Missed Connections

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  Mar 15, 2009 1:19 AM GMT

  I heard on the radio the other day to check out Craigslist' "Missed Connections." They are entertaining. I can't decide if they are more funny or more sad. Here is one from Seattle.
  
  **Bus 255 guy this morning - m4m
  Date: 2009-03-12, 5:03PM PDT
  
  
  We both got on at the same stop sometime between 7-8. I got off earlier than you but before I got off, we made eye contact 3 times. I thought you were hot and would like to do something with you.
  
  If you think this is you and you're interested, tell me the bus stop that we both got on from, the color of my shirt I was wearing, or any other details about me or you. Send a picture if you want. Don't be afraid. **

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  Mar 15, 2009 1:53 AM GMT

  from "The Big Gay Sketch Show".......sorry this doesn't have video....couldn't find one with it
  
  

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  Mar 15, 2009 4:16 AM GMT

  Here's a template that describes 99% of Missed Connection postings..
  
  "You were the [hot | cute | handsome] guy I saw at [24 Hour Fitness | Gold's | Whole Foods | Trader Joe's | Gelsons]. I was the [cute | very good looking] guy checking you out. I think we exchanged looks. Describe what I was wearing."
  
  

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  Mar 15, 2009 6:47 AM GMT

  "I was blowing you when your wife came in and threw us out. I really liked you and you were really hot. I'd call but I think my cell phone and underwear are still at your house....."
  

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  Mar 15, 2009 12:25 PM GMT

  nv7_ said"I was blowing you when your wife came in and threw us out. I really liked you and you were really hot. I'd call but I think my cell phone and underwear are still at your house....."
  

  
  
  Oh NV... you should be more careful

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  Mar 15, 2009 12:30 PM GMT

  Lostboy said

  nv7_ said"I was blowing you when your wife came in and threw us out. I really liked you and you were really hot. I'd call but I think my cell phone and underwear are still at your house....."
  

  
  
  Oh NV... you should be more careful

  
  
  Hey!!! Can I have my cell phone back? I sure do miss you! How's your wife? She still pissed? You can keep the underwear...if you want.

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  Mar 15, 2009 12:32 PM GMT

  nv7_ said

  Lostboy said

  nv7_ said"I was blowing you when your wife came in and threw us out. I really liked you and you were really hot. I'd call but I think my cell phone and underwear are still at your house....."
  

  
  
  Oh NV... you should be more careful

  
  
  Hey!!! Can I have my cell phone back? I sure do miss you! How's your wife? She still pissed? You can keep the underwear...if you want.

  
  
  
  I sold the underwear on ebay. This scary guy in Vegas bought it. I gave him your cell phone too. He was called Bubba.

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  Mar 16, 2009 7:51 PM GMT

  xrichx saidHere's a template that describes 99% of Missed Connection postings..
  
  "You were the [hot | cute | handsome] guy I saw at [24 Hour Fitness | Gold's | Whole Foods | Trader Joe's | Gelsons]. I was the [cute | very good looking] guy checking you out. I think we exchanged looks. Describe what I was wearing."
  
  

  
  
  Here is the typical true version of that:
  
  
  You were the [hot | cute| handsome] guy I saw at [24 Hour Fitness | Gold's |Whole Foods |. I was the [ ugly as sin | old troll | face that'd make a train take a dirt road ] guy checking you out........

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  Mar 16, 2009 7:57 PM GMT

  You: 19 year old busboy at Applebe's
  Me: Overweight guy taking my wide and kids out for my daughters birthday.
  
  We exchanged glances several times. Tell me what flavor of ice cream I spilled on my pants.

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  Mar 16, 2009 8:00 PM GMT

  MunchingZombie saidYou: 19 year old busboy at Applebe's
  Me: Overweight guy taking my wide and kids out for my daughters birthday.
  
  We exchanged glances several times. Tell me what flavor of ice cream I spilled on my pants.

  
  
  This is just funny regardless of whether or not it was intentional. But an even more delicious pun if intentional.

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  Mar 16, 2009 8:08 PM GMT

  Chewey_Delt said

  MunchingZombie saidYou: 19 year old busboy at Applebe's
  Me: Overweight guy taking my wide and kids out for my daughters birthday.
  
  We exchanged glances several times. Tell me what flavor of ice cream I spilled on my pants.

  
  
  This is just funny regardless of whether or not it was intentional. But an even more delicious pun if intentional.

  
  
  subconsciously I am hilarious.

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