Favorite Quotes

  • metta

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    Aug 13, 2016 5:46 AM GMT
    "The more people I meet, the more I realize that birth control pills have to be the most underused drug."
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    Aug 13, 2016 7:00 AM GMT
    Underestimate me so i can embarrass you
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    Aug 13, 2016 2:06 PM GMT
    "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'this is going to take more than one night!'"
    - Charlie Brown


    "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
    -Stephen King
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    Aug 13, 2016 6:05 PM GMT
    "People tell me I have the heart of a monster. They could not be more wrong. I have the heart of a little boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
    -Stephen King
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    Aug 13, 2016 7:47 PM GMT
    "The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds." - Henry Rollins.
  • metta

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    Aug 14, 2016 2:28 AM GMT
    "I don't mean to brag, but I just completed my 30 day diet in 1 hour and 45 minutes."
  • Farmboy8

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    Aug 14, 2016 2:36 PM GMT
    "In the end, it is not the years in your life that count but rather the life in the years. " A. Lincoln
  • Farmboy8

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    Aug 14, 2016 2:38 PM GMT
    GayITguy85 said"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'this is going to take more than one night!'"
    - Charlie Brown


    "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
    -Stephen King


    These are both awesome!! Thanks for sharing.
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    Aug 14, 2016 6:51 PM GMT
    "Hi-de-ho-ho, I'm your friend for life" - Chucky..."If you build it, they will come" - Field of dreams..."Here's Johnny" - Jack Nicholson 'The Shining'..."They all float, down here" - Tim Curry 'IT'..."I'll be back" - Arnie 'Terminator'..."I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman" - Bill Clinton..."Now there's something you don't see everyday" - Kathy Bates 'Titannic'.
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    Aug 14, 2016 10:11 PM GMT
    “I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    ― Groucho Marx
  • metta

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    Aug 17, 2016 6:06 AM GMT
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  • metta

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    Aug 17, 2016 9:34 PM GMT
    "When you think you've made some bad mistakes in your life, remember that there are people with monster energy drink tattoos."
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    Aug 27, 2016 6:33 PM GMT
    "Get busy living, or get busy dying." Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption
  • metta

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    Sep 10, 2016 11:24 PM GMT
    "It's never a good thing to compliment a woman on her mustache, even if it's quite impressive."
  • metta

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    Oct 05, 2016 4:20 AM GMT
    "You might not be able to make a positive impact on society but you can always be president."
  • jeep334

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    Oct 05, 2016 6:42 PM GMT
    "So are you coming or going? Or coming and then going? Or coming and staying?" (Brian to Justin in Queer As Folk)
  • metta

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    Oct 06, 2016 11:55 PM GMT
    "We all know it's time to move away from the same polluting energy sources. Lava has incredible potential; all we have been doing is holding it back by confining it to lamps."





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  • metta

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    Oct 07, 2016 5:14 PM GMT
    "Anything you lose from being honest, you never really had."
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    Oct 08, 2016 12:30 AM GMT
    "I've got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing"
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  • metta

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    Dec 14, 2016 6:07 AM GMT
    "The most American thing we can do during times like these is eat."
  • metta

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    Dec 16, 2016 2:20 AM GMT
    "America sure is having some bad luck. It's almost like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground."
  • Apparition

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    Dec 16, 2016 3:18 AM GMT
    "...what? Too fabulous?". -alien on american dad playing with new dimmer switch. I use this a lot.

    "do i come to YOUR job and jump up and down on the bed?" - some comedian in the 80s

  • metta

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    Dec 16, 2016 8:14 AM GMT
    Sometimes you have to sift through the shit to find the pony.
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    Dec 21, 2016 12:47 PM GMT
    Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.

    – Dr. Seuss
  • metta

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    Jan 18, 2017 6:57 AM GMT
    "I dream of a time when all problems will be solved through interpretive dance."