ONE LILTANKER FOR SALE (add your own)!!!

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    Apr 01, 2009 10:18 PM GMT
    FOR SALE: one lilTanker, gently used. High mileage, but well maintained. Mostly highway (backseat) miles. Starts reliably, runs strong and hard. No warranty, but excellent referrals. Newly refurbished with freshly serviced undercarriage and complete engine flush. Clean fluids, new hoses and rubber(s). In mostly excellent condition, minus standard wear and tear -- minor scuffs and abrasions, particularly about the knees and elbows. Some minor bruising on hips, scratches on back. Lips slightly swollen, but maintains excellent suction. Moderately loose rear gasket.

    Moving (on), must sell immediately. All offers considered. No bids taken after 11:59 pm, PST, 4/1/09. Please contact zdrew for more information or to place an offer.

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    Apr 01, 2009 10:41 PM GMT
    Can I take him out for a test drive first? I'd like to see how he handles curves.

    And I don't have a lot of experience driving stick. Do you think he's a good fit for a beginner?
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    Apr 01, 2009 10:52 PM GMT
    Deposit?
    Will have to think about it.
    I want something that can burn rubber...and I'm don't mind if it makes some funny noises from the rear end.
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    Apr 01, 2009 10:58 PM GMT

    Damn .. you guys are too horny ..


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    Apr 01, 2009 11:04 PM GMT
    I'll give you .87, a half empty tube of Cherry-Ice Chapstick and pocket lint encrusted Mento for him.
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:06 PM GMT
    zdrew saidFOR SALE: one lilTanker, gently used. High mileage, but well maintained. Mostly highway (backseat) miles. Starts reliably, runs strong and hard. No warranty, but excellent referrals. Newly refurbished with freshly serviced undercarriage and complete engine flush. Clean fluids, new hoses and rubber(s). In mostly excellent condition, minus standard wear and tear -- minor scuffs and abrasions, particularly about the knees and elbows. Some minor bruising on hips, scratches on back. Lips slightly swollen, but maintains excellent suction. Moderately loose rear gasket.

    Moving (on), must sell immediately. All offers considered. No bids taken after 11:59 pm, PST, 4/1/09. Please contact zdrew for more information or to place an offer.



    Now for the really important information.

    Does he clean washrooms?
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:10 PM GMT
    I think he'd be okay for an advanced beginner -- his transmission is pretty worn in and not too stiff or reluctant at this point, so long as you ease in and don't just pop the clutch. He gets pretty aggressive traction on the curves, too -- a natural at chasing whatever's in front of him on the track. I had a new muffler installed recently, so there shouldn't be too much noise from the rear end, though I've occasionally noticed a slow fluid leak.
  • Rookz

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    Apr 01, 2009 11:14 PM GMT
    Has he had his shots?

    And what kind of breed is he for I'm looking for a pedigree. I'd like my little bitch to look pretty in her collar.

    Will liltanker fit in a purse? Maybe I can give him to my mom as a present?
  • EricLA

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    Apr 01, 2009 11:15 PM GMT
    I think I've seen this Liltanker around. I could swear this one has a problem getting into reverse. I need something that reliably gets in gear. I don't want something that sits in neutral needing me to get out and push it into place.
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:16 PM GMT
    Pedigree? Bah! He's had a little of everything in him...
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:19 PM GMT
    zdrew said I had a new muffler installed recently, so there shouldn't be too much noise from the rear end, though I've occasionally noticed a slow fluid leak.


    I appreciate your honesty, but you aren't even get a half used Chapstick with that kind of issue. Someone will just have to find a plug of some sort to stop that leak.

    It gets cold in the winter here. Does he come with seat warmers? Nothing like having a warm seat for those long drives in the morning.
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:21 PM GMT
    Does anyone have change for a nickel?
  • Rookz

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    Apr 01, 2009 11:21 PM GMT
    Importantly, is liltanker potty trained?
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:22 PM GMT
    Um...he looks like he smokes....has he been used as a rental?
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:37 PM GMT
    I would insist on a Lemon Law clause in any contract before buying that used jalopy.
    -Keith
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:46 PM GMT
    Beaux saidhas he been used as a rental?


    I don't think he was a rental, but he was used in a circus act. I can't remember what the record was for the number of clowns they fit in him at one time.
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:47 PM GMT
    madtown said
    Beaux saidhas he been used as a rental?


    I don't think he was a rental, but he was used in a circus act. I can't remember what the record was for the number of clowns they fit in him at one time.



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    OMG, THAT'S SO TRUE!
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:51 PM GMT
    circumcised ?
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:53 PM GMT
    charlitos saidcircumcised ?


    I think you mean convertible or hard-top?
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    Apr 01, 2009 11:59 PM GMT
    madtown said
    charlitos saidcircumcised ?


    I think you mean convertible or hard-top?


    icon_razz.gif Ooooooh CrankWanker's gonna kill us. Next up: my obituary announcement.
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    Apr 02, 2009 12:01 AM GMT
    the clown thing was hilarious
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    Apr 02, 2009 12:11 AM GMT
    I just want to know if he comes pre-lubed or if I have to squeeze in all the grease myself.

    He's a little bigger that I think I need (I understand that the rear is oversized for lots of storage), but I hear that he rides smooth.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 02, 2009 12:20 AM GMT
    Is he available for travel? LOL
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    Apr 02, 2009 12:28 AM GMT
    I hear he's got far too many miles on him to be certified. Also - I suspect he's been re-painted - and I detect plenty of Bondo on him. We better ship him off to the auction. He's at best a "Yellow light car".
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    Apr 02, 2009 12:45 AM GMT
    Hahahahaha - funniest post EVER!