What would you do if you caught me.....

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    Feb 14, 2009 2:05 AM GMT
    Yes another one of those crazy things, but like to see what others would think or say.

    What would you do if you were at my house for a party, and I was in my bedroom bathroom alone, and you caught me Masterbating. icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:15 AM GMT
    I'd shout, "I guess the party's in here! Whoo!"

    Haha.. Naw, I'd probably say "Ooops.. didn't know you were in here." And then I'd walk away kinda slow, hoping you'd ask me to join you. icon_wink.gificon_lol.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:19 AM GMT
    I would thank God for accidentally letting me stumble into heaven. Hell! I'd even take pergatory if I could just watch.icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:27 AM GMT
    I'd take a picture and blackmail all your cookies from you.
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:30 AM GMT
    I'd probably just stand there with my mouth wide open for a split moment, look-away and walk away without saying anything... it's an odd situation!
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:37 AM GMT
    OK maybe some people just cant play the game without over thinking things.....
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:38 AM GMT
    I would apologize for intruding and tell you to lock your bathroom door so this doesn't happen again!

    Then, I'd lock the door for you... so no one else can accidently walk in and catch us icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:42 AM GMT
    I'd say 'sorry dude' and close the door

    And I wouldn't mention it to anyone either (some idiots would)
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    Feb 14, 2009 2:57 AM GMT
    First I'd knock Metafor out of my way saying "Out o' my way, bitch." Second I'd close the door, lock it, and join you (how is subjective icon_wink.gif ). Third I'd help you clean up.
  • Timbales

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    Feb 14, 2009 3:00 AM GMT
    I'd apologize for interrupting, and if you kept going I'd ask if I could watch or if you'd like help.
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    I'd hop in icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:11 AM GMT
    I'd open wide.
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:12 AM GMT
    I'd strip down and join in the fun!
  • Puppy80

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    Feb 14, 2009 3:16 AM GMT
    MeOhMy saidI'd hop in icon_wink.gif


    Hop in or hop on MeOhMy ?

    I'd say, whoops, then think..so thats why your arms are so big. Then ask if you need some help with cleanup icon_twisted.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:20 AM GMT



    If one of us caught you doing that with the door open at a party, he'd tell the other to announce the party had moved into your room. Then we'd invite yer Mom over...heheheh


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    Feb 14, 2009 3:24 AM GMT
    Well, I for one, would certainly offer to help
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:25 AM GMT
    "Oh, HERE'S where the party is..."

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    [Update: appologizes to xrichx to said the same thing I did first, but I hadn't read his post yet.]
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:25 AM GMT
    Smile and say "you know, some things are more fun with two"

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    Feb 14, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    "Let me give you a hand with that..." Bow-chica-waa-waa
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:33 AM GMT
    i would probably barf everywhere.





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  • drakutis

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    Feb 14, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
    I would say "You rest those BIG ARMS and left me take over!" icon_razz.gif
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:40 AM GMT
    Ask if you need help.
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    Feb 14, 2009 3:53 AM GMT
    metafor said
    growingbig saidFirst I'd knock Metafor out of my way saying "Out o' my way, bitch." Second I'd close the door, lock it, and join you (how is subjective icon_wink.gif ). Third I'd help you clean up.


    And Metafor would respond, "I'm not a bitch! But I do hope you find your mother one day." At which point growingbig would seize me by the throat in a vice grip, tense, and ask "What did you just say?" And I'll respond, "You heard me sugar lips, and when you find her, tell her I said 'thank you' for giving me the opportunity to perform the abortion she could never gain the courage to do her damn self." And then I'll body slam growingbig to the floor while we wrestle each other, finally ending it by knocking him unconscious with a vase of flowers. I'll then nurse him back to health and tell him that I didn't mean any of it, and that he is the only one for whom my heart beats, and that he must forgive me, or I shall perish. And he'll say, "Of course I do, my love."

    And all will be well.


    Well if I still get to help todds90210 with his masturbating. icon_biggrin.gif
  • Sparkycat

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    Feb 14, 2009 4:04 AM GMT
    reassure you that size doesn't matter...
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    Feb 14, 2009 4:16 AM GMT
    "Can I help you with that?"









    LMFAO! icon_lol.gif