If you were wondering why Hillary isn't doing any press conferences, don't wonder any long. Our un-retouched (unlike what you'll see in the newspaper or on TV) high-def pictures show conclusive evidence that Hillary has late-stage brain-cancer. We've known she was sick for years--but several oncologists we spoke to gave her no more than 3 or 4 months to live.
"I imagine they're just hoping she makes it through the election." said Dr. Jaishri Blakeley, of the Johns Hopkins oncology center. "She could be having hallucinations, fainting spells, loss of coordination. It's amazing she could give a speech, much less run an entire campaign."