Clean water sports

  • Oct 11, 2016 5:02 AM GMT
    So I'm into water sports, mostly because I like to feel the inside of my inflated rectum and feel the weight of something inside me - don't know why icon_redface.gif However, I've never had very good experiences, because the water goes in much further than I would like, and ends up pretty messy. But I've figured out a new system of achieving the same - I unravel a condom, shove it inside me, stick the end of a shower hose (minus the head of course) inside, clench, and turn the tap. Then I tie a knot, so there's basically a giant water balloon inside me. It's clean, I don't have to worry about leaks, I can walk around with it inside me, etc. Has anyone ever tried this? I doubt I'm the only one icon_razz.gif

    Anyway, I did it again today, except I filled it with so much water that as soon as I tied the knot and let go, the whole thing slipped inside and i couldn't get at it. While fingering myself trying to find the knot to pull it from, i accidentally popped the balloon and it promptly disappeared deeper inside while flooding my whole rectum with water. Even after pushing all the water out, and a through cavity search, the condom is nowhere to be found. Is there a chance that the condom is somewhere above the colon in my intestines? I don't know if there might be any digestive issues or getting stuff tangled in there... icon_confused.gif

  • Oct 11, 2016 5:05 AM GMT
    Sorry I meant to put it in the sex/adult section!
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    Oct 11, 2016 8:49 AM GMT
    1. Go to a doctor

    2. That is not really watersports

    3. You would be better off using an inflatable dildo
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Oct 11, 2016 11:36 PM GMT
    Slightly healthier than lusting after guys half your age I guess icon_lol.gif
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    Oct 11, 2016 11:42 PM GMT
    I thought the term watersports meant piss. Like anything to do with piss. Pissing on someone, in their mouth, in their ass, drinking piss.

    Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?icon_biggrin.gif

  • Oct 12, 2016 4:58 AM GMT
    It's not just you icon_biggrin.gif

    In other news I pooped out the condom earlier today - what a relief!

    I did the balloon thing again tonight, with success. When I pushed it all back out, the water balloon was larger than a papaya. I took some step-by-step pics if anyone wants to PM me for them
  • highforthis

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    Oct 13, 2016 2:50 AM GMT
    Isn't this exactly the kind of stuff theonewhoknocks would be interested in drawing lol
  • UMayNeverKnow

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    Oct 13, 2016 5:46 AM GMT
    The shit people admit to doing. Incredible
  • theonewhoknoc...

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    Oct 17, 2016 3:48 AM GMT
    I hope he hasn't exploded yet.