alcohol enemas as a quick way to get drunk??

  • rnch

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    Mar 06, 2009 3:26 PM GMT
    i was reading, on another website, about alcohol (booze, not rubbing)enemas as a quick way to get a major buzz goin' on.

    since the intestines absorb the alcohol quickly, only a shot glass full of alcohol/wine/beer is needed to be...injected...to get buzzed quickly.

    i used to "shotgun" cheap beer in college, but this method sounds like taking it a step farther!

    has anyone had any "hands on" experience with this method?
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:03 PM GMT
    WOW!
    lol....I would think it would burn really bad!!!
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:05 PM GMT
    Sounds scary icon_eek.gif
  • dfrourke

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    Mar 06, 2009 5:07 PM GMT
    sounds like someone with substance abuse issues wrote that post on the other website...

    ...how practical is that really...

    "excuse me [to friends at a bar]...I'm going to shove this shot glass up my bum and do a cartwheel here in the hallway to get my buzz going on'...

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  • Rookz

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    Mar 06, 2009 5:10 PM GMT
    I heard one where you dip a tampon in alcohol and shove it in a guy's butt. That will get a person drunk fast. At least you control the bleeding if you happen to have hemorrhoids and disinfect it icon_biggrin.gif
  • Mikeylikesit

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    Mar 06, 2009 5:13 PM GMT
    This thread is a really gross topic....amazeses me what people will post....Will Scat be next??.....icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:13 PM GMT
    It's not quite the same as a Dirty Sanchez, but ever heard of a Drunken Gerbil?
  • Rookz

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    Mar 06, 2009 5:15 PM GMT
    McGay saidIt's not quite the same as a Dirty Sanchez, but ever heard of a Drunken Gerbil?


    Does it include a real drunk gerbil? If not, i'm not interested.
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:16 PM GMT
    A real drunk gerbil? Hmm, well, he is pretty drunk. How drunk is real drunk? I mean, I wouldn't trust the gerbil to drive in that state, that's pretty drunk.
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:17 PM GMT
    I have a friend who's a urologist, and he had a guy come in with a really bad bladder infection. The doctor was trying to get a history and the patient started to talk about this decanter party he was at. Evidently, you insert a catheter into your pee-hole, fill it with wine, and then piss in the other party-members mouths, drinking the wine-piss.

    This blew me away that people actually do that. Have you ever heard of this before? Gross
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:25 PM GMT
    OMG!
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:26 PM GMT
    That's very dangerous! A woman killed her husband accidently while giving him a wine enema.It was on the news.
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:27 PM GMT
    McGay saidIt's not quite the same as a Dirty Sanchez, but ever heard of a Drunken Gerbil?


    Is that the same as a crapulous cabybara, sodden hamster or inebriated guinea pig?


    I've had friends that claim to have seen this, but say it was messy and impractical. More often, waaaaaaay back in my lost 20's, people would sometimes booty bump their recreational drugs.
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:47 PM GMT
    dreamdrop saidThat's very dangerous! A woman killed her husband accidently while giving him a wine enema.It was on the news.


    I thought that was an urban legend (the news that is)...it is lethal though so I would not suggest it. It really is odd the things people will do for a buzz.

    Did any of you hear about the two kids that literally went to a graveyard, dug up a human skull and used it as a bong icon_eek.gif WTF. To me that's the type of stuff that creates fun new diseases that have no cure because No One would think to do that.icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    i heard about this a long time ago, never tried it cause i drink for the flavor lol.

    but it does get you drunk quickly because it is 100% absorption of the alcohol, very quickly

    it is also very dangerous, and you can get alcohol poisoning very easy, it's not safe to do with hard liquor at all form everything i have been told.
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    Mar 06, 2009 5:50 PM GMT
    Mikeylikesit saidThis thread is a really gross topic....amazeses me what people will post....Will Scat be next??.....icon_eek.gif



    Amen. Bro, you need to find a hobby or somethin...
  • Iota

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    Mar 06, 2009 6:23 PM GMT
    I have heard about this and you should be careful, cause you can get a buzz faster, but you can OD a lot faster and if you OD cause you shoot it up your ass you are much more likely to die then if you drank it all. It does work but you should never use anything more then a shot of wine. I have never done it, but i have seen a couple of friends OD from it.
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    Mar 06, 2009 6:37 PM GMT
    People, people, people... shove only one thing in your butts and be certain it has no intoxicating effects. Talk about someone having too much time (and alcohol craving) on their hands...
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    Mar 06, 2009 6:45 PM GMT
    Come on! This topic has the credibility of an urban legend. Inserting a narrow tube past the colon isn't too difficult, but it's an ordeal that seems like it would weed out all but the most determined refrigerant-huffing losers. I think anyone willing to work that hard to get a (cheap) buzz has earned it.
  • rnch

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    Mar 06, 2009 6:47 PM GMT
    pdxboxer saidPeople, people, people... shove only one thing in your butts and be certain it has no intoxicating effects.....
    going anal with your bf doesn't make you feel intoxicated? mine does! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 06, 2009 6:51 PM GMT
    I'm going to open a chain of bars that cater to this kind of thing.

    McGay's Enema Bar
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    Mar 06, 2009 6:59 PM GMT
    WOW. Sounds like a very stupid way to get drunk and there really isn't a benefit from it. In fact it is potentially dangerous to use this method. You greatly put yourself at risk for death.

    Youy should watch that this one show called 1000 ways to die or something like that and you'll see what I mean. Apparently there was this guy who had an accident to his throat which left him unable to drink any alcohol. Ironically enough he was an alcoholic and he just couldn't live without the stuff. He came up with a way to fix that probelm by using the method of this topic. He had his wife assist him in the process even though she didn't want to. Long story short he ended up dying by consuming too much alcohol with this method. he basically got drunk, went to sleep and stayed alseep for good.

    What people won't do just to get drunk.