Translating Gay Male Phrases

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    Oct 10, 2007 2:26 AM GMT
    Translating Gay Male Phrases

    Haven't I seen you before?
    Nice ass.

    I'm a Romantic.
    "I'm poor.

    I need you.
    My hand is tired.

    I want a commitment.
    I'm sick of masturbation.

    You're the only man I've ever cared about.
    You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

    I really want to get to know you better.
    So I can tell my friends about it.

    It's just orange juice, try it.
    3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

    He's kinda cute.
    I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

    He's not my type.
    He won't sleep with me.

    I miss you so much
    I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

    I had a wonderful time last night.
    Who the hell are you?

    Do you love me?
    I've done something stupid and you might find out.

    Do you 'really' love me?
    I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

    I'll give you a call.
    I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

    I've been thinking a lot.
    You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

    I think we should just be friends.
    You're ugly.

    I've learned a lot from you.
    Next!!!!
  • marius87

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    Oct 10, 2007 3:14 AM GMT
    Cynical much? lol

    I'm choosing to believe that sometimes people actually mean what they say...thats my story and i'm sticking to it! icon_razz.gif
  • liftordie

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    Oct 10, 2007 4:02 AM GMT
    It's not you, it's me.....means
    It is really YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Oct 10, 2007 4:34 AM GMT
    I've just got so much going on right now
    I'd rather make time for everything else rather than you


    Oh Marius, at 19 that's exactly what you should believe....till you learn better icon_smile.gif Just messing with ya. I think some of his examples are a bit extreme but the general point that people very often don't say what they mean is very accurate epecially when dating. I don't think its cynical to understand that. I consider myself a firm realist but to me that itself leans toward being a bit cynical at least in this regard.
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    Oct 10, 2007 4:59 AM GMT
    DUDE! You forgot the ALL TIME FAVORITE!

    Wanna come over and watch a movie?
    Come over and lets have sex
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    Oct 10, 2007 5:08 AM GMT
    discreet = blatantly dishonest with myself and everyone else in my life, self-loathing, conflicted.

    the picture is a bit old = the picture is 10 years old, and I look like shit now.

    new to this = I can't fucking believe I like guys.

    professional = Oh my God, if anyone suspects I like dudes.

    No one knows = everyone knows except me, and I'm not going to admit it.

    A little tight on crash = I'm really, really, broke; can you buy me something to eat?

    The movie one is a favorite.

    Wanna' hang out = I wanna' just touch you so bad. Fuck the movie!

    You're just a bitter old queen = I know I'm fat, ugly, hairy and smell, but, you should still want cybersex with me.
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    Oct 10, 2007 5:12 AM GMT
    No one knows!

    A guy said this to me recently. I said, "you're 32, single, you don't have a girlfriend and you're a nurse."

    Hello, I think EVERYONE knows. He was adamant that no-one had any idea he was gay. Some guys just wander around in a fog of delusion.
  • liftordie

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    Oct 10, 2007 5:32 AM GMT
    what does he think?? that everyone is headless???
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    Oct 10, 2007 5:33 AM GMT
    Discreet. Now, I read discreet, bisexual as meaning married.
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    Oct 10, 2007 6:11 AM GMT
    Yeah, maybe that red, or that you just don't do it in the middle of the street.
  • Salubrious

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    Oct 10, 2007 10:05 AM GMT
    I remember when I was a young gay man (ok, so it was only like 4 or 5 years ago) I thought that the coming over to watch a movie really meant watching a movie. Boy was I a bit surprised!
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    Oct 10, 2007 10:21 AM GMT
    oh shit... i never put that one together with things. come over and watch a movie. i feel so stupid now. bah!icon_evil.gif

    but i kind of disgree with someone of ones posted. maybe for a majority of guys but I find msyself hooing i find the good guys that actually are the romantics and such.
  • GQjock

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    Oct 10, 2007 10:38 AM GMT
    I'm looking for a Long term Relationship
    "But until then I'm really into f**king around"
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    Oct 10, 2007 11:08 AM GMT
    I found Caslon's lines to be hysterical since I've heard them but couldn't bring myself to say something like that.

    Of course there were those 'special' moments where, clueless, I'd get responses like, "you mean you actually wanted to watch a movie!?!"

    3 dates in: "I think I'm falling for you." to which I'd say "You don't even know my last name yet!?!"

    and in the form that Caslon started:
    I want a commitment.
    I want you to stop looking at, talking about, or even thinking about any other man in the universe. In other words, become deaf, dumb and blind for me.
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    Oct 10, 2007 3:04 PM GMT
    Great post idea, Caslon.

    Aussie Traveler, when we were all 19 we all took people at face value, too. What we learned is the purpose of this thread. icon_smile.gif

    Here's some of mine:

    I want someone who is sensitive, smart, playful and warm.
    After you pass my beauty test and meet all of the physical requirements then YOU (NOT I) must be sensitive, smart, playful and warm.

    I'll be right back.
    I'm done talking to you

    You're better looking than your profile.
    Wow, when you aren't slapped up there in that buffet of the best looking men in the country I realize that I've been holding you to an unfair scale.

    Nice Ass
    I'm a top

    I wonder what you're packin'
    I'm a bottom

    I just want to have fun.
    I want to f*ck you and move on to the next guy

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    Oct 10, 2007 4:59 PM GMT
    Wanna hang out?

    Similar too the aforementioned

    Come over and watch a movie

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    Oct 10, 2007 5:11 PM GMT
    So, if "Hey want to come over and hang out/watch a movie" means "let's get it on"... then what does one say when all they want to do is actually watch a movie?
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    Oct 10, 2007 5:44 PM GMT
    I had a wonderful time last night.
    Who the hell are you?

    That's what I say sometime lol
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    Oct 10, 2007 5:50 PM GMT
    ya I saw that on Veoh site .. it's not funny though .. it's kinda insulting ..
  • liftordie

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    Oct 10, 2007 6:00 PM GMT
    when a pictureless profile has the 'VGL' posted in it....translation....i am butt ass ugly and Stevie Wonder would run screaming into the night!!
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    Oct 10, 2007 6:06 PM GMT
    Similar to "I'll be right back.":

    I've gotta run to the bathroom.
    I wish you'd get lost but since you can't take a hint, I'll help you.
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    Oct 10, 2007 6:15 PM GMT
    Ha, these are great.

    Have to be careful of some of the ones I've been using. I was using them at face value, but obviously I had some secret meaning to them.

    What does your cute mean then?
  • DiverScience

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    Oct 10, 2007 6:46 PM GMT
    "You're cute"

    has two meanings

    You're cute = I want to fuck you sideways

    You're cute (but...) = Your friend is hotter, lemme have sex with him.




    See, I'm a romantic, 'cause I'm a romantic. I find those things sexy and titillating. ::shrugs::
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    Oct 10, 2007 6:54 PM GMT
    Sweet, I will take the first definition.

    Does the same go for Hottie?

    And how about this. I can't stand calling guys "stud" etc. Do people take offense being called beautiful or handsome?

    I am new to this... ;-)
  • DiverScience

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    Oct 10, 2007 8:37 PM GMT
    You're a hottie.
    Fuck me.


    You're handsome = See you're cute