GOP Discovers Source of Hillary's Health: 11 Toes!

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    Aug 23, 2016 10:49 PM GMT
    NYT: Although she has gone to extraordinary lengths to distract and deceive American voters, the truth is finally coming out: Hillary Clinton has an 11th toe.

    I don’t have the medical records. She refuses to release them. But just try to come up with some other explanation for why she’s so infrequently photographed in sandals or flip-flops; why she seldom appears barefoot in public; why, during debates, she keeps her legs, especially the lower halves, tucked carefully behind the lectern.

    She’s covering something up, and it’s that freakish, disqualifying digit.

    Have you watched her walk? Look closely. She wobbles a bit, or maybe it’s more of a teeter, combined with a lurch, and the likeliest cause is podiatric asymmetry. I consulted foot specialists. At least they referred to themselves that way online, and when I assured them that an interview with me could be their springboard to Sean Hannity, they opened up.

    “Does Hillary Clinton have a superfluous toe?” I asked one of them.

    “I can’t definitively rule that out,” he said.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/24/opinion/hillary-health-shocker.html?
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    Aug 24, 2016 1:10 PM GMT
    Oprah also has 11 toes. Maybe they're sisters.
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    Aug 24, 2016 7:30 PM GMT
    An extra toe? Sounds like a sneaky liberal NYT ploy to distract from the real story: her cloven hooves and hidden tail.