Let me tell you about my golf fail. LOL
When I was a kid my dad took me golfing. He has always been a golfer and loves the sport (is it actually a sport?) Anyway, we were in the golf cart and according to him I was leaning too far out of the cart though I remember just sitting there and looking around the area. Well, he thought I was going to get hit by a flying golf ball so he reached over to pull me back. What actually happened was that he accidentally pushed me out and my legs slipped under the cart and he ran over me. I couldn't walk for at least an hour. Needless to say even to this day I do not enjoy golf.
Now tell me that's not a golf fail.