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    Oct 25, 2007 10:06 PM GMT
    I thought it could be a giggle to stick up amusing quotations we want to share...

    Will RogersAn ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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    Oct 25, 2007 10:36 PM GMT
    Ambrose BierceCynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.


    In fact, you may take the rest of The Devil's Dictionary as entered here.
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    Oct 25, 2007 10:37 PM GMT
    Bonnie RaittI never forget a face, especially one I've sat on.
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    Oct 25, 2007 10:43 PM GMT
    Quentin CrispThe ultimate punishment for a lifetime of unremitting fornication is that you become too weak to defend yourself from marriage.
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    Oct 25, 2007 11:00 PM GMT
    Ron WhiteYou can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

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    Oct 25, 2007 11:26 PM GMT
    Two that made me laugh...

    Dame EdnaIf you can't laugh at yourself, you just might be missing out on the joke of the century.


    Mark TwainWhen the world ends I want to be in Cincinnati because Cincinnati is twenty years behind the rest of the world.

    (I've never been there, so I can't offer an opinion).
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    Oct 25, 2007 11:34 PM GMT
    Mark TwainMost people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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    Oct 25, 2007 11:47 PM GMT
    Republican Senator Larry CraigI am not gay. I have a wide stance.
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    Oct 25, 2007 11:47 PM GMT
    I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! - Will Rogers

    Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan


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    Oct 25, 2007 11:55 PM GMT
    Ted HaggertI am not gay, I just like Crystal Meth.
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    Oct 26, 2007 12:25 AM GMT
    Phyllis DillerIf your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies."
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    Oct 26, 2007 12:46 AM GMT
    A gay community and no Wilde quotes?

    Here's two:

    Oscar WildeFashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

    Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary.
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    Oct 29, 2007 3:20 PM GMT
    "Call on God, but row away from the rocks."
    -- Hunter S. Thompson

    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -- Humphrey Bogart

    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    -- Benjamin Franklin

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    Oct 29, 2007 3:35 PM GMT
    Dorothy ParkerHeterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.