I own a Brand New Dodge Hemi Truck...but I want to give it some NutZ.......

  • twonutbuster

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    Feb 22, 2009 10:20 AM GMT
    I was looking in different websites for additions to it. Then I seen TruckNuts. I liked the idea, and I'm thinking about buying a pair of nuts for my truck. What do you guys think about this........is it sexy?

    thanks,

    TwoNutBuster
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    Feb 22, 2009 10:35 AM GMT
    Cute guy. Butch truck.

    Big balls on truck.

    Viewed from ass end.

    Forgive me, but for some reason after checking out the Truck Nuts, I'm horny. icon_redface.gif

    You win! icon_lol.gif
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    Feb 22, 2009 3:45 PM GMT
    To me, it's the equivalent of walking around in public with the word "Fuck You" on your t-shirt.

    I remember a few months ago driving my 80 year old mother and her lady friends back from dinner and coming to a stop @ a red light behind a truck with those things hanging off the back of it...

    It was one of the longest waits at a stop light I can recall in my life.

    Sure, put em on if all you care about is yourself and how "cool" you think you'll look.

    Just remember, not everyone is gonna think you're that cool.

    Selfish, uncaring, vulgar, disrespectful? Yes.

    Cool? Nope.

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    Feb 22, 2009 4:32 PM GMT
    It's funny the first few times, but after a while it gets old and it is a bit inappropriate. If you are a raunchy guy constantly looking for sex, go ahead and get 'em because that's the image they project to myself (and possibly other drivers). Guys with huge trucks and balls make me think they are trying to compensate for something. Those are my personal generalizations -- that doesn't mean you can't prove me otherwise.
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    Feb 22, 2009 4:35 PM GMT
    Erikk said Guys with huge trucks and balls make me think they are trying to compensate for something.


    I am with you on that.
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    Feb 22, 2009 4:58 PM GMT
    Have you ever been driving down the road with someone outside of your own peer group (like a parent, sister, boss, elderly church lady, my 6 year old nephew) and driven up behind an SUV with it's back seat DVD on playing porn for everyone outside of the car to see?

    What's the point? To offend as many people possible?

    I'm sorry. I just think these sorts of "look @ me!" attention acts are tasteless and simply shows no common decency or respect toward anyone else.

    Don't say I don't have a sense of humor. I do. I just try to respect the general public @ the same time...

    I LOVE the new RAM. You should get all the stares you want simply looking good while driving it.
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:00 PM GMT
    Personally I agree with the observations here. It might be funny at first and may not symbolize anything but, eh, seems like it would get old quick. More important, why in this day and age, do you feel the need to drive such a huge, gas guzzling, monstrosity of a vehicle just for yourself. I think people should have to PROVE they need something like that for work or something before they can buy one and they should be taxed heavily for the gas the suck up! Just my opinion.....Peace!
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:04 PM GMT
    TruckNuts are gross. I've only seen them once and after I stopped mildly laughing I thought the guy must be a giant douche.



    With a really small dick.. or he be shooting blanks..
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:09 PM GMT
    Erikk and MonkeyPuck, My truck is lifted so I can play in the mud and not get stuck (as easily haha) If you've never driven a truck or been mudding you wouldn't understand.

    twonutbuster, go get em bro! Yeah, you might offend old ladies, prissy guys and bible beaters but this is America and you have the right to express yourself. My truck is male - that's why I like being inside it lol. I don't put pants on a steer to haul it through town so some plastic nuts on your truck is nothing.
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
    look pretty juvenile to me ...

    funny pictures
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:21 PM GMT
    There is a population shift going on in the western world....as the industrial age moves on to China etc and the information age produces the jobs here, the smart people are moving to the urban areas, leaving the dumb ones back on the farm. That's why you see the rural area as red and the urban as blue.

    If you took all the blue out of America now, all you would have left is grass and stupid people.

    The balls on their trucks make those stupid people really easy to identify.
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:24 PM GMT
    Caslon9000 saidThere is a population shift going on in the western world....as the industrial age moves on to China etc and the information age produces the jobs here, the smart people are moving to the urban areas, leaving the dumb ones back on the farm. That's why you see the rural area as red and the urban as blue.

    If you took all the blue out of America now, all you would have left is grass and stupid people.

    The balls on their trucks make those stupid people really easy to identify.


    It's like you said what I felt :-)
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:37 PM GMT
    Caslon9000 saidThere is a population shift going on in the western world....as the industrial age moves on to China etc and the information age produces the jobs here, the smart people are moving to the urban areas, leaving the dumb ones back on the farm. That's why you see the rural area as red and the urban as blue.

    If you took all the blue out of America now, all you would have left is grass and stupid people.

    The balls on their trucks make those stupid people really easy to identify.


    So what is your lofty profession and education level that makes you sneer at rural folks? You grouped an entire class of people together and labeled them as stupid without knowing the first thing about them...That makes you a bigot! Like it or not, you are a prejudicial bigot.

    As my namesake on this forum once said: "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" GO GET THE NUTS!
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:38 PM GMT
    While he isn't explicit in doing so, he is citing statistical fact.

    Sorry to burst that rural bubble.
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:47 PM GMT
    I'm from a smalltown. A very small town. I drive a Jeep Rubicon with a lift kit. I can mud with the best of em. I don't go to church. I don't read the bible and I'm not "that" prissy....plus I live in America.

    I think "twonutbuster" has every right to drive whatever he wants. He has every right to hang "nuts" from the back of his truck....but his question was is it "sexy"?

    "No". It's not even "cool" in my opinion.....he can hang a big uncut penis off the tailgate for all I care....but he shouldn't expect to be "well thought of" by most people....or @ least I hope "most people" care enough about their actions to not intentionally flip the proverbial finger @ 80 year old women coming home from dinner with their friends.

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    Feb 22, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    ucla_matta saidWhile he isn't explicit in doing so, he is citing statistical fact.

    Sorry to burst that rural bubble.


    I expected more from a UCLA student than espousing an undocumented "statistical fact" to back up a biggoted premise. I sincerely doubt the validity of any such statistic.
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:51 PM GMT
    Caslon9000 saidThere is a population shift going on in the western world....as the industrial age moves on to China etc and the information age produces the jobs here, the smart people are moving to the urban areas, leaving the dumb ones back on the farm. That's why you see the rural area as red and the urban as blue.

    If you took all the blue out of America now, all you would have left is grass and stupid people.

    The balls on their trucks make those stupid people really easy to identify.


    I love you for that Caslon LMAO.

    So true. And that goes for Alberta too.
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    Feb 22, 2009 5:55 PM GMT
    TwoNut,
    The blue and gray striped trunks in your pick ARE sexy. Get your self a few more pairs of those and let the less-sexy people buy car accessories.
  • pbaclifeguard

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    Feb 22, 2009 5:56 PM GMT
    They are gross and nasty in my opinion and they are actually illegal in some states i know if florida they are anyway
  • Fusion98102

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    Feb 22, 2009 6:01 PM GMT
    I could have guessed you livedin Arizona based on this thread... I never saw so many of those things as when I was in Phoenix. Even chicks had them on their trucks... personally, I prefer a nice pair on a hot guy as opposed to his truck. icon_smile.gif But I say you should do what makes YOU happy, not what makes the masses happy. Be yourself.
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    Feb 22, 2009 6:01 PM GMT
    Everyone in Idaho Falls under the age of 50 had a pair on their trucks. Looks freakin' ridiculous.
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    Feb 22, 2009 6:03 PM GMT
    Oh and my favorite Voltaire quote is: "Common sense is not so common".
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    Feb 22, 2009 6:16 PM GMT
    those are the fucking most retarded things i have ever seen some put on there vehicle, it's worse then the fake bullet holes, the stupid fish/baseball breaking through your back window..

    i mean come on are you trying to compensate for something.

    a guy in a big truck can be sexy, but if they accessorize there truck, i just shake me head and look away lol
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    Feb 22, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    Voltaire said
    ucla_matta saidWhile he isn't explicit in doing so, he is citing statistical fact.

    Sorry to burst that rural bubble.


    I expected more from a UCLA student than espousing an undocumented "statistical fact" to back up a biggoted premise. I sincerely doubt the validity of any such statistic.



    Doubt it all you want, numbers don't lie.

    That thesaurus function is really working out for the best.

    But being a douche-bag aside, I'm not "bigoted"--that's based on what exactly? In truth, people who pursue an education and/or a better life for themselves typically gravitate to cities--economic epicenters. That's where the jobs/industries are, all others are sometimes, well...left behind.
  • NickoftheNort...

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    Feb 22, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    Nope, I wouldn't call TruckNuts sexy.

    To me, they look like someone tore off some guy's ballsack and nailed it to back of a truck. Along that line, they make me initially think more of a serial killer than of a hot man.

    Besides, those balls are awfully small for a truck of that size. When you first mentioned them, I thought of big, brass cajones, not that wimpy little thing.