Hilarious gay postings from the Craigslits's missed connections

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    Feb 14, 2009 9:11 PM GMT

    I'm a fan of the blog "Dudetube", and they post a regular feature called "Craigslist Hot Mess" which features some of the crazy postings in the m4m section of Craigslist. It always gives me a good laugh, so I thought I'd share some of the great ones here on RJ.

    Guy who mugged me Sunday night - m4m - 26 (Jones and West St)

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    Reply to: pers-1012830446@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-29, 3:09PM EST

    I really thought your thuggish look was hot. Even though you took my wallet, which sorry bro it had no money in it, I thought about how hot it would be to play this scene again in my place, and you make me suck you off.

    Tell me the name on my driver license so I know it's you!


    Montgomery County Courthouse - m4m

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    Reply to: pers-1004802847@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-23, 3:55PM EST

    You were coming in as I was leaving. You had on a jumpsuit and cuffs, but I know you would have looked better without them! You seemed so sweet when we made eye contact. I've never done this before, but I MUST find you.

    At tiffany's - m4m - 25 (Midtown)

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    Reply to: pers-1010392573@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-27, 7:14PM EST

    it was raining outside so i ran into tiffany's on 5th avenue. that is where i saw you, in a suit holding the hand of a beautiful young woman. you were so handsome and you and your fiance were searching for wedding rings. you saw me looking at you and you began to stare at me as well. eventually you went into the bathroom. i followed you and gave you a blow job in the stall. you went back to your fiance and bought $10000 rings. your dick was huge. don't marry this girl. i want to see you again. you are making a horrible mistake!

    ER Doc who extracted the you-know-what from my you-know-where - m4m - 34 (Seton Emergency Room)

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    Reply to: pers-1027250808@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-02-09, 9:50AM CST

    Thanks for making an extremely embarrassing situation tolerable. Your nonchalant demeanor and casual jokes really put me at ease during the procedure. Does it really 'happen all the time' like you said?

    Anywhoo, you were a doll and gorgeous, if I can buy you a drink sometime just holla.
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    Feb 14, 2009 9:29 PM GMT
    Thanks for that!
  • Hunter9

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    Feb 14, 2009 9:45 PM GMT
    you can tell most of these are fake. this is what people do when they have too much time on their hands
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    Feb 14, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
    How odd for this topic to come up today because I've spent the day obsessed with this posting I saw this morning. It's obviously a joke. I just hope it is original and not copied from the site the OP mentioned. From today's Missed Connections (http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/1033907763.html):


    Marie Reed Pool - m4m - 25 (Adams Morgan)
    Reply to: pers-1033907763@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-02-13, 8:30PM EST


    We were showering next to eachother at the the public pool. You removed your speedo and I offered you some soap and you replied: "back off chubby bitch i'm not into that!" but in that "meet me outside because I am actually gay and am interested in a relationship with you but not in the public pool shower and i think i dog sit for that guy across the locker room anyway and also Aveda body wash gives me hives" tone of voice. Then we followed eachother for a little while (well, you were in front most of the time). Then you got to your door and gave me that one eyed stare that says "come on in, i need help moisturizing." So I followed you into your building (your mailman is lovely by the way). Your roommate (Denise? that's what it says on your rent checks - you guys must be close to share a one bedroom - that's important to me in a relationship btw) - well she - obviously under your cunning direction - left to go do laundry and kept your door open for me. I think it's so cute that you watch ESPN and subscribe to Golf Magazine. I've taken all my clothes off now and I can tell you've realized i'm in the living room now as you were just about to call someone and stopped after dialing only three digits. Come and get me! Coffee?
  • swimbikerun

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    Feb 14, 2009 10:14 PM GMT
    Hunter9 saidyou can tell most of these are fake. this is what people do when they have too much time on their hands


    They might be fake but truth really is sometimes stranger than fiction.
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    Feb 14, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
    swimbikerun said
    Hunter9 saidyou can tell most of these are fake. this is what people do when they have too much time on their hands


    They might be fake but truth really is sometimes stranger than fiction.


    I just saw something about that on CNN this morning. So much for sex ed.
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    Feb 14, 2009 10:46 PM GMT
    Is public restroom sex resulting from eye contact really a regular happening in the cities?


    Just curious since every gay TV series seems to feature this concept as well.
  • swimbikerun

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    Feb 14, 2009 10:57 PM GMT
    Trance24 saidIs public restroom sex resulting from eye contact really a regular happening in the cities?
    Not as common as a fly, not as rare as a unicorn!
  • calibro

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    Feb 14, 2009 11:10 PM GMT
    Trance24 saidIs public restroom sex resulting from eye contact really a regular happening in the cities?


    Just curious since every gay TV series seems to feature this concept as well.


    Depends. While in college, I stumbled into a bathroom notorious for cruising, which I didn't know at the time, and had a guy come up and start jacking off in front of me at the urinal. Let me tell you, it's not as hot as porn makes it out to be when you just want to take a leak for you American Literature class.
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    Feb 14, 2009 11:27 PM GMT
    calibro said
    Depends. While in college, I stumbled into a bathroom notorious for cruising, which I didn't know at the time, and had a guy come up and start jacking off in front of me at the urinal. Let me tell you, it's not as hot as porn makes it out to be when you just want to take a leak for you American Literature class.


    If I was in a porno I probably would have joined in with the bathroom J/O guy. Then everything would suddenly move to my dorm room for the next scene.


    But in real life.... I'd probably yell WTF out loud and tell the fag to put that shit away.
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    Feb 14, 2009 11:33 PM GMT
    These are very funny. I thought I was the only one who read those missed connections on craigslist, tho I haven't seen any that crazy before.
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    Feb 14, 2009 11:50 PM GMT
    Trance24 saidIs public restroom sex resulting from eye contact really a regular happening in the cities?


    Just curious since every gay TV series seems to feature this concept as well.


    Public sex most certainly happens, but I think its existence as a trope in porn and all things queer is a throwback to those bygone days where married gay men had sex with other married men.

    I read the local M4M missed connections, and it seems like to this day it is mostly married men in public restrooms sharing the "gay gaze".
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    Feb 15, 2009 12:04 AM GMT
    Man, they really should make a "Craigslist movie" just based off of these. (kinda like the myspace movie, but better... i hope)
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    Feb 15, 2009 12:58 AM GMT
    nah dude this ones crazy saw it today when I was bored and me and my friend (straight) were looking at ads and laughing.



    Looking for Mister Wright - m4m - 89 (Main Street Spfld, MA)

    Reply to: pers-1014051612@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-30, 2:25PM EST


    Looking for Mr.right (his name does not actually have to be 'Wright', but it has to be a nice name that is easy to spell and to pronounce. Must be no shorter than 5'10" and no taller than 6'1". Green eyes prefered; might accept very pretty hazel or electic blue eyes. No facial scars or acne. Clean shaven or extremely well manicured facial hair is a must (including eye brows)...but, must be very masculine. Cock must be uncut and thick, at least 8", no longer than 91/2" long. Must be a professional under 35 years of age who can appreciate an elderly man (although I have no extra money and have no education beyond 9th grade). That reminds me, you must have an MBA, P.Hd, or at least an advanced degree with a career that brings in 150 thousand dollars or more per year, but no work-aholics need apply (I demand a lot of your time).
    Although I am balding and overweight, you must have an incredible body, with 6-pack abs. No oldies or fatties or baldies need apply. Race is unimportant, but must be very handsome, world travelled and cultured.
    If you meet ALL of the above requirements, send me a picture. No replies without full frontal naked pic with face. Thanks guys.

  • aidikay

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    Feb 15, 2009 1:50 AM GMT
    I think this blog (titled, "That's My Girl, A**hole!) fits perfectly with 'playing around at craigslist because of too much time on their hands'.