Feb 12, 2009 10:56 AM GMT
All this V-Day talk got me remembering an incident back in 2004 when I was still a gaydar.com resident. I hooked up with this hot guy who just laid in his bed like a vegetable.
First, I let his non-reciprocating kisses not bother me, as I was so horny and wanted the real penetrating deal. But when I notice that was doing all the work: sitting there and maneuvering (I was looking at him all througout the time). I thought in my head, "Okay you may be all delectable-looking and stuff but your bed skills are worse than an amateur newbie." So without a word, I just stood up and put my clothes back on and told him, "You are very bad in bed, in a bad way." All he ever said was, "C'mon, man!" He stood up and began kissing and touching me in my weak spots but I totally lost my sex drive. I let myself to the door. It felt good.
If that took place now, I doubt if I'd walk out. I'd top the lazy bastard.