Aug 13, 2016 5:46 AM GMT
"The more people I meet, the more I realize that birth control pills have to be the most underused drug."
GayITguy85 said"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'this is going to take more than one night!'"
- Charlie Brown
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."