How Many Jobs Will You Personally Create in 2009

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    Mar 24, 2009 2:27 AM GMT

    In the third and fouth quarter of 2009 I will hire 1,428 people.

    I will pay performance bonuses estimated at $13,000,000.
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    Mar 24, 2009 3:17 AM GMT
    Well arn't you special? icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Mar 24, 2009 3:27 AM GMT
    Every time I go grocery shopping I will make sure that I do not put the grocery cart back in the cart return or take it back to the store. That will eventually create jobs since the store will have to hire someone to retrieve them.
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    Mar 24, 2009 3:28 AM GMT
    Hmmm... your profile says you're looking to make friends... are you sure that's what you're trying to do? icon_rolleyes.gif

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    Mar 24, 2009 3:46 AM GMT
    yes,skifan08, his profile also says he's "defined". its the internet silly.icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 24, 2009 3:52 AM GMT
    growingbig saidEvery time I go grocery shopping I will make sure that I do not put the grocery cart back in the cart return or take it back to the store. That will eventually create jobs since the store will have to hire someone to retrieve them.


    i used to do that back in the day, when i worked for a grocery store, for one entire summer i was the cart king!! then i got bored and decided to do the self check out which is better, you can just stand there and judge instead of actually doing things.
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    Mar 24, 2009 5:02 AM GMT
    WWOD?
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    Mar 24, 2009 5:04 AM GMT
    I will employ 12-14 guys...............even though my profits are squeezed. They need the money too. And they are worth it.
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    Mar 24, 2009 5:05 AM GMT
    growingbig saidEvery time I go grocery shopping I will make sure that I do not put the grocery cart back in the cart return or take it back to the store. That will eventually create jobs since the store will have to hire someone to retrieve them.


    I LOVE the way you think.
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    Mar 24, 2009 5:11 AM GMT
    I'm starting my first company this year as my summer job instead of getting an internship. I figure its risky to not have that first year experience on the resume, but you have to take risks... so at least one job. I'll probably be hiring some people to help me out with marketing so we'll see how that goes. So in total, I'd say around 3. Not bad for 23!
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    Mar 24, 2009 5:12 AM GMT
    owl975 saidI'm starting my first company this year as my summer job instead of getting an internship. I figure its risky to not have that first year experience on the resume, but you have to take risks... so at least one job. I'll probably be hiring some people to help me out with marketing so we'll see how that goes. So in total, I'd say around 3. Not bad for 23!


    Go For IT!
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    Mar 24, 2009 5:34 AM GMT
    twomack saidIn the third and fouth quarter of 2009 I will hire 1,428 people...I will pay performance bonuses estimated at $13,000,000.
    Perhaps this is your year, Santa! I know things have been tough, with your elves losing their pensions in the Stock Market crash, and their LPHI (Little People's Health Insurance) jacking premiums to nearly double that of 2007. But good for you, for sticking by them and expanding your operations. Be sure you've got everyone's paperwork in order, though; the INS is cracking down on illegal immigrant labor (in case you've got some Canadian elves working in the factory).
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    Mar 24, 2009 6:52 AM GMT
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    Mar 24, 2009 6:53 AM GMT
    I thought about pimping out some of my lovely hoes down in south Sacramento; maybe expand my enterprise to the suburbs. It's quite difficult though; pimping....
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    Mar 24, 2009 7:10 AM GMT
    twomack said
    In the third and fouth quarter of 2009 I will hire 1,428 people.

    I will pay performance bonuses estimated at $13,000,000.


    Is this for real? Are some guys really this desperate for attention and recognition? Is this the only way to get it? To brag, to throw big numbers around, and fill one's profile with all manner of self-aggrandizing fluff? icon_rolleyes.gif

    Lame.
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    Mar 24, 2009 7:21 AM GMT
    sundayswim saidyes,skifan08, his profile also says he's "defined". its the internet silly.icon_biggrin.gif


    You rule. icon_twisted.gif
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    Mar 24, 2009 7:48 AM GMT
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    sundayswim saidyes,skifan08, his profile also says he's "defined". its the internet silly.icon_biggrin.gif


    You rule. icon_twisted.gif


    LOL @ sunday and southlake

    I will have 17" arms and thunder thighs, too.

    It could happen...

    But if the OP is doing this for reals... of course it's great! Hopefully lots of people will be out there getting jobs and making things work better soon.
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    Mar 24, 2009 8:58 AM GMT
    I fight the forces of evil so that you may have a world to hire people!
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    Mar 24, 2009 2:50 PM GMT
    Well, let see, I need a maid, cook, personal trainer, personal shopper, and some to clean after my dog (when I get a dog). I will create five jobs, six if I decide not to wipe my own ass anymore.
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    Mar 24, 2009 3:04 PM GMT
    1 keeping mine.
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    Mar 24, 2009 3:19 PM GMT
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