How would you answer this RJ message?

  • argus

    Posts: 1211

    Jan 29, 2018 2:13 PM GMT
    "Would you like to hookup with me and fucking me long and hard"


    That's it. No salutation, just that.

    (remember I have NO visible pictures. He sent that to a FLAG.
    (It's a nice flag, but who wants to be fuckinged by a flag?)


    Have at it! Be creative. Let's have some fun with this. I'll pick the best one and answer the guy with it.
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    Jan 29, 2018 3:07 PM GMT
    Yes. But I would like to pay you. Prostitution really turns me on.
    Please send me your email and bank account information. So I can wire you a deposit before we have sex.
  • argus

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    Jan 29, 2018 6:30 PM GMT
    "Douche first. I don't want shit on my flag."
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    Jan 29, 2018 6:30 PM GMT
    argus said"Douche first. I don't want shit on my flag."


    Love!

    “I’m looking for full time slave to lick my boot and get ‘stumped’ by what’s left of my left leg.”
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    Jan 29, 2018 8:06 PM GMT
    Sounds great!

    I'm a lesbian with a strap-on -
    and I need you to eat out my wife's pussy while I'm pegging you.

    Let's do this soon!
  • bro4bro

    Posts: 1912

    Jan 29, 2018 8:44 PM GMT
    Yes I would like that. My pole is hard already. My cord is taut. My flag flutters in anticipation. Your mounded ass will be my Iwo Jima.
  • gayv

    Posts: 179

    Jan 29, 2018 9:03 PM GMT
    I will not answer that question.
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    Jan 30, 2018 12:02 AM GMT
    Miss GrammarNanny would point out that hookup is a noun and the proper spelling for the verb would be hook up.
  • interesting

    Posts: 817

    Feb 06, 2018 4:30 AM GMT
    Then you would LITERALLY have a Ten Foot Pole up your ass.
  • argus

    Posts: 1211

    Feb 08, 2018 2:41 AM GMT
    interesting saidThen you would LITERALLY have a Ten Foot Pole up your ass.
    12 foot actually, but who's counting?

    With a big brass ball.