Weird. Another reason we're not gonna be flying anymore.
Now for one of my anecdotes (and you can stop here if you don't like them).
A fellow Captain decided it would be a good joke on his fellow Captains, in a large open office next door, to inflict them with some flatulance. So the night before he ate a bunch of hard boiled eggs, and drank lots of beer.
Well, it worked. Next day he was farting constantly, and stinking up the shared office. Unfortunately, it wafted into the private office of their boss, a Lt. Colonel. And he was not amused.
In fact, he was so mad he had the smelly Captain's desk moved out into the hallway. He was incredibly shamed. We had to walk around it, and didn't want to say anything. We knew his career was ruined. His next OER (Officer Efficency Report) would be zeroed by his boss. Scratch one Captain.
