Pet Names for Your Junk

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    Mar 14, 2009 10:34 PM GMT
    My college roommate called his "The Non-Dairy Creamer".

    B/f has started calling mine "The Stimulus Package".

    It makes the news and political conversations fun and packed with double entendre.

    For example
    News Anchor: "Congress has reduced the size of the stimulus package".
    B/F: "I bet it was mostly Nancy Pelosi".
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    Mar 15, 2009 3:41 AM GMT
    The Custard Chucker.
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    Mar 15, 2009 3:42 AM GMT
    skin flute: why can't all guys be masterful skin flutists like whosyour$addy? (name changed to protect the innocent)
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    Mar 15, 2009 6:08 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI'm half Black Irish (think Collin Farrel) and 1/2 Cherokee Indian. As a kid, I was named "Runs with Big Stick" for and Indian name. I had no clue.

    Just an hour ago, here on RJ, a new buddy turns out to be Irish and Indian as well. see if you can find the similar eyes and long face and neck like mine.
    He named me 'Runs with Big Dick" I figure, I've been called worse...icon_cool.gif


    I don't see how you could possibly even run with that thing. icon_wink.gif

    I don't really have a nickname for mine in general. But, an ex that I topped for had one - Doyora. Not sure about spelling, but it supposedly means "two hours" in Romanian (he's was first generation American with Romanian parents). We often fell asleep very satisfied and VERY tired. I'm SORT of glad that only lasted 8 months. I honestly cant imagine I could go any longer screwing him two hours at a time. That was ridiculous, but it certainly helped with the weight loss! icon_biggrin.gif He also called it "sideaffect" sometimes - like the whole "if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours" warning. That just doesn't sound as appetizing though.
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    Mar 15, 2009 6:33 AM GMT
    "The Inspector"











    don't ask.
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    Mar 15, 2009 6:36 AM GMT
    Mr Floppy and the twins......what? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 15, 2009 8:01 AM GMT
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    "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

    Vulcanize the whoopee stick
    In the ham wallet

    Cattle prod the oyster ditch
    With the lap rocket

    Batter dip the cranny ax
    In the gut locker

    Retrofit the pudding hatch
    Ooh la la
    With the boink swatter

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Marinate the nether rod
    In the squish mitten

    Power drill the yippee bog
    With the dude piston

    Pressure wash the quiver bone
    In the bitch wrinkle

    Cannonball the fiddle cove
    Ooh la la
    With the pork steeple

    If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
    In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
    I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
    I don't wanna beat around the bush

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where
    Put the you know what in the you know where prontoicon_lol.gif
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    Mar 15, 2009 10:28 AM GMT
    Fred.
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    Mar 15, 2009 1:51 PM GMT
    Hey Funk' is back!
    ...Or maybe I just missed all his postings for the last 2-3 weeks, I dunno.
    :-)
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    Mar 15, 2009 2:15 PM GMT
    penis name generator

    http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

    mine came up one-eyed wonder weasle
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    Mar 15, 2009 2:44 PM GMT
    mFit saidpenis name generator

    http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

    mine came up one-eyed wonder weasle


    Goliath ..

    Isn't it scary? I like it .. I never thought I'm gonna join you in this ..

    EDIT: hey, it's tottaly random, it has nothing to do with your name..
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    Mar 15, 2009 2:54 PM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidI'm half Black Irish (think Collin Farrel) and 1/2 Cherokee Indian. As a kid, I was named "Runs with Big Stick" for and Indian name. I had no clue.

    Just an hour ago, here on RJ, a new buddy turns out to be Irish and Indian as well. see if you can find the similar eyes and long face and neck like mine.
    He named me 'Runs with Big Dick" I figure, I've been called worse...icon_cool.gif


    Don't tell us,show us.
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    Mar 16, 2009 2:58 AM GMT
    lol

    Mr. Incredible



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    Mar 16, 2009 3:05 AM GMT
    My member's name is Carolyn Applebee..
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:07 AM GMT
    Chocolate Thunder
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:16 AM GMT
    I either refer to it as "Brian Jr" or "My Home Entertainment Center"... although a few times "damned lazy freeloader that I'd fire if I could" has been said to it.
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:26 AM GMT
    "Russle the love muscle" even though I'm aware of the fact that it's not actually a muscle.
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:29 AM GMT
    cherry lollipop

    once you get it, you dont let go....icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:35 AM GMT
    Titan
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:36 AM GMT
    Mr. Hello
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:37 AM GMT
    Yummies.
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:39 AM GMT
    i sometimes refer to the "package" as "the boys"
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    Mar 16, 2009 3:41 AM GMT
    mickeytopogigio saidYummies.


    Yummies huh? I bet I'd be coming back for seconds....and thirds...and fourths...why are my jeans all wet? icon_razz.gif
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    Mar 16, 2009 8:43 AM GMT
    charlitos saidcherry lollipop

    once you get it, you dont let go....icon_twisted.gif


    So, Mr. Charlitos is a part of the lollipop guild. icon_biggrin.gif

    I think I've got a sweet tooth or two....

    Mine is called Charleston.
  • Tiller66

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    Mar 16, 2009 8:58 AM GMT
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