Not Gay, but Very Sweet

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    Mar 26, 2009 1:52 PM GMT
    From QueerTy:
    "Have you heard the one about Dolly Parton having a lesbian relationship with a woman said to be her assistant, and how she has a sex dungeon in the basement of her home, and how she's actually covered with tattoos (which is why you never see her sleeveless and instead she's always in those same neck-plunging designs)? Those are all among the rumors we've heard about the country star in recent years, all delivered with the "I swear it's true" guarantee. But Ms. Parton is actually married to a dude — the kind who has no desire to be in the public eye at all, which is why you never see him. So let Dolly explain away those gay rumors like a seasoned professional — and forward this clip to Ricky Martin's publicist for tips."


    (My apologies if this is a repeat. I searched and found nuttin'.)
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    Mar 26, 2009 2:46 PM GMT
    She is so sweet.
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    Mar 26, 2009 3:03 PM GMT
    I just love Dolly! Always have, and probably always will!icon_biggrin.gif
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    Mar 26, 2009 10:07 PM GMT
    She's brilliant isn't she?

    I saw her live once. Some crazy fan tried to jump on stage - and she was rushed off by security.
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    Mar 26, 2009 10:19 PM GMT
    Lost_And_Found saidShe's brilliant isn't she?

    Some great Dolly-isms:
    *I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

    *I modeled my looks on the town tramp.

    *It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

    *I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

    *My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

    *You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

    *We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

    *The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.




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    Mar 26, 2009 10:27 PM GMT
    Beaux*I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


    hahahaha, very good. She's actually super-talented, that's how you stay in the limelight for a long time.