What would you call your autobiography?

  • Tennis_Tom

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    Mar 18, 2009 5:46 PM GMT
    I was doing renegade rows today and for some reason while i was doing them I was tryin to think what Id call my autobiography if I was going to write one (my form must have been really shit if i was thinking so hard about this)

    It would have to involve a pun or a play on words of course, to keep in tune with most autobiographies nowadays. anyway i couldnt think of anything punny enough.

    what would you name your autobiography?
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    Mar 18, 2009 5:47 PM GMT
    Keep On Truckin' (my apologies to Eddie Kendrick for borrowing his song title).

    I am a very resilient person which has come in handy in my life. I bend but don't break.
  • Tennis_Tom

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    Mar 18, 2009 5:49 PM GMT
    (forgot to say, also mention why you'd call it this please)
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    Mar 18, 2009 7:02 PM GMT

    James and The Giant Peach or James is a Giant Peach!

    May I Roald Dahl? I chose this because I love this author's work and at first humorous and that's my middle name (James is my first name) , but being gay has been a leading aspect of my life. At times a giant, I thought it might role over and crush me until ofcourse, I realized inside I could enjoy peach soda everyday, hang out with my new friends whom also saught refuge inside of "gay" from the cruel outside world, hitch a sail to our giant peach and voyage around until we found ourself a better life. This seems like what the gay community is doing now and we've come up against our share of giant rhinos and mechanized sub terranian menaces, but it looks as though we'll make it to the big city afterall and there will be a musical number when we get there....icon_wink.gif
  • Tennis_Tom

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    Mar 18, 2009 7:16 PM GMT
    haha, james is a giant peach is cool
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    Mar 18, 2009 7:18 PM GMT
    I've given this a lot of thought.
    My first volume of the autobiography would be entitled...

    "Chardonnay and Cocoa Puffs: My Crazy Life Up To This Point..."

    The second volume would be entitled...

    "When it Comes To Cats... All Fluffs Are Finns, But Not All Finns Are Fluffs."
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    Mar 18, 2009 8:36 PM GMT
    And then there was One.
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    Mar 18, 2009 8:45 PM GMT
    Juan on Juan-Don't blame yourself, blame others.
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:43 AM GMT
    All Your Cookies R Belong To Me: The Struggles of a Lone Intergalactic Citizen against the Savage Native Sentients of Planet Earth
  • Latenight30

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    Mar 19, 2009 11:18 AM GMT
    Coffee Cups and Cum Rags.
  • Tennis_Tom

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    Mar 19, 2009 11:26 AM GMT
    Latenight30 saidCoffee Cups and Cum Rags.


    lol, id buy that just for the name
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    Mar 19, 2009 11:39 AM GMT
    "Cooking with pasty guys"
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