'll stick to my first plan --->
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Mar 11, 2009 11:49 PM GMT
Hmmmm.....I would wake him up and ask where his undies are (I sleep naked, always) and does he feel he's gonna need'em for the next couple of hours......I bet not....Damn I'm bad!.
Mar 11, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
oh, there was a plot? - damn, i knew it i knew it

2 Tomi:
- let me check your back
Mar 13, 2009 6:25 PM GMT
I'd yell at him for making in the bed
Mar 13, 2009 8:41 PM GMT
Get up quietly, dress (if I was undressed), and quickly leave.

EDIT: damn, people posted before me.

Things would have been VERY different if it was Westporthunk!

EDIT 2: Jcones80 you deleted your post above mine!
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 13, 2009 9:14 PM GMT
jcones80

ummm, id be speechless and probabyly proceed to pat myself on the back for a job well done.

and then id suggest we try it again sober.
jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 13, 2009 9:14 PM GMT
edit: tell him he had nice arms and ask if he had fun
Mar 13, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
stay in bed and play some more!!
jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 13, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
whosyourpaddy saidjcones80

ummm, id be speechless and probabyly proceed to pat myself on the back for a job well done.

and then id suggest we try it again sober.


We would then stay in bed for the rest of the day and try many new ways of passing time
auryn Posts: 1883
Mar 13, 2009 9:34 PM GMT
Watch him and my partner get it on while I woke up and got ready for round 5.
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 13, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
jcones80 said
whosyourpaddy saidjcones80

ummm, id be speechless and probabyly proceed to pat myself on the back for a job well done.

and then id suggest we try it again sober.


We would then stay in bed for the rest of the day and try many new ways of passing time



ya, i definitely like your idea better than mine.
Mar 13, 2009 9:57 PM GMT
oh my, the bed's full of ...!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 14, 2009 12:18 AM GMT
make the bed then mess it up wiht him again ;-)
jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 14, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
shut my eyes, then wake up from that nightmare to find myself in bed alone!
Mar 14, 2009 4:44 AM GMT
jcones80 saidshut my eyes, then wake up from that nightmare to find myself in bed alone!


That's so mean!

With jcones80, I'd probably puke and get tested! The vain bitches are always the whores!
Mar 14, 2009 4:47 AM GMT
jcones80 said"shut my eyes, then wake up from that nightmare to find myself in bed alone!"<= This guy is above me. I pick him.

Fumigate.
ChillGuyCO Posts: 13
Mar 14, 2009 5:02 AM GMT
I would smile and shout "there is a God!"

then maybe do a backflip or something
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614
Mar 14, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
I'd tell him to stop jumping on the bed. He'll wake Rugger.
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 14, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
looknrnd said
jcones80 saidshut my eyes, then wake up from that nightmare to find myself in bed alone!


That's so mean!

With jcones80, I'd probably puke and get tested! The vain bitches are always the whores!


thanx for the back up :-) *hugs* fo looknrnd and Rugger


if i woke up to the guy above my lying in bed next to me, i'd probably wrap myslef around him and go back to sleep. We'll figure out what to do next when we both wake up
Mar 14, 2009 5:24 AM GMT
think, holy shit, how wasted was I?
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 14, 2009 5:30 AM GMT
hotshotcdn saidthink, holy shit, how wasted was I?


very....hehe

jcones80 Posts: 63
Mar 14, 2009 8:53 AM GMT
I would go see my doctor to find out why this nightmare keeps waking me up, but at the same time thank god that its only a nightmare and that Im safe and in the confront of my own bed alone!
BerkleeBoy118 Posts: 55
Mar 14, 2009 9:21 AM GMT
I'd be pretty happy =P
Mar 14, 2009 10:42 AM GMT
..let's dance...
Mar 14, 2009 11:01 AM GMT
Give him a full body massage, working extra long on that sexy chest of his.
junknemesis Posts: 646
Mar 14, 2009 11:27 AM GMT
Stay in bed with him, maybe tie him up with a few of his own scarves, when he wakes up, get to know him more (in any way he wants). Then I'd take him out on a proper date.
RPMSoccer Posts: 475
Mar 14, 2009 12:13 PM GMT
spoon him in my arms for a while until he wakes up...and then go from there
ripson23 Posts: 2
Mar 14, 2009 12:28 PM GMT
Niceguy1989 saidHi,

I'm trying to make up a new thread, a variant on the ones we already have.
Imagine this scenario. U were out on ur own partying and drinking. U drink a lil too much........

Next day u wake up next to the guy who posted above u and u just KNOW u had sex with him. What would u do?
-Would u stay in the bed with him?
-Would u sneak out?
-Other..........

(for the guy after me. I know i have a bad picture on my profile. Just post and ill unlock my pictures so u can see who i am and u can edit ur post, or not. AT least give me a chance )

have fun and dont insult too much
ripson23 Posts: 2
Mar 14, 2009 12:28 PM GMT
hell ya i would stay in da bed wit yu........would yu stay in bed wit me?
Mar 14, 2009 12:56 PM GMT
I wouldnŽt realise he was there as heŽs INVISIBLE

whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 14, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
we'd eat jelly beans and id pass off all the black ones to him


(read ur profile)
Mar 14, 2009 2:57 PM GMT
I'd have him do some lifeguard manuveurs on me and under me
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 14, 2009 11:10 PM GMT
oooh...ALOT of things
Mar 14, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
thank him for being cool with just sleeping platonically in my bed and not making a move on me.
JakeMatthews Posts: 266
Mar 14, 2009 11:36 PM GMT
stay in bed with him and do it all over again
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 14, 2009 11:38 PM GMT
for danielQQ

pinch myself and hope your still there
Mar 14, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
hope he didnt get any on me... re: last night ;)
Mar 14, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
hotshotcdn

give him head, obviously

Mar 14, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
Lock the door and call Guerrilla Sodomite to get the @#!* over here...jackpot!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 15, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
Run away to see if he can catch me...i'm assuming he will. Rest i leave up to him.
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 15, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
hotshotcdn saidhope he didnt get any on me... re: last night ;)


lol, naw i made it outta the bed in time.

for nysexy, id ask him whats for breakfast.
Mar 15, 2009 9:06 AM GMT
Take a tour of his Big Ben, while on a tour at the Big Ben.
Mar 15, 2009 9:12 AM GMT
oops, wrong London. haha
NJDewd Posts: 355
Mar 15, 2009 12:35 PM GMT
Blindfold him with that bandana and go for yet another round
Mar 15, 2009 3:25 PM GMT
Ask him. Was it good for you? And up for another?
Mar 15, 2009 3:32 PM GMT
If I were single and woke up next to KScott6671....

I'd make sure he signed the model release form before agreeing to un-cuff him. Then I'd make him breakfast
Mar 15, 2009 3:34 PM GMT
kscott6671 saidAsk him. Was it good for you? And up for another?


I'd ask him to do twenty situps with me standing over him naked..then we'd continue where we left off last night....then I'd ask him out for next Saturday
Mar 15, 2009 3:35 PM GMT
westporthunk said
kscott6671 saidAsk him. Was it good for you? And up for another?


I'd ask him to do twenty situps with me standing over him naked..then we'd continue where we left off last night....then I'd ask him out for next Saturday








UPPS THAT WAS FOR KCSCOTT....SORRY...SOMEONE JUMPED IN THERE WHILE i WAS WRITING
Mar 15, 2009 3:40 PM GMT
westporthunk said
westporthunk said
kscott6671 saidAsk him. Was it good for you? And up for another?


I'd ask him to do twenty situps with me standing over him naked..then we'd continue where we left off last night....then I'd ask him out for next Saturday








UPPS THAT WAS FOR KCSCOTT....SORRY...SOMEONE JUMPED IN THERE WHILE i WAS WRITING



Latinboy....If you were in bed next to me....you'd still be there until afternoon
Mar 15, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
Just say... Thank God!!!!!

Hey dude!!! i unlock my private for you!!!... now what you think?
NJDewd Posts: 355
Mar 15, 2009 7:53 PM GMT
Seek to shred his return plane tickets so he HAS to stay with me instead of returning to Panama!!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 16, 2009 5:56 AM GMT
Make breakfast for him
Mar 16, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
Get him to make be breakfast. ;)
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 16, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
lol...i meed yo brush up on my culinary skills...i'd make him breakfast as well
Mar 16, 2009 11:10 AM GMT
My god.. what have I done.. my boyfriend will kill me..
bigsmiles Posts: 38
Mar 16, 2009 11:20 AM GMT
Be real quiet since his parents are sleeping in the next room
HndsmKansan Posts: 5908
Mar 16, 2009 12:20 PM GMT
Break out the toothbrushes.....
Mar 16, 2009 12:26 PM GMT
Pinch myself
Mar 16, 2009 12:49 PM GMT
pinch his butt..
Mar 16, 2009 12:55 PM GMT
hmmmmm i'd probably say "finally someone local!"
Mar 16, 2009 1:02 PM GMT
Sahem.... IŽd jump out of the window























just to make sure I wasnŽt dreaming Then IŽd climb up the drain pipe and snuggle down.
jprichva Posts: 4651
Mar 16, 2009 1:42 PM GMT
Gently retrieve the whoopee cushion I'd placed under his butt the night before.
Mar 16, 2009 2:05 PM GMT
Run to the closest mirror and see if I have become Vince "the sham-wow" guy
DanielH Posts: 449
Mar 16, 2009 2:07 PM GMT
IDK, MY BFF JILL?
Mar 16, 2009 10:45 PM GMT
i'd vanish thinking - i'm too BAD for him )
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 16, 2009 10:47 PM GMT
i musta done sumthin right
Mar 16, 2009 10:48 PM GMT
I'd flip out...a mild anxiety attack...he'd be like 'just chile dude'...Id say 'Just sit there and don't say anything while I think"
Mar 16, 2009 10:55 PM GMT
hm.. i'm not that serious - i should learn to be..
Mar 16, 2009 10:59 PM GMT
im totally dreaming
Mar 18, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
Fuck!!! my boyfriend going to kill me!!!
but the night had too be really good
Mar 18, 2009 3:39 AM GMT
jerk off...on his back
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 18, 2009 3:46 AM GMT
Ride him like a harley on a very rough stretch of road.
Mar 18, 2009 4:00 AM GMT
make sure he didnt kill the protected species living in the wilds of my tight ass
Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 18, 2009 4:03 AM GMT
I'd look for his head!!!
Sladex Posts: 120
Mar 18, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
Run my hand through his hair, then toss him over and give him a good rim job
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 18, 2009 4:15 AM GMT
hotshotcdn saidmake sure he didnt kill the protected species living in the wilds of my tight ass


I would never. I'm a total nature lover.
Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 18, 2009 4:16 AM GMT
Sladex saidRun my hand through his hair, then toss him over and give him a good rim job


Hope to see you soon in my bed!
Mar 18, 2009 4:21 AM GMT
ohh..whatever he wanted..
nysexy Posts: 1518
Mar 18, 2009 5:59 AM GMT
have a HUGE smile on my face
Mar 18, 2009 6:43 PM GMT
have him apply pancakes with maple syrup in his crack..then proceed to have breakfast
withHonor Posts: 908
Mar 18, 2009 6:44 PM GMT
Dude, this is the SECOND time I ended up in bed with you AND how the hell did I end up in this side of the States?

...how was I btw?
Cowboiway Posts: 520
Mar 18, 2009 6:46 PM GMT
with honor, I would tie him down, grab the preacher man and make sure he never left.
Mar 18, 2009 11:35 PM GMT
i would fuck him some more ;]
jaason Posts: 4
Mar 19, 2009 12:40 AM GMT
i would grab the lube and pour some on his cock and work it all around with my hands...then i would get on all fours and apply some to my tight hole and say to him "get behind me and do what you do best!"
NJDewd Posts: 355
Mar 19, 2009 12:56 AM GMT
Take this "Photo in review" kiss it so sensually and hold it tight to my chest!
Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 19, 2009 12:57 AM GMT
I'd take a pic of his face and upload in his profile!
Mar 19, 2009 12:59 AM GMT
offer to pay for his therapist to deal with his no head issues, then run!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 1:05 AM GMT
Make sure the restraints are still tight.
Mar 19, 2009 1:09 AM GMT
thank him anyway he wanted for not clicking "ignore his posts" under my pic
Mar 19, 2009 1:14 AM GMT
He might be bad...but if pushed..I can be worse. I'd fuck him each time he said something nasty and after he was crying,like Helen Keller having Water spelled into her hand and getting it for the first time,. I'd hear him slowly say with much difficulty "I...I...am...a good...boy. I wan...wan..want to please my guy...each night and help old laides across the street (the words would be tumbling by now) as I go to work in my new non-profit job at the ashram where I start the hgh day by receiving a high Coffee colonic..."
Mar 19, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
This was not for the guy under me... it was for Guerilla....crap!


westporthunk saidHe might be bad...but if pushed..I can be worse. I'd fuck him each time he said something nasty and after he was crying,like Helen Keller having Water spelled into her hand and getting it for the first time,. I'd hear him slowly say with much difficulty "I...I...am...a good...boy. I wan...wan..want to please my guy...each night and help old laides across the street (the words would be tumbling by now) as I go to work in my new non-profit job at the ashram where I start the hgh day by receiving a high Coffee colonic..."
bandgeek618 Posts: 7
Mar 19, 2009 1:17 AM GMT
hotshotcdn saidthank him anyway he wanted for not clicking "ignore his posts" under my pic


from what i see in his pics i would go for more till chaffed, damn he's sexy good lookin lol
Mar 19, 2009 1:29 AM GMT
westporthunk saidThis was not for the guy under me... it was for Guerilla....crap!


westporthunk saidHe might be bad...but if pushed..I can be worse. I'd fuck him each time he said something nasty and after he was crying,like Helen Keller having Water spelled into her hand and getting it for the first time,. I'd hear him slowly say with much difficulty "I...I...am...a good...boy. I wan...wan..want to please my guy...each night and help old laides across the street (the words would be tumbling by now) as I go to work in my new non-profit job at the ashram where I start the hgh day by receiving a high Coffee colonic..."



gotta be quick to beat a hotshot.....

Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 19, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
Look for his head Again!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
Make him squeal like a pig.......again.
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 19, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
rub his head (the one on his neck, lol) i love shaved heads, oh alright, ill rub the other head too.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 1:50 AM GMT
whosyourpaddy saidrub his head (the one on his neck, lol) i love shaved heads, oh alright, ill rub the other head too.


WooHoo! For that I'll take your ball gag out.
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 19, 2009 1:52 AM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite said
whosyourpaddy saidrub his head (the one on his neck, lol) i love shaved heads, oh alright, ill rub the other head too.


WooHoo! For that I'll take your ball gag out.



AHHH, i just googled that, lol, scary and kinky. im now worried to see what leather outfit i woke up in.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 1:55 AM GMT
whosyourpaddy said
GuerrillaSodomite said
whosyourpaddy saidrub his head (the one on his neck, lol) i love shaved heads, oh alright, ill rub the other head too.


WooHoo! For that I'll take your ball gag out.



AHHH, i just googled that, lol, scary and kinky. im now worried to see what leather outfit i woke up in.


Wow, I feel slightly dirty, but rather empowered that you didn't know what a ball-gag is. That's kinda hot.
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 19, 2009 1:57 AM GMT


Wow, I feel slightly dirty, but rather empowered that you didn't know what a ball-gag is. That's kinda hot.[/quote]


haha, ya i find out new things everyday when i google some of the stuff i hear about in these forums.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 1:59 AM GMT
whosyourpaddy said

Wow, I feel slightly dirty, but rather empowered that you didn't know what a ball-gag is. That's kinda hot.



haha, ya i find out new things everyday when i google some of the stuff i hear about in these forums.[/quote]

And I always wanted to be a corrupting influence on someone.
Mar 19, 2009 2:13 AM GMT
bitch slap him for always waking up with Patrick, and then survey the damage from the savage butt plowing Im sure he had delievred
Sladex Posts: 120
Mar 19, 2009 3:04 AM GMT
Fuck him to see if his head pops up
Nautical Posts: 176
Mar 19, 2009 3:39 AM GMT
try to sneak out the door
JakeMatthews Posts: 266
Mar 19, 2009 3:47 AM GMT
I would definitley stay
Richact50 Posts: 3
Mar 19, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
I'm afraid I'd be arrested he looks so young!
Mar 19, 2009 4:22 AM GMT
I'd wonder where his face was!
jprichva Posts: 4651
Mar 19, 2009 4:31 AM GMT
Snap up his jammies and let him sleep until the school bus comes.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 4:34 AM GMT
Slap his ass and go to town.
Mar 19, 2009 4:42 AM GMT
Consider myself blessed because he is so much better than the Sea Monkeys I ordered and then chain him to my bedpost...for a change
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 4:44 AM GMT
The safe word is "pineapple".
Mar 19, 2009 4:57 AM GMT
quietly sob myself back to sleep hoping he's gone when I wake up
Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 19, 2009 4:59 AM GMT
jajajaja

This is not possible.
Each time I wanna answer, I find you as the last answer.

That means something?

Wanna wake up in bed with me to see what happens?

I guess after 3 times waking up next to you I will marry you or at least invite you to breakfast to your favoite restaurant.
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 19, 2009 5:03 AM GMT
hotshotcdn saidquietly sob myself back to sleep hoping he's gone when I wake up


think, oh god, ima go get tested, this one looks a lil scummy

Mar 19, 2009 5:06 AM GMT
buy this a guy a dictionary so he can spell, then blow him all morning
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Mar 19, 2009 5:07 AM GMT
yeesh, my dicks really itchy... but ill keep him down there then go get tested, lol
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 5:08 AM GMT
whosyourpaddy said
hotshotcdn saidquietly sob myself back to sleep hoping he's gone when I wake up


think, oh god, ima go get tested, this one looks a lil scummy



Ouch!

Post the previous night on x-tube.
Mar 19, 2009 5:11 AM GMT
i would remember you buying me a drink as the last thing i have in memory, and then steal your wallet before you wake up...
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 5:14 AM GMT
MeOhMy saidi would remember you buying me a drink as the last thing i have in memory, and then steal your wallet before you wake up...


Remember to adjust the dosage for next time.
Mar 19, 2009 5:16 AM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite said
MeOhMy saidi would remember you buying me a drink as the last thing i have in memory, and then steal your wallet before you wake up...


Remember to adjust the dosage for next time.


i guess that worked, i woke up next to you again... i guess i'll just remain in bed and steal your wallet later
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 5:17 AM GMT
MeOhMy said
GuerrillaSodomite said
MeOhMy saidi would remember you buying me a drink as the last thing i have in memory, and then steal your wallet before you wake up...


Remember to adjust the dosage for next time.


i guess that worked, i woke up next to you again... i guess i'll just remain in bed and steal your wallet later


You're welcome to it. It has cab fair and your usually fee.
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Mar 19, 2009 5:18 AM GMT
Do adult things
Mar 19, 2009 5:19 AM GMT
try to find the key to the handcuffs i am in
Mar 19, 2009 5:28 AM GMT
Mar 19, 2009 4:25 PM GMT
I'd fuck him...again! Then I'd tell him to stop posting pics with Women in them. Women...feh...just made of all fat and bone
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 9:02 PM GMT
Shove his face in the pillow pound him like little bitch.
Mar 19, 2009 9:20 PM GMT
use the remaining lube to escape from the restraints and then call the police.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 19, 2009 9:21 PM GMT
use the rest of the chloroform.
Mar 19, 2009 9:22 PM GMT
roll over and smile - that was for lostboy


for GS - pick up the weeping from the last time this happened
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 20, 2009 1:26 AM GMT
Flip a coin and make either sweet tender love or break out the hood and the riding crop again.
Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 20, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
hahaha, he is so sweet... I'd stay all day in bed with him
Mar 20, 2009 3:06 AM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidShove his face in the pillow pound him like little bitch.


Gee..I think he thinks I am hot..is that good?
Sladex Posts: 120
Mar 20, 2009 1:23 PM GMT
I'll see if his ass twitches if I lick it
Lozzano Posts: 155
Mar 20, 2009 1:30 PM GMT
Repeat the last night action!
Mar 20, 2009 2:20 PM GMT

Stroke that cute little beard; stare into those beautiful (brown?) eyes; and then a deep good morning kiss.
Mar 20, 2009 11:08 PM GMT
"santa? all I remember is sitting your lap, and now Im here"
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Mar 20, 2009 11:19 PM GMT
Go for round 2.
Mar 20, 2009 11:25 PM GMT
ask him if that was his nightstick in my back or if he was just happy to see me..
Mar 21, 2009 12:02 AM GMT
After we went over to the computer (with coffee in hand) where I made him post a face shot on this site..I'd push him on the bed on his back with his legs wide open....and the rest....would be history
jprichva Posts: 4651
Mar 21, 2009 12:06 AM GMT
Send him out for bagels and a copy of the New York Times.
Mar 22, 2009 6:12 AM GMT
I feed him bagels and read him the new york times while we drink coffee and play footsie.. for starters...
Mar 22, 2009 6:14 AM GMT
Help him find the cream cheese.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 22, 2009 6:16 AM GMT
stick it in?
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Mar 22, 2009 6:22 AM GMT
Have sex to Cher
Mar 22, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
make babies
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 22, 2009 6:32 AM GMT
make butt babies and then abort them with a rusty coat hanger.
Mar 22, 2009 6:33 AM GMT
ask why the hell he isnt at the Mobil buying ice cream sandwiches
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Mar 22, 2009 6:35 AM GMT
pin him down and stuff the skinny bitches face with ice cream sammiches.
Mar 22, 2009 6:52 AM GMT
shit the bed so this guy never drugs and drags me home again
Mar 22, 2009 2:59 PM GMT
fuck him over my 19th ironing board made from a stuffed Guerillasodomite
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Apr 01, 2009 10:52 AM GMT
id stay in bed;)
junknemesis Posts: 646
Apr 01, 2009 10:56 AM GMT
I would stay in bed and get to know more of his rare extroverted personality.

EDIT: Maybe I would'nt have a choice if I were enchanted by those spectral blue eyes.
Apr 01, 2009 11:27 AM GMT
scream like a japanese porn star and crush his head between my monsterish thighs then have breakfast out on the terrace overlooking the water and delightfully maintained gardens with GuiltyGear
junknemesis Posts: 646
Apr 01, 2009 11:30 AM GMT
(to liltanker) Ohhh... What a way to go. (sigh)

But If it was kRakajak I would stay in bed. (This is assuming my head isnt a mess of goo from liltankers thighs)
Apr 01, 2009 11:30 AM GMT
blow him till our son knocks on door!


um was 4 mr kraka
Sayrnas Posts: 665
Apr 01, 2009 11:38 AM GMT
Hi yo!!!
Apr 01, 2009 12:09 PM GMT
Id tell him to cook me breakfast.... Then once im done with breakfast, ill tell him to get the paper.

I dont get the paper....


the door now closes and locks....



haha i kid...

Apr 01, 2009 12:16 PM GMT
I'd pinch myself to see if I were dreaming.
Apr 01, 2009 12:23 PM GMT
kRakaJak saidyeah dude you'd be dreamin




Ha Thanks! I'm sure I would be...
Apr 01, 2009 1:06 PM GMT
I'd say "Let's hit the gym, shower and do it again!"
JakeMatthews Posts: 266
Apr 01, 2009 1:07 PM GMT
I would hope he would stay
Apr 01, 2009 1:08 PM GMT
give him some sunscreen
Mikeylikesit Posts: 598
Apr 01, 2009 1:12 PM GMT
I can't say it in a public forum......LOL....
jockalone Posts: 27
Apr 01, 2009 2:47 PM GMT
rinse lather repeat with him
seanp7 Posts: 354
Apr 01, 2009 2:48 PM GMT
If his pic was the view, I would try to find his face.
Apr 01, 2009 2:49 PM GMT
Slap him with 11" of limp uncut c*ck.

(embellished)
Apr 01, 2009 2:50 PM GMT
Pinch myself, and start suckin'!
junknemesis Posts: 646
Apr 01, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
I would stay, hope he stays, and then ask him what I should make for breakfast if he does.
Apr 01, 2009 3:02 PM GMT
junknemesis saidI would stay, hope he stays, and then ask him what I should make for breakfast if he does.


Oh wow, I'm usually the cook - this is a treat! Eggs Florentine please...but make it back to bed quickly!!!
Apr 01, 2009 6:01 PM GMT
Smile and ask if it was good for him too.
Apr 01, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
whatever he wanted me too.....anything...well almost
Apr 01, 2009 6:07 PM GMT
Muscl1 saidwhatever he wanted me too.....anything...well almost


I can think of several things and you would like all of them
Apr 01, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
kscott6671 said
Muscl1 saidwhatever he wanted me too.....anything...well almost


I can think of several things and you would like all of them


OK by me! ANYTHING
Apr 02, 2009 1:12 AM GMT
RuggerATX saidSlap him with 11" of limp uncut c*ck.

(embellished)

your not uncut then?? *sniffs* damn
mnjock2003 Posts: 750
Apr 02, 2009 1:14 AM GMT
I'd do a happy dance.
kinetic Posts: 1078
Apr 02, 2009 1:14 AM GMT
I'd say hi, jump in the shower and then ask if he wanted to join me.
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Apr 02, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
Would join him.....
Apr 02, 2009 1:27 AM GMT
You're hot, whats for breakfast?
carabin Posts: 376
Apr 02, 2009 1:28 AM GMT
kinetic: i'd check for ID and congratulate him on good music taste.
Apr 02, 2009 1:30 AM GMT
Ask him if he knew where my boyfriend went and where I could find him.
Apr 02, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
1. make sure I wasn't dreaming.

2. pat myself on the back for a job well done.

3. think up a prank to pull on him before he wakes up.
JrdnS Posts: 142
Apr 02, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
I would be amazed by the fact that I could travel through time...

what would you do if.... wake

rock17j Posts: 235
Apr 02, 2009 1:31 AM GMT
stop and stare
Apr 02, 2009 1:35 AM GMT
sit up, gasp and shriek, 'where's whosyourpaddy?"
rock17j Posts: 235
Apr 02, 2009 1:39 AM GMT
haha huh??

i would ask where is ur head, but pretty nice bod!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 02, 2009 1:40 AM GMT
Take embarrassing pics on my phone to post on rj and then catch a cab.
Apr 02, 2009 1:42 AM GMT
I'd congratulate myself on administering the correct dosage of flunitrazepam.
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Apr 02, 2009 1:42 AM GMT
RuggedRanger15 saidYou're hot, whats for breakfast?


WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
kinetic Posts: 1078
Apr 02, 2009 1:45 AM GMT
Hands off! we already ate in the shower.

jhelling Posts: 116
Apr 02, 2009 2:31 AM GMT
Stay in bed and cuddle!
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Apr 02, 2009 2:36 AM GMT
kinetic saidHands off! we already ate in the shower.



Okees, got my proteinshake....yepp I do swallow. Lol!
Apr 02, 2009 2:46 AM GMT
i would grab him and kiss for hours......
JakeMatthews Posts: 266
Apr 02, 2009 2:49 AM GMT
kiss and cuddle him
Apr 02, 2009 2:53 AM GMT
Gee I've always wanted to see Helsinki. Let's fuck and then take me touring
jprichva Posts: 4651
Apr 02, 2009 2:55 AM GMT
I'd wonder what the hell I'd done right to deserve it.
zachdust Posts: 201
Apr 02, 2009 3:18 AM GMT
Id wonder what in the hell he had done right to deserve it, jk

Id be hospitable, make us some bacon and eggs for breakfast and be on my way
Apr 02, 2009 3:21 AM GMT
Relax and enjoy the fact that he'd be making eggs for breakfast(Not a fan of bacon). Egg whites only please.
pouncer Posts: 150
Apr 02, 2009 4:05 AM GMT
Zach if I woke up next to your fine frame one morning I'd have surely have to exorcise you of such arrogance and pomp. And the best way I can see to do that would be to adopt the mount position and suck it from your mouth.
Apr 02, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
Seeing his ecclectic like in music, I'd turn him on to some less well known incredible music from the late 70's - late 80s. Then..I'd send him off to school...via the backdoor!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 02, 2009 2:20 PM GMT
high five!
Apr 02, 2009 2:27 PM GMT
1) Leave behind the $30 I owed him from the night before

2) Recommend someone to treat the sores that will inevitably appear that afternoon.
wagen22302 Posts: 186
Apr 02, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
Oh dayum. I'm a lucky, lucky man.

I guess I would do whatever I thought I could get away with. LOL>
Apr 02, 2009 3:28 PM GMT
Lick...everywhere.
beachhunk2009 Posts: 97
Apr 02, 2009 3:31 PM GMT
first id check out the goods
then probably go back to bed
Apr 02, 2009 3:34 PM GMT
Ouch!

Pretty jerky.
jhelling Posts: 116
Apr 02, 2009 3:41 PM GMT
I'd play with him:-p
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 02, 2009 4:21 PM GMT
make sure the restraints are nice and tight so he couldn't flee in terror.
a1972guy Posts: 3008
Apr 02, 2009 4:23 PM GMT
GuerrillaSodomite saidmake sure the restraints are nice and tight .


YUP!!! I would!
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Apr 02, 2009 4:46 PM GMT
Wonder why he was pointing and yelling at me
JakeMatthews Posts: 266
Apr 02, 2009 5:07 PM GMT
I would stay with him
bryanedwardcl... Posts: 33
Apr 02, 2009 5:11 PM GMT
I'd wake with a big ole grin and stay (smile).
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 03, 2009 3:26 AM GMT
unplug the alarm clock, sloce the shades and curtains and have my way wiht him
Sladex Posts: 120
Apr 04, 2009 5:35 AM GMT
flip him on his stomach and bury his face in the pillows and ride his ass
Apr 04, 2009 6:24 AM GMT
**slaps himself in the forehead** i could have had a V8!
Apr 04, 2009 6:28 AM GMT
Share that V8?
Sladex Posts: 120
Apr 05, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
NiCkWoLf said**slaps himself in the forehead** i could have had a V8!


Trust me if I wake up in bed next to you I'll beat myself
Apr 05, 2009 2:30 PM GMT
NiCkWoLf said**slaps himself in the forehead** i could have had a V8!


I'd tell you there is more to life than modeling underwear..then I'd leave and go see 'Guy next Door' because we had a date for sex and a movie
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 06, 2009 3:30 AM GMT
Make him cancel his date wiht GuynextDoor and "entertain" him...i want to keep both him and guynextdoor for myself.

I'm greedy...lol
Apr 06, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
ay papi.... tell him what I want for breakfast
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 06, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
Make him breakfast.
Apr 06, 2009 3:52 AM GMT
If I woke up next to hotshot, I'd cuddle with him when I first wake up, rub his chest and stomach with both hands. Then I'd ask what he wanted to do next. The rest is up to him.
Mash4077 Posts: 26
Apr 06, 2009 3:56 AM GMT
Give him a tongue bath..
a1972guy Posts: 3008
Apr 06, 2009 4:04 AM GMT
Take a deep breath and say.... Another round?!?!?!?!?!
Apr 06, 2009 4:06 AM GMT
mmmm pork chops
whosyourpaddy Posts: 349
Apr 06, 2009 4:08 AM GMT
oh, u again? and roll back over.
Apr 06, 2009 4:10 AM GMT
where'd your mom go, get back to your room.
Apr 06, 2009 4:10 AM GMT
i'd say .... "lots of fun hours ahead"........
Mash4077 Posts: 26
Apr 06, 2009 4:18 AM GMT
a1972guy saidTake a deep breath and say.... Another round?!?!?!?!?!


...oh yea...at least until noon.
Sladex Posts: 120
Apr 06, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
Cancel all my plans for the day looks like its gonna be a long session in bed.
Apr 06, 2009 5:18 AM GMT
It depends if I have a chance to run. If I cant, I might as well just tell him to put the harness on me and then I'd pray!
joarky123 Posts: 106
Apr 06, 2009 5:29 AM GMT
cuddle!
Apr 06, 2009 5:40 AM GMT
1. get a picture of his face.
2. make sure he had a good time.
cbrett Posts: 393
Apr 06, 2009 5:46 AM GMT
i would have some ice cream
and maybe have some more sex
Apr 06, 2009 6:09 AM GMT
I'd flip him face down - and go for round two!
Apr 06, 2009 6:13 AM GMT
Id tell him that he still smells like the last guy he banged so get the fuck out of my bed and take the sheet with him lol
Apr 06, 2009 6:21 AM GMT
Wrestle him out of my bed ASAP



Then do him on my floor....
Apr 06, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
Grab his ass with one hand and mess with his hair with the other hand - his hair just looks so fun!
Apr 07, 2009 3:11 AM GMT
Roll over on my back and set him down on my,,,,,
Apr 07, 2009 3:13 AM GMT
TheGuyNextDoor saidRoll over on my back and set him down on my,,,,,


Oh, I see how it is...I have to do all the work! Mmmhhhmmm...

Apr 07, 2009 3:13 AM GMT
while ur at u climb aboard here too...
WolfRain Posts: 315
Apr 07, 2009 3:16 AM GMT
TheGuyNextDoor saidRoll over on my back and set him down on my,,,,,


Apr 07, 2009 3:17 AM GMT
I'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.
Apr 07, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


While on his stomach--- I'll get the baking soda and vinegar... turn his hole into an elementary volcano school project!. "Science Rules!"
Apr 07, 2009 3:31 AM GMT
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


PERFECT !
Apr 07, 2009 3:33 AM GMT
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


PERFECT !


I'll have to go first.... TGND will leave him too loose ;)
Apr 07, 2009 3:35 AM GMT
hotshotcdn said
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


PERFECT !


I'll have to go first.... TGND will leave him too loose ;)


Aint that the truth!!! I'll need Scuba to find a science class interested in putting my ass back together.
Apr 07, 2009 3:47 AM GMT
looknrnd said
hotshotcdn said
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


PERFECT !


I'll have to go first.... TGND will leave him too loose ;)


Aint that the truth!!! I'll need Scuba to find a science class interested in putting my ass back together.


Well, I would say "I'll be gentle,,, but I don't make a very good liar"
Apr 07, 2009 3:50 AM GMT
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd said
hotshotcdn said
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


PERFECT !


I'll have to go first.... TGND will leave him too loose ;)


Aint that the truth!!! I'll need Scuba to find a science class interested in putting my ass back together.


Well, I would say "I'll be gentle,,, but I don't make a very good liar"


Tony,

You know full well that I don't want it gentle! You do whatever you want!!!!! Just make sure I can feel every bit of you against my body and that I won't ever forget the experience!
Apr 07, 2009 3:52 AM GMT
looknrnd said
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd said
hotshotcdn said
TheGuyNextDoor said
looknrnd saidI'm not in a riding mood this evening for some reason. I'll just lay on my stomach and ya'll do to me whatever you want.


PERFECT !


I'll have to go first.... TGND will leave him too loose ;)


Aint that the truth!!! I'll need Scuba to find a science class interested in putting my ass back together.


Well, I would say "I'll be gentle,,, but I don't make a very good liar"


Tony,

You know full well that I don't want it gentle! You do whatever you want!!!!! Just make sure I can feel every bit of you against my body and that I won't ever forget the experience!


Go get the Electro-stim Unit!!
Apr 07, 2009 4:01 AM GMT
cjcscuba1984 said
looknrnd
Go get the Electro-stim Unit!!


DID someone call my name ??? hehe...
Apr 07, 2009 4:03 AM GMT
WolfRain Posts: 315
Apr 07, 2009 4:09 AM GMT
looknrnd saidfunny pictures
moar funny pictures


Hahah I want one!! I want to take Her/him home.
Apr 07, 2009 4:11 AM GMT
911 (only if he was w/the cat, that is)
WolfRain Posts: 315
Apr 07, 2009 4:14 AM GMT
MuscleToronto said911


Hahah ok i set myself up for that one, Jeez MT, as a pet!!

Not for what you were thinking
Apr 07, 2009 8:56 AM GMT
This could work.....hehe
Sayrnas Posts: 665
Apr 07, 2009 10:29 AM GMT
Hehe...heheheheh...eheh-hahah...AHhahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahah

Someones going to be tired again ruul soon
gymguy81 Posts: 205
Apr 07, 2009 10:41 AM GMT
roll over on top of him and lock lips
Latenight30 Posts: 340
Apr 07, 2009 11:39 AM GMT
have him stick it in again.
Apr 07, 2009 2:41 PM GMT
Smile and say; "There realy is a God."
misteryguy4 Posts: 6
Apr 07, 2009 3:00 PM GMT
Would lay down, wondering how could I not remember having sex with such hunk??
a1972guy Posts: 3008
Apr 07, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
misteryguy4 saidWould lay down, wondering how could I not remember having sex with such hunk??


Have at it AGAIN!!!
paradox42 Posts: 5
Apr 07, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
I'd say, "Thanks for the welcome! Have fun in Denver! So... where are the good bear bars around here?"
Apr 08, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
I'd say...'Geez was I drunk last night. Did my snoaring keep you up buddy?
Can I use your phone....gotta call my boyfriend"
Apr 08, 2009 12:07 AM GMT
check my wallet for any missing money
HotBoyJoshua Posts: 23
Apr 08, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
prob try to figure out what the hell i did last night... then id take one look at those abs and it wouldn't even matter haha - so hot
InsatiableBlo... Posts: 243
Apr 08, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
I would finally be able to see what mr. headless looks like!
Apr 08, 2009 12:14 AM GMT
Hotboyjosh -Run over to the closest modeling agency and sign up to do Abercrombie
HotBoyJoshua Posts: 23
Apr 08, 2009 12:16 AM GMT
InsatiableBloom saidI would finally be able to see what mr. headless looks like!


not entirely sure i understand
Apr 08, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
wonder why im letting some chick lick my ear...probably the same reason I went sky diving....cause im crazy! then massage my rock hard abs!
crownroyal117 Posts: 242
Apr 08, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
Cut his hair.
EnanoM Posts: 66
Apr 08, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
I'd wonder how much I drank and then ask for a repeat of the night before LOL
bamaboy_71 Posts: 49
Apr 08, 2009 3:16 AM GMT
i would say good morning and what ya want for breakfast
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 08, 2009 3:30 AM GMT
tell him to hang on tight and enjoy the ride as i get back on top of him
Apr 08, 2009 12:28 PM GMT
Show him a new twist to breakfast in bed,,,
pedroc954 Posts: 335
Apr 08, 2009 1:06 PM GMT
Thank the gay sex Gods!
Guy19pta Posts: 2
Apr 08, 2009 1:12 PM GMT
I guess I'd be 'cumming back for more'.. hehe
waxon Posts: 559
Apr 08, 2009 1:20 PM GMT
well brush my teeth first. then boink him in the shower for hours ending on the bed again... lather rinse repeat
Apr 08, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
tie him up, start again
Apr 08, 2009 8:04 PM GMT
Ask him if he's ready for another
Apr 08, 2009 8:07 PM GMT
kscott6671 saidAsk him if he's ready for another


What he said.....
waxon Posts: 559
Apr 08, 2009 8:09 PM GMT
leroux saidtie him up, start again


um...i think we should be best friends...
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Apr 08, 2009 8:17 PM GMT
I'd close my eyes again, pretending I'm asleep and wait for him to wake up and let him decide.......
Apr 08, 2009 8:20 PM GMT
TomiR1 saidI'd close my eyes again, pretending I'm asleep and wait for him to wake up and let him decide.......

I'd let you decide.
surferdude110... Posts: 174
Apr 08, 2009 8:22 PM GMT
whatever he pleases
TomiR1 Posts: 327
Apr 08, 2009 8:50 PM GMT
kscott6671 said
TomiR1 saidI'd close my eyes again, pretending I'm asleep and wait for him to wake up and let him decide.......

I'd let you decide.


Okees, then we both would pretend to be sound asleep and wait for hours....hopefully your bladder is smaller than mine, LOL!
swimbikerun Posts: 1983
Apr 08, 2009 8:51 PM GMT
surferdude1101 saidwhatever he pleases
Ummm...card him to make sure I'm not going to jail!
Apr 09, 2009 3:22 AM GMT
tie him to my bed before he swims, bikes or runs away from me....
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 09, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
do very very naughty things to him
Apr 09, 2009 1:39 PM GMT
Yet,,,, DO even NAUGHTIER things to him,,,, again and again and again in a really BIG way...
Mutty Posts: 1163
Apr 09, 2009 1:43 PM GMT
Cuddle up to him
EnanoM Posts: 66
Apr 09, 2009 7:27 PM GMT
I'd ask him...."why is my ass so sore?"

Apr 09, 2009 8:30 PM GMT
Show him WHY his ASS is so sore......




LOL... Yeah man,, I think you are Big enough for this ride,,, Come on now.. you are not scared of heights are you??? hehe....
OK, OK... guilty as charged...
WolfRain Posts: 315
Apr 09, 2009 8:37 PM GMT
Ask him "if I'm big enough to try this ride?"...
Wait...I'm thinking out loud again... Damn it!
(I blame you for unlocking for me)
EnanoM Posts: 66
Apr 09, 2009 9:04 PM GMT
poke him in the chest and ask if I can get a repeat of the night's events...in very realistic detail and in slow mo if possible
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
Apr 09, 2009 9:13 PM GMT
Blame it on the tequila
theatre_geek Posts: 25
Apr 09, 2009 9:24 PM GMT
I certainly wouldn't leave, but I would keep wondering how I managed to hook such a cutie.
Apr 10, 2009 12:30 AM GMT
I'd give him some audition tips and take off
know_wunder Posts: 324
Apr 10, 2009 12:45 AM GMT
don't give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself...

lol, j/k.

i'd say, hit the road jack!
Apr 10, 2009 2:41 AM GMT
And I'd say 'With pleasure...adios big mouth'
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 10, 2009 4:20 AM GMT
smile...kiss him...hold him (or let him hold me) then i'd have my way wiht him....again.
luckybri23 Posts: 14
Apr 10, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
Call a cab. Then cry.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 10, 2009 4:34 AM GMT
steal his undies, make my getaway and nail them to my headboard.
Apr 10, 2009 5:12 AM GMT
Smile and tell him to stop screaming Pineapple.
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM GMT
Do stuff to him
Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM GMT
just about anything he wanted ;)
Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM GMT
Ditto!
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM GMT
Well, if both the ones above me are there.........
trainerkp Posts: 156
Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM GMT
Hmm, well this is interesting. I've been waiting to be under Guerilla on one of these guy above you things. Maybe I'll get to find out what we'd do someday soon.
Mash4077 Posts: 26
Apr 11, 2009 4:06 PM GMT
See if he can pass my guard
Apr 11, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
Get on top of him....again...........
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 12, 2009 12:46 AM GMT
Apr 12, 2009 4:51 AM GMT
Oppps...too busy fucking,,, forgot the original question...
Apr 12, 2009 4:53 AM GMT
Ask him if next year he can get me into the Master's?
a2andy Posts: 56
Apr 12, 2009 4:57 AM GMT
haha
first, i would check for any broken bones... on me.
second, i'd raid his refrigerator for OJ and pour a huge glass. of course i'd offer some to him too

nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 12, 2009 5:08 AM GMT
breakfast???
fruits Posts: 134
Apr 12, 2009 5:34 AM GMT

First of all I would have to go take a shower, clean myself , and then go prepare him a breakfast that he likes.
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 12, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
Be shocked at his culinary skills and hope he's in the mood to go back to bed and...ahem ahem.
fever_man Posts: 226
Apr 15, 2009 7:24 PM GMT
pull his mouth open!
Hickram Posts: 103
Apr 15, 2009 10:20 PM GMT
break out the champagne to celebrate his first time!

besides, it goes great with cherries.
Apr 15, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
Kiss him all over
joarky123 Posts: 106
Apr 15, 2009 10:35 PM GMT
ask him to kiss me all over. ;) haha.
Apr 15, 2009 10:40 PM GMT
Ask him if he want to go at it again
Apr 15, 2009 11:00 PM GMT
joarky123 saidask him to kiss me all over. ;) haha.


And I would
Apr 15, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
I'd remind him that the dishes weren't done...Stare politely at his a** while he finished 'em
joarky123 Posts: 106
Apr 15, 2009 11:07 PM GMT
SouthernGuy said
joarky123 saidask him to kiss me all over. ;) haha.


And I would


hey man..i mean...you do what you gotta do right?
pedroc954 Posts: 335
Apr 15, 2009 11:20 PM GMT
Try to put out 'his fire' over and over again!
Apr 15, 2009 11:22 PM GMT
Roll you over and and go at again
Apr 15, 2009 11:29 PM GMT
whatever he wants..
zachdust Posts: 201
Apr 15, 2009 11:48 PM GMT
find the lube and wake him up with a little surprise
SanDiegoNewbi... Posts: 68
Apr 15, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
bikingOH saidwhatever he wants..


...again...and again...and again
Apr 15, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
again.. whatever he wants!
Apr 15, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
bikingOH saidagain.. whatever he wants!


HUM Make out
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 17, 2009 8:58 PM GMT
Hope to sample more of his "southern hospitality"
Mutty Posts: 1163
Apr 17, 2009 9:05 PM GMT
Bitchslap him for locking me in a cage when Zimster went away...

hehe j/k...

cuddle up to him
mnjock2003 Posts: 750
Apr 17, 2009 9:08 PM GMT
I would be all " Holy sh*t, I am in bed with the hottest guy in Malta according to the realjock hotlist ratings!!"
Apr 17, 2009 9:09 PM GMT
Wake him up... he seems like he would be more fun awake than asleep.
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 18, 2009 12:35 AM GMT
Gasp and exclaim "MeOhMy!!!!!!"....smile and do whatever he likes.
Apr 18, 2009 12:40 PM GMT
Fuck him on the couch on his stomach
Apr 21, 2009 1:12 PM GMT
I would ask myself what did I do . I never drink that much and dam what am I going to do now.I hope he don't kill me,please let me go please I'm not going to tell please please let me go. I'll give you money or what ever just not sex please please....... you look like a top so am I it just would not work sorry.





Then I would put your drunk butt out...
nutsoforu Posts: 14
Apr 22, 2009 5:09 AM GMT
wow I'd prolly throw up
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 22, 2009 5:37 AM GMT
Geez...i have absolutely no idea. I'd defintiely be a bit traumatized...maybe a little disgusted at my self for corrupting the youth. I'll defintitely pray that his pants are still on under the covers.
Apr 22, 2009 5:44 AM GMT
id scream terrorist


okay that was mean but i would scream
Apr 22, 2009 5:45 AM GMT
I'd probably be sore...

so i guess.... struggle to move??

or pat myself on the back for a job well done.
Apr 22, 2009 5:48 AM GMT
omg hahah

and ill tell you to put your red leather pants back on and take the ghetto chain with you.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614
Apr 22, 2009 5:49 AM GMT
Pass out again. I'm prone to fainting in the presence of muscle boys.
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 5:50 AM GMT
theonslaught saidomg hahah

and ill tell you to put your read leather pants back on and take the ghetto chain with you.


I'd get tested as soon as I could.

But...

If I woke up next to Mickey I'd say my prayers and thank jesus everyday
Apr 22, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
Krakajack:

I would not let him leave.


Sean:
I would sing "O Canada"



Oh, and Theonslought..... I'd teach him how to spell:

"read" isnt a colour.

just like i have never "red" a book.

you'll get it eventually.
Apr 22, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
I'd probably give u a high-five because I love to give high-fives when it is not appropriate to give one.
Apr 22, 2009 5:53 AM GMT
Sean_85 said
theonslaught saidomg hahah

and ill tell you to put your read leather pants back on and take the ghetto chain with you.


I'd get tested as soon as I could.

But...

If I woke up next to Mickey I'd say my prayers and thank jesus everyday


yeah get tested, your eyes cause someone like you wold never have something this great in your bed......

And mr krak, he knows what ill do, cause it will happen every morning
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 5:54 AM GMT
kRakaJak saiddoes farting count as saying sumpin???


If I woke up next to you my love. I'd bleach my skin and set myself on fire.
RavenFire Posts: 29
Apr 22, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
I would just hog all the covers
Apr 22, 2009 5:57 AM GMT
This thread is taking a turn toward the "borderline inappropriate" path... and... ya... this is getting awkward... haaaa
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 5:58 AM GMT
theonslaught said
Sean_85 said
theonslaught saidomg hahah

and ill tell you to put your read leather pants back on and take the ghetto chain with you.


I'd get tested as soon as I could.

But...

If I woke up next to Mickey I'd say my prayers and thank jesus everyday


yeah get tested, your eyes cause someone like you wold never have something this great in your bed......

And mr krak, he knows what ill do, cause it will happen every morning


Trying to land you in bed would be setting the bar pretty low.
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 22, 2009 6:00 AM GMT
Hmmm...smile, say good morning...hope he enjoyed the actions of last night. See what he wants for breakfast...then maybe repeat actions of previous night.


That was for reinvented but also applies to seann_85....would be more than happy to have either or dare I say both of them in my bed. (ahhh...the wonders of wishful thinking...hehe)
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 6:02 AM GMT
Reinvented saidThis thread is taking a turn toward the "borderline inappropriate" path... and... ya... this is getting awkward... haaaa


Sorry bud. Krakajak and I have a mutual hate.. It can get that way sometimes. oh and his "ex" aka the same dude just a different alias is just as wonderful.
Apr 22, 2009 6:06 AM GMT
ex?

same dude?


Sean the only reason you hate me is cause i didnt send a message to you after one day... Be an adult man...sorry i didnt respond and left you waiting at computer. Never been a jerk till you started it....


Kraka and i are the same person? Really wow, and logged on at the same time, i guess i have two computers going.

Sean, really man. chill the hell out
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 6:09 AM GMT
kRakaJak saidcan the stupid canadian cakeboy set himself on fire and get it over and done with already??? DAMN! no sense in living this long if no one likes ya, right?


Dear Assface,

I hate your life more then you'll ever know..

Sean,
xoxo.
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 22, 2009 6:13 AM GMT
Sean_85 said
kRakaJak saidcan the stupid canadian cakeboy set himself on fire and get it over and done with already??? DAMN! no sense in living this long if no one likes ya, right?


Dear Assface,

I hate your life more then you'll ever know..

Sean,
xoxo.



WHOA!!!! Ummmmm......
jhelling Posts: 116
Apr 22, 2009 6:19 AM GMT
I would stay and cuddle!
Apr 22, 2009 6:22 AM GMT
snatch him
Chaos444 Posts: 500
Apr 22, 2009 6:25 AM GMT
hide from his, probably, angry boyfriend
Apr 22, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
give him a green card and say welcome.....

kidding

and sorry sean i feel stupid now... illl be an adult, sorry.


oops was meant for the guy above chaos
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 22, 2009 6:29 AM GMT
...i'll be polite and let him sleep while i let myself out.
Chaos444 Posts: 500
Apr 22, 2009 6:30 AM GMT
theonslaught saidgive him a green card and say welcome.....

kidding

and sorry sean i feel stupid now... illl be an adult, sorry.


oops was meant for the guy above chaos


i was quite confused . . . lol

but i would make sure me and onslaught never left bed for a few days . . .
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 6:32 AM GMT
theonslaught saidgive him a green card and say welcome.....

kidding

and sorry sean i feel stupid now... illl be an adult, sorry.


oops was meant for the guy above chaos


Sorry too Onslaught
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 22, 2009 6:34 AM GMT
kRakaJak saidthis is to the other me, aka, onslaught...stop teasing the skinny, aids-ridden, canadian, aka, SEAN. he's got enough to be sorry about not living in a real country an all.


nice
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 6:45 AM GMT
kRakaJak saidthis is to the other me, aka, onslaught...stop teasing the skinny, aids-ridden, canadian, aka, SEAN. he's got enough to be sorry about not living in a real country an all.


If i didn't know any better, i'd say you have a crush on me..
Apr 22, 2009 7:02 AM GMT
theonslaught saidgive him a green card and say welcome.....

kidding

and sorry sean i feel stupid now... illl be an adult, sorry.


oops was meant for the guy above chaos


LOL,

This wasn't funny to me. But if that what makes you feel superior, by bringing people down, makes me wonder why you’d waste your time doing it in the first place.

But,

the only thanks you be getting from me, is the day you treat people equally.

Apr 22, 2009 7:24 AM GMT
Do as much to him that I can before the chloroform wears off
cbrett Posts: 393
Apr 22, 2009 7:52 AM GMT
cuddle him lol
Apr 22, 2009 8:02 AM GMT
Ask him if it was good for him too
Apr 22, 2009 8:04 AM GMT
Smile hehe
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 22, 2009 8:04 AM GMT
Hope he doesn't run when he wakes up.
Sean85 Posts: 1951
Apr 22, 2009 8:06 AM GMT
wonder why their's a ball gag in my mouth and i'm tied down to the bed frame blind folded ;)
GuerrillaSodo... Posts: 2946
Apr 22, 2009 8:07 AM GMT
Sean_85 saidwonder why their's a ball gag in my mouth and i'm tied down to the bed frame blind folded ;)


It wasn't me. The voices took over again and made me do bad things.
ErikTaurean Posts: 1582
Apr 22, 2009 8:15 AM GMT
Say a silent prayer of thanks and then have my way with him again.
Apr 22, 2009 9:14 AM GMT
Is that muscles or is that Old age To: Nutsoforu
Apr 22, 2009 9:29 AM GMT
For the one on top : Man you got it going on , I would wake up and ask u for your number so we could get drunk and do it again but next time I would like to remember all of that u sexy man u. on the real tip look me up.....
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 25, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
Hmm....not sure...tell him where the bathroom is so he can wash up/shower...maybe breakfast then go on wiht my day.
fever_man Posts: 226
Apr 25, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
shaved his hairs!!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 25, 2009 5:04 AM GMT
fever_man saidshaved his hairs!!


Shave his head!!!
Apr 25, 2009 11:12 AM GMT
well after i get the hair out of mouth, i would look for my underwear kiss him on the cheek the ass or the face it look all the same to me and tell him thank you ill call u ok.....
Apr 25, 2009 1:19 PM GMT
Run!
Apr 25, 2009 1:41 PM GMT
he'd probably be up and running before i woke up
cbrett Posts: 393
Apr 25, 2009 1:53 PM GMT
slap his butt
stevendust Posts: 133
Apr 25, 2009 1:56 PM GMT
Check to see which hemisphere I was on...
Apr 25, 2009 1:57 PM GMT
wonder how the hell i got to southern california at first.... then shrug, decide it didn't matter, and curl up with SD for a bit longer
cbrett Posts: 393
Apr 25, 2009 2:10 PM GMT
more slapping i no he like it lol
Apr 25, 2009 2:11 PM GMT
some serious cuddling.
fever_man Posts: 226
Apr 25, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
nysexy said
fever_man saidshaved his hairs!!


Shave his head!!!


grow up man!
Apr 26, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
For Polobutt: Look into his eyes - smile - and say, "Hey Jeff - it's morning - how'd I get here?!" Then I'd ask him if his b.f. kept any guns around - and maybe lastly - should I be climbing out the window?
Apr 26, 2009 12:24 AM GMT
Jockbod48 saidFor Polobutt: Look into his eyes - smile - and say, "Hey Jeff - it's morning - how'd I get here?!" Then I'd ask him if his b.f. kept any guns around - and maybe lastly - should I be climbing out the window?


He will find out what I will do
Apr 26, 2009 12:25 AM GMT
i'd probably be like " hello salty goodness"

and then ask for round 2.
Apr 26, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
find out how old he was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 26, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
westporthunk saidfind out how old he was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He will find out
Apr 26, 2009 3:55 AM GMT
if i woke up next to SouthernGuy, i'd jump on that sh*t! Woof!
Apr 26, 2009 9:37 AM GMT
Your a cute guy but a little to young hell lets keep it real a lot to young so please lets keep it to our self, it had to be good or I would of been home by now. I bet that butt was tight well lets see how about we go round 2 you can only go to jail once . just jocking wishful thinking.
Apr 26, 2009 3:49 PM GMT
SouthernGuy said
westporthunk saidfind out how old he was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He will find out


Not you....I have no problem with your age stud So what would you do SG?
nysexy Posts: 1518
Apr 26, 2009 4:10 PM GMT
Ooh...i got you now!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! prepare to be violated....again!
Apr 26, 2009 6:09 PM GMT
Say; Roll over tough guy were doing it again.
Apr 26, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
id say make me breakfast with plenty of meat
Apr 26, 2009 6:12 PM GMT
Take my meds, look to see if he is still there, and if he is then apologize.
Apr 26, 2009 6:29 PM GMT
theonslaught saidid say make me breakfast with plenty of meat


Oh I've got some meat for you.
Apr 27, 2009 5:16 AM GMT
Ask for a double serving of that meat course...
Apr 27, 2009 5:20 AM GMT
Flip him - - - - - - - - my turn to top!
tommyclement Posts: 182
Apr 27, 2009 5:21 AM GMT
Roll over and let him do me again
Apr 28, 2009 4:04 PM GMT
nice bod..but no face photos...so..?????????
Riyan29 Posts: 14
May 01, 2009 3:31 PM GMT
Start biting and sucking on his nips til he woke up so we can start all over again.
May 01, 2009 3:33 PM GMT
i dunno! depends on what he looks like
nysexy Posts: 1518
May 01, 2009 3:59 PM GMT
breakfast, conversation, make out, copulate, rinse, repeat.
May 01, 2009 4:29 PM GMT
Fuck him hard and all day until he finally agrees to give me a dose of Tamiflu))))))))))))))))))))))

(Me ex was a Doctor...)
Hickram Posts: 103
May 01, 2009 10:56 PM GMT
bring him out to cali. cater to his adventuresome nature with mtn biking on some of the world-class trails around here. then on to surfing at the nude beach at san o'nofre - being verrry thorough in applying his sunscreen.

then home for a well earned massage. including prostate.

May 01, 2009 11:11 PM GMT
i would read to him from one of my novels while i stroke his head untill he falls asleep on my chest.
JohnnieRayRou... Posts: 113
May 01, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
Wake him up and see if he wanted to play. If not, we can always talk about literature.
ADAM330 Posts: 36
May 02, 2009 12:09 AM GMT
Give him a big wet kiss and work on him slowly with my tounge from head to toe.
nysexy Posts: 1518
May 06, 2009 4:08 AM GMT
taste every inch of him
May 06, 2009 4:38 AM GMT
ask him "what's your name again?"
fever_man Posts: 226
May 06, 2009 5:31 PM GMT
ask him which one of you guys is real girl?! haa
May 06, 2009 5:36 PM GMT
Chop the morning wood.
May 06, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
ask for seconds
May 06, 2009 5:42 PM GMT
Stick 'im for thirds.
May 06, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
rub his buzzed head
May 06, 2009 5:44 PM GMT
Spank him for rubbing my head. (I dislike having my head rubbed. )
May 06, 2009 5:47 PM GMT
awww, I bet it's fuzzy
May 06, 2009 5:48 PM GMT
*swat*
May 06, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
good thing I like a bit of spanking
scguy157 Posts: 52
May 06, 2009 5:53 PM GMT
pinch myself and wonder if i was really dreaming!lol
May 06, 2009 6:19 PM GMT
yum! cuddle!
May 06, 2009 6:21 PM GMT
He would find out in a heart beat what I would do
May 06, 2009 6:33 PM GMT
oof
fever_man Posts: 226
May 06, 2009 6:36 PM GMT
lick!
May 06, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
Give him a big kiss and say "Let's do it again."
May 06, 2009 6:53 PM GMT
Get sweaty.
May 06, 2009 6:56 PM GMT
RunintheCity saidGet sweaty.


Join me in the shower?
May 06, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
kscott6671 said
Join me in the shower?


Already have the water running....
May 06, 2009 7:05 PM GMT
Go for the morning round.
May 06, 2009 7:22 PM GMT
ask if we video recorded it as chances are i will have forgotten the experience if alcohol was involved.
adidas0783 Posts: 188
May 07, 2009 2:21 AM GMT
RunintheCity said
kscott6671 said
Join me in the shower?


Already have the water running....


Could I join as well??
May 07, 2009 2:23 AM GMT
Slide a little closer and fall back asleep...
adidas0783 Posts: 188
May 07, 2009 2:26 AM GMT
I would cuddle and of course would make a killer breakfast!
May 07, 2009 12:27 PM GMT
adidas0783 said

Could I join as well??


Please do.
scguy157 Posts: 52
May 07, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
tapper said "oof!"

what would i say...


Pull u in close and whisper in your ear the things that u love to hear, and wish we could do this forever. I am the hopeless romantic!.
Medic911 Posts: 130
May 07, 2009 1:58 PM GMT
Crawl on top of him and just lay there... fall asleep again, then wake up for round 2.
scguy157 Posts: 52
May 07, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
Any time u want to crawl on top of me... i'd think that i had died and gone to heaven!!!!!
May 07, 2009 2:01 PM GMT
Haul him into my snail shower - and slam him up against the wall under the water for round two.
Medic911 Posts: 130
May 07, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
Drag him to the couch and suck him off before round 2 which would take all day and consist of various acrobatic positions all over the house... what, you wanted honesty, right? Then I'd probably make him breakfast Guys get hungry after that sorta thing.


Anyway, I think it's funny that the guy who started this gave directions for the person below him

1) Post a comment. It doesn't have to be a real comment because after that...
2) Go to my page and click *send mail*
3) Ok, from there, a screen will pop-up... just type your name, age, and that you want me to unlock my private photos.
4) Wait for a response (please allow 4-6 hours as I am very, VERY busy)...
5) Look at my private photos.
6) Make your own judgements.
7) Don't be too mean... I mean I deserve a chance jst like everyone else.
8 ) Click back, back, back, back, back then edit your post so no one knows what you're talking about because my default picture is just two eyes.
9) Enjoy and spread the word!

Yeah! Fun!
May 07, 2009 2:14 PM GMT
Pull him away from all the typing he's doing and ravage him.
scguy157 Posts: 52
May 07, 2009 2:47 PM GMT
No way dude... 911 is all mine! lol
nysexy Posts: 1518
May 07, 2009 2:49 PM GMT
rock his world :-)
nutsoforu Posts: 14
May 08, 2009 1:30 AM GMT
wow
I'd probably throw up.
then proceed to cut my prick off.
May 08, 2009 1:34 AM GMT
For nysexy:

Since he likes swimming, probably see if he wanted to go for an AM swim, and then maybe have him show me around the town the rest of the day. Also, I'm an INTJ, we'd probably have a lot of nerdy stuff to talk about
fever_man Posts: 226
May 08, 2009 3:20 AM GMT
shave his asshole hairs, and fuck him!
jrs1 Posts: 1470
May 08, 2009 5:39 PM GMT

well ...

I don't know about fever_man, but waking up, going outside, laying down a tarp, soaping it down, and having a slip-n-slide ... would just about ' do it ' for me. haha.

agent925 Posts: 39
May 08, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
crawl back under the sheets, find out what i missed last night and go from there. lol
May 08, 2009 11:18 PM GMT
Rub his six pack and say, "g'morning" *smile*
NJDewd Posts: 355
May 08, 2009 11:56 PM GMT
Think I was dreaming!
agent925 Posts: 39
May 08, 2009 11:57 PM GMT
ZbmwM5 saidRub his six pack and say, "g'morning" *smile*


kiss him and whisper... "naughty boy" lol
TheIStrat Posts: 1775
May 08, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
Lick. Those. ABS!
jrs1 Posts: 1470
May 09, 2009 12:03 AM GMT

wake him up and start rowin'. =]
agent925 Posts: 39
May 09, 2009 12:04 AM GMT
lol did i wake up with two guys licking my abs???
i guess, il have grin with the sight of both of you
nysexy Posts: 1518
May 09, 2009 3:55 AM GMT
Pinch myself to see if i was dreaming and if i was then i'd hope to stay in the dream for ALOT longer
Hickram Posts: 103
May 09, 2009 10:40 PM GMT
fuck, rinse, repeat
May 18, 2009 8:03 PM GMT
Sneak quietly leaving a note with "sorry"!
May 19, 2009 10:32 PM GMT
Freak. Out.
May 20, 2009 3:03 PM GMT
Freak out Back and run away!!
May 23, 2009 10:01 PM GMT
I'd do (or have him do) something just like this:
jprichva Posts: 4651
May 23, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
Praise Yahweh?
juishe Posts: 242
May 23, 2009 10:37 PM GMT
i would think long and hard and try to figure out what the hell happened the night before.
RnrActinTech Posts: 165
May 23, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
Stay in bed, so that we could at least talk...although I would be wondering how in the hell I got to Miami... ;-P
RnrActinTech Posts: 165
May 23, 2009 10:49 PM GMT
Stay in bed, so that we could at least talk...although I would be wondering how in the hell I got to Miami... ;-P
May 24, 2009 1:03 PM GMT
Jockbod48 saidI'd do (or have him do) something just like this:


Count me in
May 24, 2009 2:00 PM GMT
I'd thank God..
May 24, 2009 2:17 PM GMT
Huge smile!!!
May 24, 2009 2:30 PM GMT
"I" am the lucky dog!
DODGY1974 Posts: 482
May 24, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
Probably lay my head on his chest and listen to his heart beat. After a while I'd wake him up and ask him if he remembers what the hell happened last night.
nysexy Posts: 1518
May 24, 2009 2:58 PM GMT
Look at him and say "good morning...my name is...." then i;d ravage him...again. :-)
May 24, 2009 4:07 PM GMT
kscott6671 said
Jockbod48 saidI'd do (or have him do) something just like this:


Count me in


Great! Picture of the DAY!
Niceguy89 Posts: 214
Jun 09, 2009 12:34 PM GMT
hmm dunnoo...
WPhx4Fun Posts: 1
Jun 10, 2009 12:48 AM GMT
Give him a kiss and tell him Thank You.
the_others Posts: 349
Jun 10, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
Ask, "Just what else did I get for my birthday?"
Jun 10, 2009 6:30 PM GMT
uh.... Slurp! lol
the_others Posts: 349
Jun 11, 2009 8:24 PM GMT
I strongly suspect I may have woken up next to this guy for real

Things could be worse
FirefighterBl... Posts: 1270
Jun 11, 2009 9:45 PM GMT
get s'more cuddle outta him before work
SantosMadrid Posts: 217
Jun 11, 2009 9:50 PM GMT
ask him and his bf if they wanted to make a 'sandwich'.... LMAO
MercuryMax Posts: 242
Jun 11, 2009 9:54 PM GMT
tell him to put the fireman uniform back on.
Jun 11, 2009 9:55 PM GMT
MercuryMax

IŽd wake him up and say hi.

Jun 11, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
FirefighterBlu3 saidget s'more cuddle outta him before work


Agreed!
Jun 11, 2009 10:06 PM GMT
I'd say "God forgive me for doing someone half my age"
guidojock Posts: 41
Jun 14, 2009 5:07 PM GMT
politely smile and then take a shower..
Jun 14, 2009 5:10 PM GMT
Smile and give him a big kiss and ask. "Was it good for you too?"
Jun 14, 2009 5:14 PM GMT
I'd get right back on it.
Jun 14, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
Pinch myself then if it wasn't a dream, see if we can repeat the night before without the alcohol!
guidojock Posts: 41
Jun 14, 2009 5:20 PM GMT
hot !
Jun 14, 2009 5:33 PM GMT
Consider moving to NJ!
Jun 14, 2009 5:41 PM GMT
Ask him to do me again
ShawnTX Posts: 2449
Jun 14, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
Ask him what his name is. Xuaerb? How in gods name do you pronounce that?
catjacket24 Posts: 42
Jun 14, 2009 5:55 PM GMT
Gather my things- maybe give him a pat on the ass- than make my way for the door--
neatoni Posts: 35
Jun 14, 2009 5:57 PM GMT
demand coffee.
stevendust Posts: 133
Jun 14, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
neatoni saiddemand coffee.
Bring him coffee and hang out the rest of the day, he seems cool.
zachdust Posts: 201
Jun 14, 2009 6:18 PM GMT
like i'd ever give him a chance to sleep ;)
lenoxx Posts: 776
Jun 14, 2009 6:39 PM GMT
Wonder what the hell I drank last night and see if there is anymore in the fridge
Jun 14, 2009 8:09 PM GMT
with lenoxx? first i would check his driver's license to make sure he was actually 18! my luck he would be almost 18...grrrr.
Jun 14, 2009 8:11 PM GMT
lick


Jun 14, 2009 8:30 PM GMT
Quietly sneak out without waking anyone up and go start drinking again
jeepgazer Posts: 41
Jun 14, 2009 8:36 PM GMT
I'd mark that day as the best morning of my life!
ChilaxinJOCK0... Posts: 270
Jun 14, 2009 8:51 PM GMT
cut a huge fart
Jun 14, 2009 9:16 PM GMT
Probably scratch my balls and wonder idly if it's the beginning of a crab infestation. Then say good morning, and wonder where his head was.
oliverkrant20... Posts: 25
Jun 14, 2009 9:24 PM GMT
"big kiss" "good morning" and contented
Jun 14, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
Wake him up ask for his name and then Go for round 2
adaminmariett... Posts: 343
Jun 14, 2009 9:36 PM GMT
make sure I didn't have makeup on! I wouldn't want to fuck it up, haha
Jun 14, 2009 9:52 PM GMT
ummm....i think id be mortified
adaminmariett... Posts: 343
Jun 14, 2009 9:56 PM GMT
ditto
oliverkrant20... Posts: 25
Jun 14, 2009 9:58 PM GMT
WorkHard saidWake him up ask for his name and then Go for round 2


Id say lets hit it!!! lol
lenoxx Posts: 776
Jun 15, 2009 4:26 AM GMT
Buffhunk64 saidwith lenoxx? first i would check his driver's license to make sure he was actually 18! my luck he would be almost 18...grrrr.


ahahah I just turned 18 in February
scguy157 Posts: 52
Jul 17, 2009 9:27 PM GMT
wonder if I lost my freakin mind... lol too young!
Jul 17, 2009 9:32 PM GMT
be in shock
Jul 18, 2009 12:04 AM GMT
go down on him and get him started again.
Jul 18, 2009 12:15 AM GMT
TomiR1 saidI'd close my eyes again, pretending I'm asleep and wait for him to wake up and let him decide.......

^I think that's what I'd do.
Jul 18, 2009 12:16 AM GMT
IamMarc said
TomiR1 saidI'd close my eyes again, pretending I'm asleep and wait for him to wake up and let him decide.......

^I think that's what I'd do.


^^ grrr same
Jul 18, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
I'd ask, "Does Mickey know you slut around like this?"
Jul 30, 2009 9:47 PM GMT
ask why we were still in bed and not outdoors climbing
fruits Posts: 134
Jul 30, 2009 10:02 PM GMT


We would not wake up next to each other, he's not my cup of tea and I'm sure I'm not his cup of tea, So nothing.:lol:
Aug 01, 2009 5:44 AM GMT
Tell him how much I enjoyed him. We cuddle and sleep in...
nysexy Posts: 1518
Aug 01, 2009 9:37 PM GMT
I'd be a very happy man to say the least
_chuck_ Posts: 430
Aug 01, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
ask his name
Sep 01, 2009 8:03 AM GMT
leave
jrs1 Posts: 1470
Sep 01, 2009 8:19 AM GMT

... walk out with him and get an ice cream. maybe even bike with the guy.
bottomline Posts: 274
Sep 02, 2009 2:54 AM GMT
Round 2
MARC0 Posts: 63
Sep 02, 2009 2:58 AM GMT
Tell him thanks for hanging out with me and taking care of my drunk ass.

P.S. This thread can be disastrous.

Sep 02, 2009 3:06 AM GMT

Get out b4 his bf comes back
Sep 02, 2009 3:08 AM GMT
I would probably be going to the hospital b/c my buttocks would be SORE!
Sep 02, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
I'd say, hey you, lets cuddle
Sep 02, 2009 3:38 AM GMT
i'd smile and say "awww how cute!"
Sep 02, 2009 5:03 AM GMT
I'd tell him to wake his BF up so the 3 of us could get busy....
akros Posts: 5
Sep 02, 2009 10:33 PM GMT
i'd probably wanna take his clothes off and start some action
fizzle Posts: 211
Sep 27, 2009 11:15 PM GMT
start kissing and see what else would happen lol
Sep 27, 2009 11:16 PM GMT
Call my lawyer... I may be going to jail.

(Just kidding, trliber)
fizzle Posts: 211
Sep 27, 2009 11:51 PM GMT
Global_Citizen saidCall my lawyer... I may be going to jail.

(Just kidding, trliber)


hahaha, I'm 20. Honest!
brooklyn612 Posts: 16
Sep 27, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
kiss him all over, starting with his abs, and see where things go from there
Gaymedes Posts: 194
Sep 28, 2009 12:10 AM GMT
hopefully start off where we finished off the night before Woot!!!!
Sep 28, 2009 1:01 AM GMT
I would break out the oil....
ValleyGuy5000 Posts: 16
Sep 28, 2009 1:20 AM GMT
Based on the full thread question, I'd be stoked as hell, LOL.

Would certainly not sneak out, but rather ask if he was OK, needed water, aspirin, food or anything, etc.

Hopefully, in the proposed scenario, we both wouldn't be such wrecks the morning after that the chance of having fun again would be ruined... provided he was still interested come the light of day, of course.

If he'd be down, I sure as hell would be. And the rest I leave to the peanut gallery's imagination. LOL
jhelling Posts: 116
Sep 28, 2009 1:49 AM GMT
Definitely cuddle
Sep 28, 2009 2:06 AM GMT
jhelling: I'd say to myself, "SCORE" and wait for him to wake up so we can go at it again... teehee
joelisinNY Posts: 20
Sep 28, 2009 2:40 AM GMT
zbmwm5: be really confused why i was in DC. or if it was in new york, maybe go another round and make us breakfast and coffee.
FreeThinker20... Posts: 942
Sep 28, 2009 2:42 AM GMT
Wake him up and go another round!!
Sep 29, 2009 2:28 PM GMT
Just leave knowing I didn't do anything, because I'm a good boy! Lol!
TattooJock Posts: 453
Sep 29, 2009 2:40 PM GMT
I would say WTF he is under 30! LOL
Alpha13 Posts: 1079
Sep 29, 2009 2:55 PM GMT
i'd ask him if he wanted to make use of my morning wood.
funguys Posts: 58
Sep 29, 2009 3:00 PM GMT
I would say, "Um, hi. Do I KNOW you?????"
TattooJock Posts: 453
Sep 29, 2009 3:03 PM GMT
Alpha13 saidi'd ask him if he wanted to make use of my morning wood.


I never back down from a challenge! (especially a NICE looking one like that)
Sep 30, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
MMM.... one of my favorite guys on RJ to share a Hot Load with...
I'd kiss those hot lips right off his face and them eat him alive! Not to mention he knows just what I'd like to do with him....
nysexy Posts: 1518
Sep 30, 2009 4:07 AM GMT
lots and lots and LOTS of making out.
Paxton Posts: 130
Oct 31, 2009 3:26 PM GMT
Good morning, sexy....ready for Round 3
Oct 31, 2009 3:44 PM GMT
enjoy a nice sunny morning in bed with cuddling and breakfast after a looooooooong passionate night
Oct 31, 2009 3:49 PM GMT
give him a reminder about the previous night and why he ditched the boyfriend...
Paxton Posts: 130
Oct 31, 2009 5:59 PM GMT
austrocanadian saidenjoy a nice sunny morning in bed with cuddling and breakfast after a looooooooong passionate night


hhhmmmm....that would be enjoyable!
nysexy Posts: 1518
Nov 01, 2009 1:04 AM GMT
Round 3 begins!!! Followed by round 4 and round 5 and...well...you get the idea.
inmotion1 Posts: 39
Nov 01, 2009 1:26 AM GMT
Leave fast...?
nysexy Posts: 1518
Nov 01, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
I guess i'd have to help him get out ASAP.
Nov 01, 2009 1:50 AM GMT
Well - my b.f. would be with me - so we'd have a hotter than hot menage a trois, right after we let this hunky future M.D. give us a couple of physicals!
Nov 01, 2009 1:54 AM GMT
Are you kidding? I would be all over these two. One at a time or both at once. Anyway you have it, it would be hot.
Nov 02, 2009 8:09 AM GMT
I'd pinch his ass hard to make sure I wasn't dreaming and then straddle his morning hard-on. If he woke up, I'd pretend I was sleepriding.
Space_Cowboy_... Posts: 245
Nov 02, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
I would say in my head my first time was with someone as old as my dad and get dressed and leave.
Nov 02, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
I'd say "dont ask dont tell" (since you're in the armed forces) haha...
nysexy Posts: 1518
Nov 05, 2009 6:44 AM GMT
I'd apologize for taking advantage of his drunkedness and go home feeling guilty.
Nov 05, 2009 7:08 AM GMT
I would be a bit panicked about waking up in NYC, but kinda excited too. I would apologize for not knowing your name and for any inappropriate behavior I'm sure transpired but surely wouldn't remember.
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614
Nov 05, 2009 7:22 AM GMT
I'd hope it was the boy and not the two dogs. Of course if it was the dogs, at least I wouldn't have to worry about them not corroborating my story afterward.
me35mtl Posts: 90
Nov 05, 2009 7:38 AM GMT
mickeytopogigio saidI'd hope it was the boy and not the two dogs. Of course if it was the dogs, at least I wouldn't have to worry about them not corroborating my story afterward.


I'd take a look at him..then lie down again..look at the ceiling and thank God a few times..then slowly grab my stuff, get my clothes on and run outta there so he doesnt remember what i look like when hes sober so we avoid that awkward moment where he says to himself.."i gotta stop drinking"
mickeytopogig... Posts: 2614
Nov 05, 2009 7:41 AM GMT
Aw, come on! I don't drink, and I wouldn't need an excuse. Sit yer ass back down in my bed!
Nov 05, 2009 10:08 AM GMT
IŽd save a horse.
RumisPoet Posts: 3
Nov 15, 2009 1:15 AM GMT
MM i'd help LostBoy find his way
DanielH Posts: 449
Nov 15, 2009 1:24 AM GMT
Sex.
Nov 15, 2009 1:29 AM GMT
He's a little young for me, but nothing I would regret.
Soulasphyxi Posts: 159
Nov 17, 2009 6:15 PM GMT
Look at him and say, "Oh, lord, what did I get myself into?"
Nov 17, 2009 6:18 PM GMT
I would try and sneak out thinking "OH SHIT". I'm married. That would be bad. I would think about it later though...once I snuck out
southernguy19... Posts: 4
Nov 17, 2009 6:22 PM GMT
[quote][cite]WildjokerQ said[/cite]I would try and sneak out thinking "OH SHIT". I'm married. That would be bad. I would think about it later though...once I snuck out[/quote
Kiss him
collegekid200... Posts: 182
Nov 17, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
Probably continue whatever we were doing the night before
Nov 17, 2009 6:56 PM GMT
CollegeKid2004:

be very happy and give him a poke.







WIth my finger to wake him up. Perverts.
Nov 17, 2009 6:57 PM GMT
wake him up so that we could keep playin'