I'm beginning to dislike it when guys say "Oh ZiM, you crack me up!" or "Oh ZiM, you're funny!" >=(

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    Feb 23, 2009 7:12 AM GMT
    ...as it doesn't get me laid!!! icon_mad.gif

    I feel like it all just translates to, "I'm not interested with you sexually, but keep the laffs a-comin'!" I mean, yeah, I crack you up... but what about my crack? I got needz too, y'know!!! icon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gif



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    Feb 23, 2009 7:48 AM GMT
    You need to keep pressing the flesh.
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    Feb 23, 2009 8:07 AM GMT
    You have my sympathies.

    Now, tell me another joke.
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    Feb 23, 2009 9:16 AM GMT
    ok ..You don't crack me up ..... you...disgust meh icon_twisted.gif

    JK JK .. you do crack me up ..

    It's probably your pictures .. they crack up .. stop cracking !!
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    Feb 23, 2009 10:02 AM GMT
    funny pictures
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    Feb 23, 2009 12:24 PM GMT
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    Feb 23, 2009 4:43 PM GMT
    ZiMsTeR said
    ...as it doesn't get me laid!!! icon_mad.gif

    I feel like it all just translates to, "I'm not interested with you sexually, but keep the laffs a-comin'!" I mean, yeah, I crack you up... but what about my crack? I got needz too, y'know!!! icon_mad.gificon_mad.gificon_mad.gif



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    I find it hard to believe that you cannot get laid. Guys should be lining up outside your door.
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:04 PM GMT
    oh zimmy - you're up my crack!
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:25 PM GMT
    Oh crack, you zim me up.
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:25 PM GMT
    Tapper said
    I find it hard to believe that you cannot get laid. Guys should be lining up outside your door.


    Oh Tapper, you crack me up!
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:26 PM GMT
    ^^ *ponders how having Zim up his crack would feel* Hmmmmmm?!
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:30 PM GMT
    HighVoltageGuy said^^ *ponders how having Zim up his crack would feel* Hmmmmmm?!


    i am quite certain one would not feel a thing. WHAT???? i'm just sayin'.
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:43 PM GMT
    LalaPaulooza said
    HighVoltageGuy said^^ *ponders how having Zim up his crack would feel* Hmmmmmm?!


    i am quite certain one would not feel a thing. WHAT???? i'm just sayin'.


    You're wrong! icon_twisted.gif

    Do it again!
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:48 PM GMT
    withHonor said
    LalaPaulooza said
    HighVoltageGuy said^^ *ponders how having Zim up his crack would feel* Hmmmmmm?!


    i am quite certain one would not feel a thing. WHAT???? i'm just sayin'.


    Your wrong! icon_twisted.gif

    Do it again!


    au contraire - YOU'RE wrong. not your. try again. ;)
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    How bout, "Zim you crack me up so much it makes my dick hard!!: icon_eek.gif
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:58 PM GMT
    Corrected and thank you! icon_wink.gif When you're excited and want to respond right away, I'll confess that I do have moments when I forget my grammar.
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    Feb 23, 2009 6:58 PM GMT
    Pics please BW4!
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    Feb 23, 2009 7:06 PM GMT
    LOL

    hard to use a hand to capture the moment, when it's hard and the hands are capturing it... ya know?
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    Feb 23, 2009 7:09 PM GMT

    I'd fuck you.
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    Feb 23, 2009 7:09 PM GMT
    withHonor saidCorrected and thank you! icon_wink.gif When you're excited and want to respond right away, I'll confess that I do have moments when I forget my grammar.


    ok, so i will try again. perhaps i should clarify my original statement, which started this thing.

    zim is not tall.
    he is not tall at all.
    he is not small, he is not tall.
    which means -
    were he up your crack, you would not feel him at all.

    it was, in no way, casting an aspersion on the size of his genitalia, if that was your concern. ;)
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    Feb 23, 2009 7:44 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 saidHow bout, "Zim you crack me up so much it makes my dick hard!!: icon_eek.gif


    I'v already said that .. my cat said it ..

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    Feb 23, 2009 7:46 PM GMT
    Oh Zim. You do crack me up. So much that I feel the need to by you either pizza or chicken around midnight and have you come over with no real intention of feeding you the food I just bought but I promise you will get fed icon_wink.gif
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    Feb 23, 2009 7:55 PM GMT
    OY! cab fare! CAB FARE!
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    Feb 24, 2009 4:13 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    I'd fuck you.



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    Guilty as feck.
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    Feb 24, 2009 4:37 AM GMT
    I suffered from "you're so funny... you're great to hangout with... as long as it's you, me an coffee, I'll love it..." comments for years. I finally had to kill the well-timed one-liners and wait to reveal my wit until after I revealed my, er... other assets.