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What would u do if u wake up in bed next to the guy above you?
mybud Posts: 7950
Jul 02, 2012 1:55 AM GMT
Lay on top of his ass and fake a seizure...
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Jul 02, 2012 2:07 AM GMT
Do something he'd never forget!
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Jul 02, 2012 3:44 AM GMT
Ask where my eggs and bacon at...haha
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Jul 02, 2012 3:47 AM GMT
jump right on dat diq
John6311 Posts: 142
Jul 02, 2012 3:48 AM GMT
Tell him it was now my turn and flip him over.
REMI Posts: 51
Jul 02, 2012 3:54 AM GMT
"get the fuck out"
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Jul 02, 2012 3:55 AM GMT
figure out how I could keep him...
John6311 Posts: 142
Jul 02, 2012 3:59 AM GMT
REMI said"get the fuck out"


Ask him what he put in my drink!
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Jul 02, 2012 4:09 AM GMT
lmao stomach hurting
CaptainPapi Posts: 86
Jul 02, 2012 4:23 AM GMT
ill say lets go for another round
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Jul 02, 2012 4:44 AM GMT
dip his hand in a bowl of warm water and go make coffee
John6311 Posts: 142
Jul 02, 2012 4:45 AM GMT
Offer to buy him a cheeseburger.
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Jul 02, 2012 6:00 PM GMT
look for the receipt for the cage i bought...that shit better have a warranty...i keep men caged when i'm sleeping, so they don't disturb me.....
varsityjock Posts: 24
Jul 02, 2012 6:07 PM GMT
id be like yikes your slightly out of my age range...then proceed to throw up all the alcohol I drank prior to add awkwardness to the entire situation
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Jul 02, 2012 6:58 PM GMT
lay on top of him with my hand on his morning wood, eyes locking his
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Jul 02, 2012 7:11 PM GMT
varsityjock saidid be like yikes your slightly out of my age range...then proceed to throw up all the alcohol I drank prior to add awkwardness to the entire situation


actually, that's a completely plausible scenario. you could literally be my son, and i have baby brothers, so when someone is 10+ years younger than me, I default into dad/older brother mode, not my normal ass bandit self. so if i saw you out drunk, it's plausible that you'd wake up next to me if i lived in an efficiency and i was letting you sleep it off. in reality, i have spare rooms, but would prolly put you on the couch with a trash can in case you were sick.

young guys can make nice pictures, but i can't get over the "you could be my kid" factor
mybud Posts: 7950
Jul 02, 2012 7:16 PM GMT
Climb dat ass like a playground jungle gym....
RoadsterRacer... Posts: 3247
Jul 02, 2012 7:17 PM GMT

cuddle dat ass!
TrevorMark Posts: 8832
Jul 02, 2012 7:42 PM GMT
Wonder how I got there... and check to see if we just cuddled.
RoadsterRacer... Posts: 3247
Jul 02, 2012 7:45 PM GMT

kiss, cuddle for a little while then go make an kick-ass breakfast
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Jul 02, 2012 8:02 PM GMT
Probably just wake up, say "Thanks" and then leave. I'd leave my phone number though
venue35 Posts: 1144
Jul 02, 2012 8:11 PM GMT
pretend i'm still sleeping lol
i can't see his face
Davidolce Posts: 463
Jul 02, 2012 8:16 PM GMT
suck his cock
franescaler7 Posts: 11
Jul 02, 2012 8:27 PM GMT
suck his cock while he's eating the breakfast I prepared for him
Karl Posts: 4841
Jul 02, 2012 8:29 PM GMT
take his pic then log in his account and upload to be a profile picture
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