"WHAT IF...?"

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    Feb 19, 2009 6:44 PM GMT
    Do you remember all those books that were popular about 8 years ago that ran on the premise, "What if...?" Like what if Godzilla and TRex would meet online?, etc. Well, here's one for what it's worth and your comments:

    "What if Hitler had a speed date with Barbra Streisand?"

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    Feb 19, 2009 6:46 PM GMT
    I picked the wrong day to quit meth... icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 19, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    What if BodyWork4 hadn't quit Meth?? LOLicon_lol.gif
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    Feb 20, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
    Simple: She would crush him.
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    Feb 20, 2009 1:44 AM GMT
    Marvel Comics used to do What If? comics.

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    Feb 20, 2009 2:12 AM GMT
    I'd like to answer, but I'm sorry, Babara is so like buttah that I am a little faklempt
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    Feb 20, 2009 6:26 AM GMT
    calibro saidI'd like to answer, but I'm sorry, Babara is so like buttah that I am a little faklempt


    LOL

    What if Calibro was in that pose right in front of me? Would I resist the urge or just go in for the nipple-tongue-tickle?
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    Feb 20, 2009 6:30 AM GMT
    calibro saidI'd like to answer, but I'm sorry, Babara is so like buttah that I am a little faklempt


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    Feb 20, 2009 2:39 PM GMT
    growingbig saidSimple: She would crush him.


    Indeed she would! or just brow and nose beat the guy into complete Jewish mother submission...I'd like to be a bagel on the wall during their conversation. And Adolph would have to keep to her left the whole time, so he only saw her good side...
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    Feb 20, 2009 2:47 PM GMT



    Barbra would Look at Hitler and say,

    "Oh, like a penis only smaller.."

    -Doug
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    Feb 20, 2009 2:51 PM GMT
    Can you give some more details..Like..

    1. is the speed date before, or during the war?

    2. is Barbara Streisand famous at the time of the date?

    3. is alcohol involved?
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    Feb 20, 2009 2:53 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidI picked the wrong day to quit meth... icon_eek.gif


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    Feb 20, 2009 3:23 PM GMT
    Ayltws saidCan you give some more details..Like..

    1. is the speed date before, or during the war?

    2. is Barbara Streisand famous at the time of the date?

    3. is alcohol involved?


    Here's the deal, as I see it. Streisand is still fuming over the fact that she got pregnant to a gay man just when her career is taking off. She has not yet met Dr. Welby's sidekick. Hitler is on holiday from Argentina and finds himself in L.A. looking for some cosmetic dental work from Dr Mengele. Famous is a purely gay thing in Streisand's case, these days, and alcohol is definitely involved although only a Dubonnet, AND she keeps lemoning her elbows every time she forgets and places them on the table.

    That enough?
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    Feb 20, 2009 3:29 PM GMT
    Thanks..That made it much clearer...Taking all the alcohol into consideration..

    I predict the out come as being a nude portrait of Barbra, signed Adolf..
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    Feb 20, 2009 3:35 PM GMT
    ...on velvet?! will she be on the hood of a Mercedes? Will she have a little Hitler moustache 'down there'?icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Feb 20, 2009 3:47 PM GMT
    No velvet or Mercedes..I see her reclining tastefully on a Panther tank..and no moustache..just a jungle down there showing her free spirit, but that was the artists interpretationicon_neutral.gif
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    Feb 20, 2009 3:48 PM GMT
    of all the things I have read here......
    Guys, you all need a new hobby! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 20, 2009 3:53 PM GMT
    Ayltws saidNo velvet or Mercedes..I see her reclining tastefully on a Panther tank..and no moustache..just a jungle down there showing her free spirit, but that was the artists interpretationicon_neutral.gif


    Thanks, Vermeer,

    so 'Color Her Barbra', then because at her age she'll have to touch up all that 'free growth' with a little vegetable dye...icon_rolleyes.gif