Sep 17, 2016 1:44 AM GMT
https://twitter.com/i/moments/772983486684680192#TrumpCantSwim but sources say he can stay submerged & breathe thru his scalp as his hair extends above the water like a demonic snorkel.
Trump's inability to swim is poking a huge hole in my theory that he is actually a racist sea bass. #TrumpCantSwim
How utterly cruel to trend #TrumpCantSwim. It's only because of his extremely tiny hands
It's not that #TrumpCantSwim but that water melts him.