If you hadn't mentioned that, I wouldn't have imagined him saying 'I AM NOT ENJOYING THIS!' between saying 'I AM NOT GAY' and then filming it and showing it at the RNC convention as proof that he wasn't gay. His plan would go awry though, when at the end of the video there'd be a close up of him for the 'money shot'.
On the upside of that, you'd probably be popular enough you'd get White House press credentials.
when he was on matt lauer, i thought, well maybe. but on second thought he's a BIT too old. sorry old dudes! he is kinda hot though. anyways i realize he has CRAZY hangups and a wife, but yeah, well, maybe. but NOT in bathroom! if i didn't have a boyfriend, of course.