What is your most embarrassing moment?

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    Feb 27, 2009 6:43 PM GMT
    I usually find these hilarious. Can you top mine?

    I gave a short lecture to a class on the clothing of my country. This was a formality I had to go through to keep my scholarhip, after all, a Canadian talking to a bunch of Americans about Jeans, AE, A&F, and Hollister isnt' the most educational experience. After finishing the lecture, I was walking back to my room. I remembered that I was wearing some AE jeans, the kind that have been pre-worn, meaning there are holes in random places. I then remembered that there is one on the left butt cheek. I then rememberd that I had run out of underwear the previous day and had yet to do laundry.
    lol, I now feel embarrassed whenever random people smile at me on campus.icon_redface.gif
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    Feb 28, 2009 1:25 AM GMT
    Well, nothing lately other than putting my foot in my mouth a few times. However in Middle school I was talking to some friends in the quad and was headed to lunch, when i turned around after waving bye and loudly saying see you bitches i slammed face first into a support pole for the overhang, knocking me unconscious.
  • OptimusMatt

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    Feb 28, 2009 1:41 AM GMT
    Bahahahahaha nick you are awesome.

    My most shameful experience in recent years was my friend's 'P' party - it was a theme party for the letter P and I went as a porn star and got SHITFACED.

    Well, a bunch of us crashing there that night passed out in the living room, and my friend DEFINITELY snapped a picture of me creepily staring into the camera very sex-offender-esque while creepily snuggling up close to the guy I had been hitting on all night who was passed out next to me on the floor. I honestly have NO recolection of this though

    God it looked so bad. I mean it ultimately was pretty Disney sex-offender-esque, but that picture....shudder. I made him promise to never let it see the light of day again, lol.
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    Feb 28, 2009 4:32 AM GMT
    I was invited to a fancy wedding because I knew the bride. At the reception afterwards they had a professional MC, who introduced each of the maids of honor and groomsmen by name, paired up as couples as they formally entered the hall, ahead of the bride & groom.

    I was seated at a long banquet table, when a friend of mine, who was a groomsman, was introduced with this very overweight woman on his arm, one of the maids of honor. Now "Bill" was very handsome, single and always dated the most lovely women, and so I remarked to another friend sitting next to me:

    "Wow, look at that one with Bill! Not up to his usual standards, is she?"

    The guy seated directly across from me, whom I hadn't yet met, snarled at me: "I don't know what you mean by his usual standards, but that's my wife."

    He was soon joined by her, and I had to sit across from them through the whole banquet in my assigned seat. It was just about the most awkward ordeal in my entire life.
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    Feb 28, 2009 9:45 PM GMT
    Red_Vespa that's awesome.

    I have too many stories of my own to narrow them down. I will however tell the all time, handsdown, sickest, most embarrassing story.
    True story told to me by a friend, I'll call Fran.

    Background, she's 58 years old, dirty, slutty still, overweight, mising teeth, and born in Arkansas. Oh yeah, married 5 times and divorced 5 times but waiting on the 6th.

    Fran says, "I never knew I had a trigger throat until I was on a date one night."

    I say, "How's that Fran?"
    Fran says, "Well, I went on a date one night about ten years ago. We were a little drunk and decided to go to IHop. So, we're finishing up and I was saying goodbye to him with a blowjob. . . . All of a sudden everything just came up on his lap."

    My response, "What'd you do Fran?"
    Fran utters, "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life! I was so scared."

    Again I say, "What did he do?"
    Fran says, "He was still so drunk and in the moment that he didn't notice. So I had no choice but to just scoop it up and re-eat it!"

    True Story..
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    Feb 28, 2009 9:48 PM GMT
    Only in Arkansas. I lived there 3 years.
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    Feb 28, 2009 9:56 PM GMT
    I have so many also...but this is one about my son and I.

    He was about 1 year old and sitting in the front of the grocery cart as him and I were shopping. Normally he was an angel but this particular day he cried and screamed through the whole store and being horrible!!!

    We get up to the register....she is just finishing ringing all my groceries up when all the sudden he stopped having his fits. I thought hmmmm???

    I turned and looked.......he had diarrhea so bad it shot out of his diaper, out of his shorts and all over the floor, right there in the grocery store and is just looking at me like "i feel so much better" !!! Ugh!!!

    I thought I would just die.

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    Feb 28, 2009 10:24 PM GMT
    redbull saidI have so many also...but this is one about my son and I.

    I'm a father, too, and can empathize with you.

    One time I held an out-of-town conference that included my whole Army office staff. I had specially arranged that soldiers could bring their spouses & children along on the trip, too, since it was a tourist destination, making sure that it cost the Army no more than if only the soldiers had attended alone (I was absolutely fanatical about controlling my operating costs, but also knew that family was important to consider, too. On this occasion I could do both).

    So I and my entire staff and their families were lounging around a hotel roof-top swimming pool in the early evening after a day-long conference, when my 4-year old son ran off to the restroom by himself. He had assured me he wanted to go by himself, at that age when kids need to attempt certain things on their own.

    A few minutes later he came running back out onto the pool deck, holding his swimsuit in his hand and otherwise totally naked! He had almost reached me when he realized his mistake, and ran all the way back to the restroom bare-ass to put his trunks on. Everyone around the pool was in hysterics.

    I said to the sergeant reclining in the chaise next to mine: "I wonder whose child he is? His parents must be VERY embarrassed." She laughed.

    I quickly got up and went to the restroom, getting there just as he was coming back out, all embarrassed. I tried to reassure him it was OK, and gave him lots of hugs & attention to ease the situation. Being a Lt. Colonel at the time and the senior military person there, no adults dared give him or me a further hard time, and I hope the incident didn't scar him. But it really was funny as hell!
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    Mar 04, 2009 2:37 PM GMT
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    redbull saidI have so many also...but this is one about my son and I.

    I'm a father, too, and can empathize with you.

    One time I held an out-of-town conference that included my whole Army office staff. I had specially arranged that soldiers could bring their spouses & children along on the trip, too, since it was a tourist destination, making sure that it cost the Army no more than if only the soldiers had attended alone (I was absolutely fanatical about controlling my operating costs, but also knew that family was important to consider, too. On this occasion I could do both).

    So I and my entire staff and their families were lounging around a hotel roof-top swimming pool in the early evening after a day-long conference, when my 4-year old son ran off to the restroom by himself. He had assured me he wanted to go by himself, at that age when kids need to attempt certain things on their own.

    A few minutes later he came running back out onto the pool deck, holding his swimsuit in his hand and otherwise totally naked! He had almost reached me when he realized his mistake, and ran all the way back to the restroom bare-ass to put his trunks on. Everyone around the pool was in hysterics.

    I said to the sergeant reclining in the chaise next to mine: "I wonder whose child he is? His parents must be VERY embarrassed." She laughed.

    I quickly got up and went to the restroom, getting there just as he was coming back out, all embarrassed. I tried to reassure him it was OK, and gave him lots of hugs & attention to ease the situation. Being a Lt. Colonel at the time and the senior military person there, no adults dared give him or me a further hard time, and I hope the incident didn't scar him. But it really was funny as hell!



    lol....cute
  • Iota

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    Mar 04, 2009 11:13 PM GMT
    Well I have done many things that would be considered embarrassing. One of my favorites was when I was in high school, I was going to go pick up some prescriptions from was Walgreens and then get some food from a drive threw after and then head home. I knew I would not be leaving my car and did not feel like getting dressed. So I got into my SUV naked, and on the way back from Walgreens, I hit on the passenger side of my SUV. The only clothing I had, was the cowboy hat, I threw on just to be a dork. It was great fun exchanging information with the person who hit me, which was a teacher from my school, and because I don’t live that far from my school there were several students there who recognized me, on the 2 really busy streets having to get out of the car when the cops came because her car and my SUV both had to be flat-bedded back to the dealership. All I had for clothing was that damn cowboy hat and some flip flops, I was really glad when a picture got sent to me on my phone on the way back to my house in the squad car, of my naked ass. It was great explaining why I was wearing only a cowboy hat the following Monday and having to go to class with the teacher who had now seen me naked (when she hit me I was kinda in shock till she came over and open my door for me, so I did not get a change to cover up). I was really glad my family was out of town that weekend. It is a story I can’t wait to share with my kids so they don’t have the same experience.
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    Mar 04, 2009 11:22 PM GMT
    About 20 years ago I was aped by a mime in front of my family and about a hundred people on the steps of the NY Public Library. I should have decked him. Mimes suck.

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    Sep 26, 2009 4:38 AM GMT
    I was stuck in traffic about 6 weeks ago. Desperately having to pee, I took the liberty of grabbing an empty soda bottle and filling it up.
    Tossed the bottle on the floor of the back seat and forgot about it.

    There is an old lady who brought her dog into work yesterday. I routinely give her the keys to my car to collect bottles since she dumpster dives.

    Looking out the window I saw her tossing bottles about and gasped realising I forgot the bottle of pee on the floor. My co workers and I were horrifically laughing thinking maybe she would just leave the bottle in the car thinking it was juice.

    NOPE!icon_redface.gif
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    Sep 26, 2009 8:48 AM GMT
    Iota saidWell I have done many things that would be considered embarrassing. One of my favorites was when I was in high school, I was going to go pick up some prescriptions from was Walgreens and then get some food from a drive threw after and then head home. I knew I would not be leaving my car and did not feel like getting dressed. So I got into my SUV naked, and on the way back from Walgreens, I hit on the passenger side of my SUV. The only clothing I had, was the cowboy hat, I threw on just to be a dork. It was great fun exchanging information with the person who hit me, which was a teacher from my school, and because I don’t live that far from my school there were several students there who recognized me, on the 2 really busy streets having to get out of the car when the cops came because her car and my SUV both had to be flat-bedded back to the dealership. All I had for clothing was that damn cowboy hat and some flip flops, I was really glad when a picture got sent to me on my phone on the way back to my house in the squad car, of my naked ass. It was great explaining why I was wearing only a cowboy hat the following Monday and having to go to class with the teacher who had now seen me naked (when she hit me I was kinda in shock till she came over and open my door for me, so I did not get a change to cover up). I was really glad my family was out of town that weekend. It is a story I can’t wait to share with my kids so they don’t have the same experience.


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    Sep 26, 2009 1:59 PM GMT
    I was Invited to come to a pork party by my friend Danielle. At the University of Arizona the trumpet section in the pride of arizona has some type of ceremony called a pork party lol. soooo fast forward an hour later I was sooo soo fucked up.

    1 nasty beer+12 shots of vodka+1 a cup of jack and coke=One crazy bitchicon_razz.gif

    It came time for the porkeys to sing their song called beer beer beer beer beer beer and every 8th count I would randomly scream out vooodka!!!!(in my gayest voice ever) my friend had to keep my mouth shut while trying not to laugh.

    Once that was over I tried to run back in the kitchen for more shots and got stuck in between the sink and oven lol.

    in the end I was left with 3 day hang over. Arrrggg! there was this really nice cute guy there though trying to help me to the bathroom. I wonder if he was gay?

    since that I don't drink nooooo mooooore.
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    Sep 26, 2009 5:09 PM GMT
    Ive been trying to think of one for a while and I think it would have to be the one time I had my college roommates walk in on me and another guy having sex. It was odd and I was like ok.. they will leave... no they stayed to watch... AKWARD. and supposedly they were straight.icon_razz.gif
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    Sep 26, 2009 10:17 PM GMT
    WEll, as most of my friends know, I have many moments that I wish to push from my mind as they lead me to believe that I'm not "wrapped too tightly" as my grandmother used to say.

    Last week I went into work and I was very tired. I had arrived late...it took me 2 hours to drive through the DC traffic! The last text message I sent was to my boss TJ, letting her know that I was a little behind because of traffic.

    Well I decided to send a message to my boyfriend Chris like I do every morning letting him know that i love him and letting him know how my day is going. I usually select the last message that he sent me on my BlackBerry and hit reply. Well I mistakenly selected my last message from my boss rather than from Chris....and I guess you can infer what I did from there icon_smile.gif

    Thank God the message was "G" Rated lol!!!

    She thought it was funny....but it embarrassed the hell outta me.
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    Sep 26, 2009 10:53 PM GMT
    I got a hardon in the shower after 6th grade gym class.I was teased about that all the way through high school.For that reason only I never returned for any class reunion.
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    Oct 04, 2009 3:14 PM GMT
    I was just out of the shower when the door bell rang. I wrapped a towel around my waist and answered the door. It was my parents. When I went to unlock the storm door the towel fell off and lets say all was revealed. My Mother asked me if this was the way I greeted all my guests.icon_redface.gif
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    Oct 04, 2009 3:19 PM GMT
    imaquic01 saidWEll, as most of my friends know, I have many moments that I wish to push from my mind as they lead me to believe that I'm not "wrapped too tightly" as my grandmother used to say.

    Last week I went into work and I was very tired. I had arrived late...it took me 2 hours to drive through the DC traffic! The last text message I sent was to my boss TJ, letting her know that I was a little behind because of traffic.

    Well I decided to send a message to my boyfriend Chris like I do every morning letting him know that i love him and letting him know how my day is going. I usually select the last message that he sent me on my BlackBerry and hit reply. Well I mistakenly selected my last message from my boss rather than from Chris....and I guess you can infer what I did from there icon_smile.gif

    Thank God the message was "G" Rated lol!!!

    She thought it was funny....but it embarrassed the hell outta me.



    I've been a victim of sending the wrong message to the wrong person too many times to count.
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    Oct 05, 2009 2:57 AM GMT
    When i worked at a hardware store and was still living at home, i left my lunch on the table at home one day
    mum sent it via courier it to work
    opened it infront of all the guys
    for shame
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    Oct 05, 2009 2:45 PM GMT
    When I was in elementary school, it was kind of the cool thing to wear sweat pants to school. So I actually got a pair and wore them in, trying to look casual and cool.

    Later on in the day, I had to go to the bathroom real bad. I was waiting on another kid to come out of the bathroom, wiggling around to keep my bladder comfortable. I shouldered my way pass the other kid when he opened the door to the bathroom, slammed the door shut, pulled down the front of the sweatpants with one hand and aimed with the other. It felt so good to actually be going after waiting for 25 minutes... So good, that my body, especially my hand, relaxed. My waistband slipped from my hand and I continued to urinate fervently. I tried to unleash the stream from my pants that would surely be my doom, only to spray my shirt, the toilet and the wall in the process.

    It took me another ten minutes to soak, wash, and somewhat dry my clothes in the hand dryer. I wouldn't come out before. I made the entire class late for choir. Everyone pretty much knew what happened, but when someone thought they smelled pee later, we all blamed it on the kid who normally wet himself in school. Thankfully, he decided to join me in wetting myself that day, and I didn't have to try so hard to hide.

    It took me 8 years before I felt comfortable wnough to wear a pair of sweat pants again.
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    Oct 07, 2009 12:44 PM GMT
    One actually happened today.

    Basically, our 8 boat was rowing out on the lake and we happened to be doing bowel 4 and stern 2 with me (5) balancing the boat with 6 pairing with me. The coxswain said "5 seat, raise your hand please", so here I am thinking "she doesn't know who I am" and I end up raising my hands high in the air so she can see who I was. Lol, this was the mistake. The people behind me were saying "No, haha. Raise your hand oar, we're off balance".icon_lol.gificon_redface.gif
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    Oct 07, 2009 1:25 PM GMT
    Lets see...

    Once I was making out with a guy... who, I had sort of not wanted to make out with, but he was a good persuader... and while we were kissing, on his bed for a few mins, he got too frisky and started unbuckling my belt. At that point I was like, oh my, I really dont want to be doing this. So I stopped and he was like, "what?" and I said "I have to go home" lol. I put on my shoes and I left, apologizing profusely.

    another time I was in the grocery store with my friend from Honduras... we both speak spanish, and I was speaking with him that day in Spanish.... I was grabbing some lunch meat and for no reason, I said that ' yo quiero un poquito de pan con pan' which in slang means I want a little bit of (lesbian) p*ssy... and at that moment the guy next to me said, "pan con pan es para tontos" .... "P*ssy is for silly guys" ... lol.... Luis and I turned bright red.
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    Oct 07, 2009 1:44 PM GMT
    Would have to be when I feinted in 10th grade biology class when we were doing blood typing...the teacher pricked my finger and I went out...woke up with a sprained write and to a lot of snickering!
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    Oct 07, 2009 2:09 PM GMT
    I was doing an Athletic Training internship with a NFL team during the preseason, 2-a-day practices time period. We were having a scrimmage at a local high school stadium so that the public could attend and had few set backs that put us running late.

    While doing the field set-up, one of the other interns and I have were running around the perimeter of the field putting batteries into all of the portable water pumps. We had all of the batteries in an ice chest and as we ran around with this ice chest we came upon an area that had no grass, just dirt. Well, it turns out the dirt was there to fill in a deep hole and of course, I step in it. I went knee deep into the hole and fell, causing the ice chest handle to break, all of the batteries to go flying and the other intern fell on his ass. This all happened at the 50 yard line in front of the stands that were holding about 5,000 fans who all stood and clapped.