but sources say he can stay submerged & breathe thru his scalp as his hair extends above the water like a demonic snorkel.

Trump's inability to swim is poking a huge hole in my theory that he is actually a racist sea bass. #TrumpCantSwim

How utterly cruel to trend #TrumpCantSwim. It's only because of his extremely tiny hands

It's not that #TrumpCantSwim but that water melts him.