This vital accomplishment follows Trump's tweet yesterday that he was personally responsible for 2017 being without commercial jet passenger fatalities. What a guy! And all Trump had to do was be "very strict" to get it done, without actually taking any known actions, introducing any policy changes, nor enacting any aviation safety improvements. And somehow this Trump effect spread across the entire globe, to all nations, not just the US. Wow, such powers!

I understand that tonight the sun is predicted to set, so that Trump can make it rise again tomorrow. Although I do wish Trump could be very strict with the moon, too. I'd like to see it shining every night.