FML....

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    Feb 21, 2009 4:22 PM GMT
    Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

    - PS not me, but from

    http://www.fmylife.com/

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    Feb 21, 2009 6:17 PM GMT
    I am incredibly addicted to this site.

    Today, I visited my brother in jail for the first time. I didn't know what to say so I blurted out : "Are you having fun ?" FML
  • farfle

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    Feb 21, 2009 10:13 PM GMT
    I have just become addicted...thanks guys!icon_confused.gif

    Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with comdoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
  • DCEric

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    Feb 21, 2009 10:24 PM GMT
    Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a bebe gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

    /still likes fark better.
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    Feb 21, 2009 10:31 PM GMT
    Oh Fark and Somethingawful are also in my web rotation. I used to read a lot of web comics too but kinda just stopped. I dunno why.
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    Feb 21, 2009 10:58 PM GMT
    From me:

    Yesterday I was the bestman at my cousin's wedding and was supposed to hold the mic while they exchange vows. I forgot, and the choir who had the mic ready had to whisper to me "Pssst! Bestman!"... loudly.

    FML
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    Feb 21, 2009 11:04 PM GMT
    Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party.icon_eek.gif

    FML


    LOL. Love that site
  • coolarmydude

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    Feb 21, 2009 11:52 PM GMT
    OMG. I have a true story of one of these that happened just a few hours ago!

    I was at a stop light and I read the license plate of the car to my left. It read S.&M. RAG. I was really curious to see the driver and it was an elderly lady. I'm so confused...


    FML
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    Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM GMT
    06/24/2009 at 8:34pm by embarrassed4life

    Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

    Can vehicle vibrations really cause that to happen?
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    Jul 01, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    Cool. Thanks man. A site that matches my life perfectly.
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    Jul 01, 2009 3:19 AM GMT
    tryingtolive said06/24/2009 at 8:34pm by embarrassed4life

    Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

    Can vehicle vibrations really cause that to happen?


    Dude, women can get orgasms just by working their abs. Totally grossed out and totally jealous aren't you?
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    Jul 01, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    Bookmarked it.

    Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML
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    Jul 01, 2009 3:34 AM GMT
    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com is also really funny icon_lol.gif
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    Jul 01, 2009 3:45 AM GMT
    BostonVball saidhttp://www.textsfromlastnight.com is also really funny icon_lol.gif


    (413): I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.

    I so would like to know more about this. This reminded me of whenever I play online games I occasionally will make fake mistells in either guild chat or general chat if chat gets boring. One of my favorites was in guild chat: "So then I walked into the room the one guy was in a sling dressed like Princess Leia in her slave outfit and the other guy was dressed like Darth Vader. He really looked like he should have been Jaba the Hut but I don't think I would have wanted to see that." My guild laughing: "Who are you talking to?" Me: "Oh sorry mistell."
  • torontoguy222...

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    Jul 01, 2009 3:49 AM GMT
    lmao that site is sooooooo funny. sometimes i wonder if some are fake, but still, great laughs!

    FML

    Tony
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    Jul 01, 2009 7:42 AM GMT
    Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML



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    Jul 01, 2009 8:40 AM GMT
    I thought that site was funny until I discovered
    http://mylifeisaverage.com/
    Then I discovered true comedy.
  • DCEric

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    Jul 02, 2009 1:07 AM GMT
    Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML