"your body is hot, but your pinga is too small"

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    Mar 13, 2009 5:12 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow... i love these random, one-sentence love letters, especially when they come from people who aren't in a position to dole out such criticisms.

    what are the funniest unexpected emails you've gotten from rj members you didn't know existed?
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    Mar 13, 2009 5:29 PM GMT
    Pinga?

    My favorite is the email from a guy from South America asking if I would be his, uh, companion on his frequent visits to charlotte.

    But my all time favorite is when bijockmuscle is mad at me and accusses me of looking like David Hasselhoff icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 13, 2009 5:57 PM GMT
    hmmm


    mmmm


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  • Timbales

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    Mar 13, 2009 6:59 PM GMT
    how would he know how big your thingie is?
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    Mar 13, 2009 7:29 PM GMT
    he wouldn't. i'd never even seen him on here before he sent me this totally random, unprovoked email.
  • Timbales

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    Mar 13, 2009 7:34 PM GMT
    dancerquack saidhe wouldn't. i'd never even seen him on here before he sent me this totally random, unprovoked email.


    i'm sure it's lovely
  • Tennis_Tom

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    Mar 13, 2009 7:34 PM GMT
    someone sent me this message once out of the blue on a gay dating site. I saved it because I thought it was so cute-

    "hi,how are u? im doni and i like ur profile and i realy hope that i have chance to meet u and make friendship with u or more if u dont mind and hope also that we can know each other while have nice conversation and joke maybe ..

    any way,may i know ur name and ur hoby? do u intersting with art or culture ? and do u intersting also to do water sport? well im sory if im asking to much question for u coz i realy intersting to know u more and more if u dont mind and always wait ur respon here ,thank u and hope u wold visit my hometown,malang city,east java closer frm surabaya or bali then i can take arround here too to visit many intersting places like vulcano,apple and tea plantation,hot spring water ,few temple ,water falls and many more ..and u can stay in my place too if u dont mind ..
    so hope we can meet soon ,spend time together too and have good time together also..and u can contact me to +X or +X


    hugs
    doni"
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    Mar 13, 2009 7:42 PM GMT
    LMFAO, wow does that really happen? hahahaha...I can just remember this time this guy was like "fancy shooting your raw load in me?" icon_eek.gif
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    Mar 13, 2009 7:45 PM GMT
    charlitos saidLMFAO, wow does that really happen? hahahaha...I can just remember this time this guy was like "fancy shooting your raw load in me?" icon_eek.gif



    Fancy? icon_eek.gif
    see, again...
    Choose your words wisely.
    Sexual commentary should encite and excite, not "invite" one to skip through a meadow.

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    Mar 13, 2009 7:53 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 said
    charlitos saidLMFAO, wow does that really happen? hahahaha...I can just remember this time this guy was like "fancy shooting your raw load in me?" icon_eek.gif



    Fancy? icon_eek.gif
    see, again...
    Choose your words wisely.
    Sexual commentary should encite and excite, not "invite" one to skip through a meadow.



    thats EXACTLY what he wrote
  • Timbales

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    Mar 13, 2009 8:13 PM GMT
    BodyWork4 said
    charlitos saidLMFAO, wow does that really happen? hahahaha...I can just remember this time this guy was like "fancy shooting your raw load in me?" icon_eek.gif



    Fancy? icon_eek.gif
    see, again...
    Choose your words wisely.
    Sexual commentary should encite and excite, not "invite" one to skip through a meadow.



    maybe he was British
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:15 PM GMT
    i got a variation on that: "i want you to dump a load in my ass."

    how much more repulsive can you make sex sound?
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:25 PM GMT
    I had someone offer me $200 dollars to let him "Dominate" me in a hotel room the next time he was in my city icon_eek.gif

    BLOCK
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
    While I was a headless closeted profile, I got this from a man in DC:

    i will fly u out here cum to want to fuck ur virgin boycunt and cover u with my cum

    He subsequently asked for my phone number and yahoo messenger after I hadn't replied a few days later.
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:44 PM GMT
    dancerquack saidHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow... i love these random, one-sentence love letters, especially when they come from people who aren't in a position to dole out such criticisms.

    what are the funniest unexpected emails you've gotten from rj members you didn't know existed?


    LOL!!!!! ahem - well I've wanted to tell a couple of guys this myself, but icon_lol.gificon_redface.gif especially some of the guys over on the other muscle website
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:45 PM GMT
    Tennis_Tom saidsomeone sent me this message once out of the blue on a gay dating site. I saved it because I thought it was so cute-

    "hi,how are u? im doni and i like ur profile and i realy hope that i have chance to meet u and make friendship with u or more if u dont mind and hope also that we can know each other while have nice conversation and joke maybe ..

    any way,may i know ur name and ur hoby? do u intersting with art or culture ? and do u intersting also to do water sport? well im sory if im asking to much question for u coz i realy intersting to know u more and more if u dont mind and always wait ur respon here ,thank u and hope u wold visit my hometown,malang city,east java closer frm surabaya or bali then i can take arround here too to visit many intersting places like vulcano,apple and tea plantation,hot spring water ,few temple ,water falls and many more ..and u can stay in my place too if u dont mind ..
    so hope we can meet soon ,spend time together too and have good time together also..and u can contact me to +X or +X


    hugs
    doni"


    Get quite a few of these from guys from the Philapines and Africa. They profess to love me o so much icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:48 PM GMT
    dancerquack saidHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow... i love these random, one-sentence love letters, especially when they come from people who aren't in a position to dole out such criticisms.

    what are the funniest unexpected emails you've gotten from rj members you didn't know existed?


    Well first of all I have never heard of the word pinga, so that is a new one for my vocabulary. And according to your adult photos your pinga is not smalla, but maybe he is a Type A size queen.
  • Aquanerd

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    Mar 13, 2009 8:50 PM GMT
    Um. Your pinga is there for everyone to see in your Adult pics.

    BTW, its just fine! icon_cool.gif
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:55 PM GMT
    Every piece of mail I've gotten has been from nice people. One guy even said I was foxy cute and sent me pictures which were... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:56 PM GMT
    Though mine funniest isn't that good, it still makes me laugh when I get a message that simply says:

    sup


    (no subject, no introduction, and the empty, pictureless profile.) I always imagine that the guy who typed this tome of a message, must have expended his entire weeks energy to do so.
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    Mar 13, 2009 8:59 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidWhy would the size of a guy's pinga matter anyway if he's massaging your earlobes with his ankles?

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    because it's disconcerting to have a huge muscled guy with a baby dick. partly the aesthetics of the image perhaps... I know while I'm no size queen you just want to know that if you are playing with a guy's pinga that you don't need a microscope to find it.

    that you are with a man and not with someone with just an overly big clit
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    Mar 13, 2009 9:07 PM GMT
    I get these kind of messages on gay.com...
  • MusicMan87

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    Mar 13, 2009 9:28 PM GMT
    dancerquack saidi got a variation on that: "i want you to dump a load in my ass."

    how much more repulsive can you make sex sound?



    "I need to drop some timber.... " haha House Bunny (movie) anyone?

    For some reason dump a load reminded me of that scene
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    Mar 13, 2009 9:33 PM GMT
    NNJfitandbi saidAlways nice when someone reaches out with constructive advice. Makes my day when it happens to me.

    I got unsolicited hate mail once here.

    Vive Real Jock!


    Hey, at least you know you've got FANS! icon_wink.gif

    VIVA REALJOCK!!!
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    Mar 13, 2009 9:39 PM GMT
    dancerquack saidHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow... i love these random, one-sentence love letters, especially when they come from people who aren't in a position to dole out such criticisms.
    what are the funniest unexpected emails you've gotten from rj members you didn't know existed?

    Quack, I think you misunderstood. He wasn't saying in absolute terms you're too small. But maybe he meant in relative terms to his gaping rectum, you'd fall in?

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