I thought of starting this thread, just for fun. As forum posts can get quite serious at times. It is called 'Confucious says'. Feel free to add if you know any. Let me start. Confucious says:

Man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day.
Man with hand in pants will get solution in hand.
Man going through revolving door at airport too fast, is on his way to Bangkok.

Ha! Ha!