Only attracted to bisexual guys with puppies

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    Mar 19, 2009 6:11 PM GMT
    Dogs are no good, they have to be puppies

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    Mar 19, 2009 6:25 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidDogs are no good, they have to be puppies

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    The guys who succeed in breeding a dog called Perpetual Puppy, and a cat named Forever Kitten, will make fortunes.
  • Timbales

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    Mar 19, 2009 6:26 PM GMT
    They also need to be between 5'11" and 5' 11 1/2".
  • mcwclewis

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    Mar 19, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    They need to be welsh/italian.
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    Mar 19, 2009 6:27 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidDogs are no good, they have to be puppies

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    how short-lived your attraction shall be icon_cry.gif
    how 'bout ponies??? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 19, 2009 6:28 PM GMT
    Not even this one??
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    Mar 19, 2009 6:52 PM GMT
    Puppies are cute! icon_lol.gif
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    Mar 19, 2009 7:14 PM GMT
    that dog is EATING the cat. So not attractive.

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    Mar 19, 2009 8:25 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidthat dog is EATING the cat. So not attractive.

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    come onn, that dog is being possessed by the cat.....its taking a free shower
  • Timbales

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    Mar 19, 2009 8:26 PM GMT
    pussy licking on this forum, who'da thunkit?
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    Mar 19, 2009 8:27 PM GMT
    How 'bout bi-men with a lil' Charlitos?? icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 19, 2009 8:59 PM GMT
    Timberoo saidpussy licking on this forum, who'da thunkit?


    Even saying that makes me feel sick, kay?
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    Mar 19, 2009 9:45 PM GMT
    REALLY guys? Come on.
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:03 PM GMT
    Yeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:04 PM GMT
    muchmorethanmuscle saidPUSSY LICKING!

    HAHAHAH...that was good.



    Muchmorethanmuscle is hiding and occasionally jumps out and shouts supposedly anonymous obscenities... it´s kinda weird.

    Puppies or nothing. sorry.

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    Mar 19, 2009 10:12 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidYeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.


    And can I have him back now, please.........
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:14 PM GMT
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    GuerrillaSodomite saidYeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.


    And can I have him back now, please.........


    No, s/he's filed a restraining order against you. You shouldn't have thrown the post surgical leftovers on the barbie and fed them to hir mother.
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    Pattison said
    GuerrillaSodomite saidYeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.


    And can I have him back now, please.........


    No, s/he's filed a restraining order against you. You shouldn't have thrown the post surgical leftovers on the barbie and fed them to hir mother.

    Waist not, want not.....
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:22 PM GMT
    Pattison said
    GuerrillaSodomite said
    Pattison said
    GuerrillaSodomite saidYeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.


    And can I have him back now, please.........


    No, s/he's filed a restraining order against you. You shouldn't have thrown the post surgical leftovers on the barbie and fed them to hir mother.

    Waist not, want not.....


    Got some foreskin and cilantro in your teeth there.icon_wink.gif
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:23 PM GMT
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:26 PM GMT
    They also can't be "Buddies" on RJ, unless we meet in person, despite great conversations. However, to meet in person, they have be so gorgeous, that they'd make hte marquee of RJ (the pictures that accompany the announcements at the top).

    [Hint: I have experienced this.]
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
    DCEric said270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg


    that´s cos you don´t have a puppy...

    And I agree... all these "I only date X" threads are rather zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:30 PM GMT
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:36 PM GMT
    GuerrillaSodomite saidYeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.


    should they be seeking treatment for the irritable bowel syndrome or just letting it ride?

    personally I find it important that they liked Anne Rice when they were 15 but not when 16 and were never into Nine Inch Nails because they were too mainstream and therefore only liked Skinny Puppy but are now working a data entry job where they have to pay $5 on Friday for the privilege of wearing jeans.... yeah... that's hot.
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    Mar 19, 2009 10:41 PM GMT
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    GuerrillaSodomite saidYeah, well I'm only attracted to reversed postoperative transgendered lesbians with hairy backs, outtie belly buttons and irritable bowel syndrome.


    should they be seeking treatment for the irritable bowel syndrome or just letting it ride?

    personally I find it important that they liked Anne Rice when they were 15 but not when 16 and were never into Nine Inch Nails because they were too mainstream and therefore only liked Skinny Puppy but are now working a data entry job where they have to pay $5 on Friday for the privilege of wearing jeans.... yeah... that's hot.


    Wow, I think my munt just got wet.icon_razz.gif