Bastard Children?

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    Feb 21, 2009 4:36 AM GMT
    Why do I feel that by and large, gay cowboys are the crazy bastard children of the gay community. Oh sure, everyone wants to molest us, but when it comes to real western culture, NO! We don't allow that in the gay house! OK, so, its real jock, and everyone's anti chewing. I quit, it was hard, but seriously, if you are gonna obsess over cowboys, get used to cheap beer and copenhagen.

    Country Music? Well, I live in Idaho, so, lots of them love it, but in general, again, I know way too many queers that hate it, yet see my boots and hat and wanna have some "role playing". But they always make me take my spurs off the boots. Which is fine if I'm topping. But just an FYI boys, if my boots are on your shoulders, I'm gonna mark you out.....HAH, I just thought of that, now if only I could find a gay bronc rider.
  • cg220

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    Feb 21, 2009 7:24 AM GMT
    Hey, I grew up in Oklahoma. Got two hats and two sets of boots...of course, with that said, I do not exactly get a chance to wear them living in Sydney or the other cities i have lived in since leaving Dallas where I went to school. (Halloween being the exception icon_lol.gif )

    But, I have to say, I still have a soft spot for cowboys! Love cheap beer too...but have to pass on the chewing... icon_smile.gif

    I am sure you will find someone out there quite happy with you bud!
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    Feb 21, 2009 8:01 AM GMT
    Well, in Dallas there is a REAL Western Gay Bar - it may actually be in Fort Worth. I don't remember as I was taken by friends and no matter what it was a LONG drive with BIG queens. In any case, I thought it was very authentic - plenty of country music, real western clothes, and spurs.

    BTW, who could resist a cowboy in his jeans - SWOON!!!!!!!!!! OR Chaps... Nothing like a shirtless man in his Cowboy Hat, Jeans, Chaps, and Boots...YUM! I'm originally from Dallas and most of the family is in West Texas, so it's bred in me.
  • zakariahzol

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    Feb 21, 2009 8:27 AM GMT
    What do you mean bastard children of the gay community? Gay cowboy is the most attractive living thing walking this earth. I dont know about other gays but I am obses with them. It to bad I dont live in some country where the cowboy are. I just love to dress like one , the shirt, big buckle belt , the hat , the jeans. I take a big muscular cowboy with rough hand over a gym built white collaar yuppies gay men , anytime.
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    Feb 21, 2009 10:06 AM GMT
    WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I have never heard "gay cowboys are the crazy bastard children of the gay community". They might not be as 'high-profile' as other segments of the gay community, but are not treated as outcasts.
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    Feb 21, 2009 2:02 PM GMT
    what?????

    ....gay cowboys outcast/bastard children of the gay community?

    ...when did this happen? Hell no....nothin' wrong with 'em at all. Just like the Butch Queen, the Leather Queen, the white collar gym muscled Queen...the religious pious Queen , who by the way is actually a nun from West Hollywood especially at Halloween time, the " dude " Queen from the Valley....they ALL have a part in the rainbow and we shouldn't have a problem with them. Maybe some "individuals" but as a group we need to be loving our gay cowboys.


    Hell whats a gay community w/o our cowboys!

    just because of this post IM going out , find a gay cowboy , treat them to lunch and get 'em the sack. You Go ...ME!
  • calibro

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    Feb 21, 2009 2:31 PM GMT
    That's a shame. My dad is a cowboy so I grew up with the look, and probably why I think it's hot on a guy. Move to Texas where you'll be appreciated icon_biggrin.gif
  • HndsmKansan

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    Feb 21, 2009 2:56 PM GMT
    I think we just have to accept the fact that in the "gay scene", the majority focus isn't toward the cowboys or that scene (now I say the "majority", there is still a following).

    I'm a cross between western, jock and preppy I suppose. I think you are what you are... but I can a hot cowboy in wranglers gets my attention real fast.. and I love country music and the rodeo scene. I'm just not exclusively
    "one scene".
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    Feb 21, 2009 3:07 PM GMT
    HAHA, this is what I get for posting while drinking whiskey. Speaking of which, Cowboys are the easiest group in the world to market too. Pendleton whiskey sucks, but because its from Pendleton (Pendleton roundup ?) and has a cowboy on the bottle, cowboys fuckin love the shit, and get offended when I tell them its crap.
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    Feb 21, 2009 3:21 PM GMT
    Haha I don't have a problem with cowboys, Never lived in a part of the country where they are prolific but i did grow up on a horse farm


    Save a horse ride a Cowboy
  • imperator

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    Feb 21, 2009 4:10 PM GMT
    Well maybe if their parents had just gay-married instead of spawning out of wedlock... icon_confused.gif

    oh no... wait-- please don't... {visualizes a big gay rodeo-themed wedding... huge hats... disco-ball belt buckles... an inappropriately-named mechanical bull... the "steers 'n queers" steak & margarita buffet}... oh gaaad! Damn my overactive imagination, damn it to hell!
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    Feb 21, 2009 4:33 PM GMT
    I think my general train of thought at the time of posting was the lack of respect for my hat. Everytime I have someone over to my house, and they see my cowboy hat, it turns into some kinda party prop until I turn around and freak out and have to hide it in my room. You just don't touch a guys hat. Is that so hard to understand?
  • Timbales

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    Feb 21, 2009 5:18 PM GMT
    so rural gays are the red-headed stepchild of the gay community? who knew
  • Timbales

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    Feb 21, 2009 5:23 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    Timberoo saidso rural gays are the red-headed stepchild of the gay community? who knew

    Not in Dallas,,, they are drooled on because they are the HOT men that venture into town and just happen to be Gay as an added bonus. I think most gays are attracted to masculine men,,, and that is what most of the Cowboys exude here. Now get a Cowboy drunk and you never know what will happen next. They are the wild bunch !



    unless they actually are redheads ;)
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    Feb 21, 2009 5:26 PM GMT
    i love cowboys, i love riding, i love the ranch, i love the outdoors. i don't chew, drink, or smoke but that has nothing to do with my perception of cowboys or elsewise. and it has been a long time since i've done any branding. nothing bastard 'bout 'em.
  • Timbales

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    Feb 21, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    Timberoo said
    TheGuyNextDoor said
    Timberoo saidso rural gays are the red-headed stepchild of the gay community? who knew

    Not in Dallas,,, they are drooled on because they are the HOT men that venture into town and just happen to be Gay as an added bonus. I think most gays are attracted to masculine men,,, and that is what most of the Cowboys exude here. Now get a Cowboy drunk and you never know what will happen next. They are the wild bunch !



    unless they actually are redheads ;)

    Are you kidding Tim? I Love Redheaded Cowboys,,, they are a very rare breed. I'd ride that horse any day !


    of course I'm kidding.

    I think I know where your redheaded cowboy fixation comes from

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    Feb 21, 2009 5:55 PM GMT
    Cowboys are tools.
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    Feb 21, 2009 5:57 PM GMT
    Car crash thread.
  • zakariahzol

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    Feb 22, 2009 12:05 AM GMT
    Boys, this thread is giving me a serious hard on
  • coolarmydude

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    Feb 22, 2009 12:17 AM GMT
    This will cool it down. I found the bastard children of the gay community!

  • coolarmydude

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    Feb 22, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    OK! Let's crank the heat back up.


    YeeeeeeHawwww!!!!! (If you could actually hear me say that out loud...)

  • TrentGrad

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    May 23, 2011 3:23 AM GMT
    Okay, I'm going to resurrect this thread because I think most of the guys who responded to the OP kinda missed his point.

    He's not saying that gay Cowboys aren't sought after or considered HOT...he's saying that there are certain social traits they exhibit which the gay community in general seems to distance itself from: like cheap beer and chewing tobacco.

    Cowboys seem totally at odds with a site like this because the mentalities are so different. For instance, on this website, it's assumed that people are working hard on their bodies; for Cowboys, I'd venture to say the assumption is that they're so hard working that the residual benefit is a strong body.

    Guys on this website talk about how they exfoliate or what soap they use specially for their face; true Cowboys (even the gay variety) likely don't put the same level of thought into it.

    Likewise, most true Cowboys likely have no interest in seeing a show, or vacationing on a gay beach, or going on a gay cruise: they likely would prefer hunting, or fishing, or camping.

  • needleninja

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    May 23, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
    i would probibly date a gay cowboy. :^
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    Jul 23, 2011 2:41 PM GMT
    The first paragraph gave me a good laugh, but I get your point