Mar 10, 2009 1:24 PM GMT
These threads are really becoming a downer..so.....tell your favorite joke, please!
Here is mine:
A man walks into a bar with an octopus on a leash. The bartender says 'Get that smelly, slimy sea-creature out of my bar!"
The man says" This is no ordinary octpus. He's musical."
"Oh yeah, what does he play?"
"Anything."
"I bet you $300 he can't play that piano!"
"Ok, deal What do you want to hear?" "How about 'Dixie'?"
The man sits the octopus down on the bench and it begins to play the song. The bartender pays him his money. After some thinking he says "I bet you $1,000 he can't play that trombone!"
"Deal! What do you want to hear?" "Why, '76 Trombones', of course!" He sits the octopus on the counter with the trombone and it begins to play flawlessly. Now the bar owner is really pissed. He goes into the back room and comes out with a dust covered bagpipe and says "I'll give you this damn place if he can play this!"
"I don't know......"
"HA! I thought you said he could play anything?" "Well, he's never played one before....but OK"
He sits the octopus down on the counter and it wraps itself around the bagpipe clockwiise...unwraps and then wraps itself again counter-clockwise...
See?!? He can't play it! You lose!!"
"Now just wait a minute. As soon as he figures out he can't fuck it, he'll play it!"
Here is mine:
A man walks into a bar with an octopus on a leash. The bartender says 'Get that smelly, slimy sea-creature out of my bar!"
The man says" This is no ordinary octpus. He's musical."
"Oh yeah, what does he play?"
"Anything."
"I bet you $300 he can't play that piano!"
"Ok, deal What do you want to hear?" "How about 'Dixie'?"
The man sits the octopus down on the bench and it begins to play the song. The bartender pays him his money. After some thinking he says "I bet you $1,000 he can't play that trombone!"
"Deal! What do you want to hear?" "Why, '76 Trombones', of course!" He sits the octopus on the counter with the trombone and it begins to play flawlessly. Now the bar owner is really pissed. He goes into the back room and comes out with a dust covered bagpipe and says "I'll give you this damn place if he can play this!"
"I don't know......"
"HA! I thought you said he could play anything?" "Well, he's never played one before....but OK"
He sits the octopus down on the counter and it wraps itself around the bagpipe clockwiise...unwraps and then wraps itself again counter-clockwise...
See?!? He can't play it! You lose!!"
"Now just wait a minute. As soon as he figures out he can't fuck it, he'll play it!"
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